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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    if I was to lift you and walk for a mile carrying you, every day for a year, eating 1300 calories per day worth of healthy food... how much weight would you estimate I would lose?

    I'd say you'd die trying and would weigh about 100 lbs as your body very slowly decomposed

    :joy: great answer!
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    What did Jesus teach his disciples to do?
  • ScubaSteve1962
    ScubaSteve1962 Posts: 612 Member
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    Why do hotdog wieners come in packs of 10 and hotdog buns come in packs of 10
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
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    Ttt
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
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    Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »
    ScubaSteve1962 wrote: »
    Why do hotdog wieners come in packs of 10 and hotdog buns come in packs of 10

    Hebrew Nationals come in packs of 7!!! Weird having a left over bun instead, lol.

    Probably due to the "perfection" of the #7 in religious texts

  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 512 Member
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    Are the MFP forums addictive?
    And if so, will it be counterproductive to create an anonymous thread for MFP addicts?
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    why do people cut me off on the Garden State Parkway and then proceed to go 15 miles under the speed limit?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
    edited November 2015
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    tracyannk28 wrote: »
    why do people cut me off on the Garden State Parkway and then proceed to go 15 miles under the speed limit?

    Becauss you're using hyperbole while driving like an a-hole.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
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    Dalia444 wrote: »
    Are the MFP forums addictive?
    And if so, will it be counterproductive to create an anonymous thread for MFP addicts?

    Yes/no
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »
    I am still waiting on the answer for the best lift for mullet gainz.

    I agree, this is a very important question that was overlooked
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »
    I am still waiting on the answer for the best lift for mullet gainz.

    I agree, this is a very important question that was overlooked

    12 oz Natty light curls
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »
    I am still waiting on the answer for the best lift for mullet gainz.

    I agree, this is a very important question that was overlooked

    12 oz Natty light curls

    respect
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 512 Member
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    If I quit my job contingent upon winning the lottery..when do you anticipate I'll stop working
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
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    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    tdatsenko wrote: »
    What kind of advanced degree do you have and where is it from?

    Toxicology, from an SEC school

    A doctorate or just a masters?

    Just a masters...ROFL.



  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
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    Dalia444 wrote: »
    If I quit my job contingent upon winning the lottery..when do you anticipate I'll stop working

    Claim you were wrongfully terminated and file for unimployment. Play both sides

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