You Know When You're in the MFP "Zone" When...

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  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
    joinn68 wrote: »
    And the winner of most extreme MFPal is!! Actually it's a toss up between you two :smiley:
    flatlndr wrote: »
    One morning I had my fitbit on the charger downstairs, and went upstairs without it. That evening, I asked my wife to walk up the stairs with my fitbit so I could get the credit back. She did it, but the look she gave me said a) "you are a lunatic" and b) "just this once".
    When you not only weigh the dish before you eat but also the utensil & both after as well, so that you don't count; the residue left on them because you didn't actually consume them.

    Woo-hoo!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    When you tell your kids to get their own food, cuz you've already weighed yours out. hehe
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    Charging your FitBit becomes a fraught affair, as you need to ensure that it is done at a time where you are as inactive as possible, so you don't miss any activity, but you don't want to do it overnight because you're fascinated by the sleep tracking.

    I read this post yesterday, realized that I'd not yet had to charge my FB, switched over to email, and saw I'd just received a message saying it needed to be charged. So I put it on the charger and took a nap.
  • robingmurphy
    robingmurphy Posts: 349 Member
    When you sometimes select your meal because it's something you ate recently or eat frequently and therefore it's in "Recent' or "Frequent" foods and is easy to enter.
  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
    When you are about to go to bed, but you notice one of your Fitbit friends has just passed you, so you pace about the house until you are tops of the leader board again.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    When you drop a piece of cheese in the dirt and you contemplate eating it because you already added it to your diary and cheese calories are precious!
  • lippicker3000
    lippicker3000 Posts: 12 Member
    (I spend every other week at my boyfriends house) packing my own scale when I go stay at boy friends house and set it next to his. An ounce more or less means the world to me.
  • Dreven1989
    Dreven1989 Posts: 17 Member
    When people think your hobby is taking pictures of bar codes.
  • FatMoojor
    FatMoojor Posts: 483 Member
    When you get a new set of scales as a Christmas present and that is actually a great gift!
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
    When you ask your surgeon if you can wear your fitbit during surgery so you can log the sleep. And yes, I did ask but (honest) I was only kidding!
  • brb_2013
    brb_2013 Posts: 1,197 Member
    Dreven1989 wrote: »
    When people think your hobby is taking pictures of bar codes.

    LOL!!! My roommate gave me the funniest look the other day. He doesn't make a habit of watching me cook but he was very curious of why I needed so many pictures to cook dinner
  • ridge4mfp
    ridge4mfp Posts: 301 Member
    But when you have to make sure your Fitbit-wearing arm is free to swing as you walk - no carrying anything or pushing anything with that arm! Every step must count!

    Definitely this!
  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
    This is Fitbit related, but since I love seeing those calorie adjustments, I'm putting it here!

    But when you have to make sure your Fitbit-wearing arm is free to swing as you walk - no carrying anything or pushing anything with that arm! Every step must count!

    I did a test on this. If you are doing an activity that does not permit your arm to swing, if you put the fitbit in your pocket it will count your steps correctly - for walking at least.
  • makaryan11
    makaryan11 Posts: 40 Member
    This is hilarious! !!
  • cecsav1
    cecsav1 Posts: 714 Member
    umayster wrote: »
    I assess the macro content of other people's grocery checkout line contents.

    :slinking off:

    This! I thought I was the only one!
  • lisamaucoin
    lisamaucoin Posts: 13 Member
    When you decide to walk an extra 8,000 steps to make up for the food you weren't supposed to eat.
  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
    When you decide to walk an extra 8,000 steps to make up for the food you weren't supposed to eat.

    Or you look at something tasty, and debate with yourself whether it's worth x,000 additional steps so that you can stay within your target.
  • MelodyandBarbells
    MelodyandBarbells Posts: 7,724 Member
    When the cashew nuts almost spill from the pouch and onto the ground and you CHASE it down and catch it for dear life because this is your snack for the entire rest of the day!
  • Debbjones
    Debbjones Posts: 278 Member
    Steff46 wrote: »
    When there are "only" four restaurants you allow yourself to eat out at and you know the exact meal you can have and how many calories it contains. Then you log it as a meal......because you have it in your data bank as a meal :)

    OMG... welcome to my life! That is so me that my daughter is concerned when we travel I just won't eat!
  • BethAnnieT
    BethAnnieT Posts: 263 Member
    edited January 2016
    When you won't try someone else's food because you're too lazy to figure out how to track it.

    And when you take a shower and then try... just for a second... to track it somewhere.
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    When you're craving something and look up calories from that dish at restaurants and decide to make it at home instead to save half the calories.

    Or when you look up restaurant menus and everything is high calorie and you can't even pick anything that you want enough for it to be worth the calories and end up eating at home instead.

    Story of my life nowadays. I miss eating out and just ordering whatever I feel like without worrying about calories.
  • MondayJune22nd2015
    MondayJune22nd2015 Posts: 876 Member
    Francl27 wrote: »
    When you're craving something and look up calories from that dish at restaurants and decide to make it at home instead to save half the calories.

    Or when you look up restaurant menus and everything is high calorie and you can't even pick anything that you want enough for it to be worth the calories and end up eating at home instead.

    Story of my life nowadays. I miss eating out and just ordering whatever I feel like without worrying about calories.

    @Francl27 how about dividing a restaurant's portion, into more than just their 1 meal & consume the additional portions, as separate meals; until it's gone. So if a restaurant meal, is equivalent to my daily calorie allotment; it gets divided into 6 meals.
  • MelodyandBarbells
    MelodyandBarbells Posts: 7,724 Member
    Francl27 wrote: »
    When you're craving something and look up calories from that dish at restaurants and decide to make it at home instead to save half the calories.

    Or when you look up restaurant menus and everything is high calorie and you can't even pick anything that you want enough for it to be worth the calories and end up eating at home instead.

    Story of my life nowadays. I miss eating out and just ordering whatever I feel like without worrying about calories.

    @Francl27 how about dividing a restaurant's portion, into more than just their 1 meal & consume the additional portions, as separate meals; until it's gone. So if a restaurant meal, is equivalent to my daily calorie allotment; it gets divided into 6 meals.

    Four bites per day until it's gone! :D
  • Projectjustme
    Projectjustme Posts: 47 Member
    flatlndr wrote: »
    When you are about to go to bed, but you notice one of your Fitbit friends has just passed you, so you pace about the house until you are tops of the leader board again.

    ^ my daughter and I got Fitbits for Christmas and now spend most of the evening doing sly walks up and down the stairs and in and out of the kitchen everytime one of us goes ahead of the other - husband and son think we've lost the plot
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
    When you have a rare cup of coffee with Bailey's Irish Cream, and, after logging it, seriously consider (almost) whether you should switch to it rather than your regular Bailey's Coffee Creamer because, even though it is 9 calories more, the macros are much, much, er, healthier.

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  • Nova_88
    Nova_88 Posts: 42 Member
    When you walk around the house with your laptop in the hands to make sure your Fitbit (that is on charge) continue to track your steps.
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    Nova_88 wrote: »
    When you walk around the house with your laptop in the hands to make sure your Fitbit (that is on charge) continue to track your steps.

    OMG, this is awesome!