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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    Oooh! Oooh! I know this.

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  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    edited June 2015
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    WAT DO??? :p
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    The answer is: Your father is not deceased. He just left your family because y'all were cramping his style. I know him personally and he said part of the reason he left was because you could not throw a baseball.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    The answer is: Your father is not deceased. He just left your family because y'all were cramping his style. I know him personally and he said part of the reason he left was because you could not throw a baseball.

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    But the important thing is that you tried?

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  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    swansong1001 wrote: »
    What came first, the chicken or the egg?

    the rooster


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    The answer is: Your father is not deceased. He just left your family because y'all were cramping his style. I know him personally and he said part of the reason he left was because you could not throw a baseball.

    Is that the plot of Joe Dirt 2?
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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    Bump, because this was entertaining.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    CJisinShape wrote: »
    Bump, because this was entertaining.

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    CJisinShape wrote: »
    Bump, because this was entertaining.

    Couldn't agree more!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Can I have some MILF and cookies, please???
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
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    Can I have some MILF and cookies, please???

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    What's the fastest way to cheer up/stay positive when you're sick/confined to bed?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    zcb94 wrote: »
    What's the fastest way to cheer up/stay positive when you're sick/confined to bed?

    well, the male version of this is probably different from the female as I find especially with a fever that...well nevermind, not relevant to your interests...

    1. Watch the price is right. 2. make someone else feel miserable on the internet (not really).
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Oh great one, why has this thread failed to thrive?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    cblue315 wrote: »
    Oh great one, why has this thread failed to thrive?
    It is as I predicted earlier in the thread...
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
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    What is the best bait/tackle to use when fishing for attention?
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Jackie0Marie wrote: »
    What is the best bait/tackle to use when fishing for attention?

    Hmmmm.... I feel a crossing of threads coming upon us,.....!
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Jackie0Marie wrote: »
    What is the best bait/tackle to use when fishing for attention?

    Hmmmm.... I feel a crossing of threads coming upon us,.....!

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    :p
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Jackie0Marie wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Jackie0Marie wrote: »
    What is the best bait/tackle to use when fishing for attention?

    Hmmmm.... I feel a crossing of threads coming upon us,.....!

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    :p

    Your fault, missy.
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