I am an internet know-it-all with an advanced degree...ask me anything about health, fitness or life

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  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    saylorkw wrote: »
    Did Adam and Eve have navels?
    yes

    How?
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    chkn.gif

    I'm wondering if you really are an internet know it all
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    saylorkw wrote: »
    Did Adam and Eve have navels?
    yes

    How?

    Because their humanoid ancestors were all born with navals...
  • Gel_W91
    Gel_W91 Posts: 53 Member
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    crocodile vs lion
    small whale vs giant jellyfish
    wolf vs bear

    whos winning the battles
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    Gel_W91 wrote: »
    crocodile vs lion
    small whale vs giant jellyfish
    wolf vs bear

    whos winning the battles

    1. depends. Croc most of the time in places where crocs would be found, assuming a mature croc.
    2. most small whales over most species of jellyfish
    3. bear over a single wolf (assuming adults and loners)
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    JONZ64 wrote: »
    Explain Women

    **** you


    :smile:
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    tdatsenko wrote: »
    What kind of advanced degree do you have and where is it from?

    Toxicology, from an SEC school

    But was it an SEC school when you attended?



    Also, has the bacon meme jumped the shark?

    1. graduated? yes.
    2. bacon is overrated.
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
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    Why has no one created the sarcasm font, and when will it be universally accepted????
  • Exempli_gratia
    Exempli_gratia Posts: 6 Member
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    Can you explain what a "sticky" is, please? (And seriously.) I've seen the word mentioned in other discussions and I'm unfamiliar with the term. Thanks.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    jmule24 wrote: »
    Why has no one created the sarcasm font, and when will it be universally accepted????
    italics or " " work in a pinch until one is developed.
  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    flyingtanuki wrote: »
    If God and Superman got into a fight, who would win?

    God created batman, so how do you expect superman to even have a chance?

    OH come on.... Superman is not even from this plant... obviously he wins over Batman.... He's just a rich guy with cool toys...
  • RuNaRoUnDaFiEld
    RuNaRoUnDaFiEld Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Is it right that I am laughing out loud to this thread or do I need to grow up?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Exempli_gratia wrote: »
    Can you explain what a "sticky" is, please? (And seriously.) I've seen the word mentioned in other discussions and I'm unfamiliar with the term. Thanks.

    thread that stays permanently on the top of a board...like the board rules. Usually their topic line is bolded.
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    jmule24 wrote: »
    Why has no one created the sarcasm font, and when will it be universally accepted????
    italics or " " work in a pinch until one is developed.

    Ha! That reminds me of the Chris Farley skit where every other word he talks in "air quotes!" haha

  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
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    What came first....... Science or Bro-Science?
  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
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    RuNaRoUnDaFiEld wrote: »
    Is it right that I am laughing out loud to this thread or do I need to grow up?

    I totally had to laugh out loud at the question regarding the bathroom issue...
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
    edited June 2015
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    jmule24 wrote: »
    What came first....... Science or Bro-Science?

    science has no ending and no end. It is the means by which an intelligent life form acquires knowledge. Bro-science requires prior knowledge and the existence of "semi" intelligent life.
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    jmule24 wrote: »
    What came first....... Science or Bro-Science?

    science has no ending and no end. It is the means by which an intelligent life form acquires knowledge. Bro-science requires prior knowledge and the existence of "semi" intelligent life.

    Why does Bro-science continue to outpace Science in the realm of "facts" being dispursed in said forums......?

  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
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    Define loosing.
    Why does no one mention volume and density when comparing the weights of fat and muscle?
    Why does every discussion on this page devolve into desperate pleas for validation and affirmation?
    Why does it burn when I pee?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    jmule24 wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    jmule24 wrote: »
    What came first....... Science or Bro-Science?

    science has no ending and no end. It is the means by which an intelligent life form acquires knowledge. Bro-science requires prior knowledge and the existence of "semi" intelligent life.

    Why does Bro-science continue to outpace Science in the realm of "facts" being dispursed in said forums......?
    there are more stupid people on the earth than intelligent people

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