True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I rented suicide squad, the new Jason Bourne flick, and bad mom's over the weekend. I enjoyed bad mom's the most out of those 3 movies.

    Bad Moms is funny as *kitten*! I saw it not long after my shoulder surgery and it made my shoulder hurt from laughing the entire movie.

    Yeah I was not expecting much but it was realllllllllyyyy funny. Mila kunis being in it helped too lol.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    If I knew anyone in my family were on here I'd deactivate immediately. I don't have Facebook or Instagram or any other social media for that very reason. I can't do the family dramashit.

    I'm guessing some members of my family would not appreciate some of the things I joke about here

    Nobody understands me.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    If I knew anyone in my family were on here I'd deactivate immediately. I don't have Facebook or Instagram or any other social media for that very reason. I can't do the family dramashit.

    I'm guessing some members of my family would not appreciate some of the things I joke about here

    Nobody understands me.

    There, there. Let me pat your head as you rest it on my bosom. I understand you

    Rest.

    Rest.... yeah, I can go with that.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I watch porn too much.
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I watch porn too much.

    Is that possible?
  • Marillian
    Marillian Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I watch porn too much.

    Is that why your right bicep is larger than the left (or vice versa)?
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    I feel completely invisible today.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    I can see you just fine from the bushes outside. Chilly tho

    My dog is doing nothing while you are in the bushes, she is worthless..
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    I can see you just fine from the bushes outside. Chilly tho

    My dog is doing nothing while you are in the bushes, she is worthless..

    I brought steak with me. This ain't my first rodeo.

    that's why she is she is hiding at the far corner fence, you could have brought her plastic and she would still eat it..
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    I can see you just fine from the bushes outside. Chilly tho

    My dog is doing nothing while you are in the bushes, she is worthless..

    I brought steak with me. This ain't my first rodeo.

    that's why she is she is hiding at the far corner fence, you could have brought her plastic and she would still eat it..

    Bahahaha. Foiled again!

    Oh well, lesson learned.. always carry steak and plastic, you never know.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2017
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    I can see you just fine from the bushes outside. Chilly tho

    My dog is doing nothing while you are in the bushes, she is worthless..

    I brought steak with me. This ain't my first rodeo.

    that's why she is she is hiding at the far corner fence, you could have brought her plastic and she would still eat it..

    Bahahaha. Foiled again!

    Oh well, lesson learned.. always carry steak and plastic, you never know.

    and rope

    In my trunk at all times.

    were you gonna kidnap me or just tie me to a tree.. ?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    You should get undressed and Snap me a picture just to make sure.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2017
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    jnichel wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    You should get undressed and Snap me a picture just to make sure.

    bflr6dy7h63b.jpg


  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    You should get undressed and Snap me a picture just to make sure.

    bflr6dy7h63b.jpg


    I can confirm that you are invisible.

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