I am an internet know-it-all with an advanced degree...ask me anything about health, fitness or life

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    Oooh! Oooh! I know this.

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  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    edited June 2015
    WAT DO??? :p
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    The answer is: Your father is not deceased. He just left your family because y'all were cramping his style. I know him personally and he said part of the reason he left was because you could not throw a baseball.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    The answer is: Your father is not deceased. He just left your family because y'all were cramping his style. I know him personally and he said part of the reason he left was because you could not throw a baseball.

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    But the important thing is that you tried?

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  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    swansong1001 wrote: »
    What came first, the chicken or the egg?

    the rooster


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    The answer is: Your father is not deceased. He just left your family because y'all were cramping his style. I know him personally and he said part of the reason he left was because you could not throw a baseball.

    Is that the plot of Joe Dirt 2?
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    Bump, because this was entertaining.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    CJisinShape wrote: »
    Bump, because this was entertaining.

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    CJisinShape wrote: »
    Bump, because this was entertaining.

    Couldn't agree more!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Can I have some MILF and cookies, please???
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
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    Can I have some MILF and cookies, please???

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    What's the fastest way to cheer up/stay positive when you're sick/confined to bed?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    zcb94 wrote: »
    What's the fastest way to cheer up/stay positive when you're sick/confined to bed?

    well, the male version of this is probably different from the female as I find especially with a fever that...well nevermind, not relevant to your interests...

    1. Watch the price is right. 2. make someone else feel miserable on the internet (not really).
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Oh great one, why has this thread failed to thrive?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    cblue315 wrote: »
    Oh great one, why has this thread failed to thrive?
    It is as I predicted earlier in the thread...
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    What is the best bait/tackle to use when fishing for attention?
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Jackie0Marie wrote: »
    What is the best bait/tackle to use when fishing for attention?

    Hmmmm.... I feel a crossing of threads coming upon us,.....!
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Jackie0Marie wrote: »
    What is the best bait/tackle to use when fishing for attention?

    Hmmmm.... I feel a crossing of threads coming upon us,.....!

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    :p
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Jackie0Marie wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Jackie0Marie wrote: »
    What is the best bait/tackle to use when fishing for attention?

    Hmmmm.... I feel a crossing of threads coming upon us,.....!

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    :p

    Your fault, missy.
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!

    Chocolate is a carb right?
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!

    Chocolate is a carb right?

    I don't answer questions. If you're lucky and OP finds it worthy, he will.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!

    Chocolate is a carb right?

    I don't answer questions. If you're lucky and OP finds it worthy, he will.

    Such respect. Such the example.

    Sitting down, shutting mouth.

  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
    If one were to drive a car at the speed of light, and then turn the headlights on, what would happen?
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    edited June 2015
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!

    I did!! My question wasn't answered!
    raw
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!

    Chocolate is a carb right?
    Chocolate is mostly fat, unless you're eating candy
  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    If we all adopt the practice of teaching a man to fish, instead of giving him a fish, and he has no where to fish, can we send him to your pond?

    Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.

    Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • JenD1066
    JenD1066 Posts: 298 Member
    What is that smell?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    edited June 2015
    pepperpat64 wrote: »
    If one were to drive a car at the speed of light, and then turn the headlights on, what would happen?

    Assuming the car was capable of surviving light speed, the lights would come on. Whether or not the light from them could be perceived is the real question
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