True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Im a PhysEd teacher in a primary/elementary school in the UK, and have a mad mad crush on one of the kids mums!

    Is she single?

    I would doubt no, but its a very affluent school. So hubby could be a big London fund manager or something.

    Which means he likely has a side chick, soooooo hit her with a FB friends request and get the party started.

    a ballsy move......possibly too risky for me. She is insanely hot, and looks amazing in her lycra gym gear every morning.

    Why do you think this chick is showing up in lycra every morning?? Whether she is married or not she is doing that to attract some attention

    Im guessing hubby earns Bajillions of pounds a year, has scored a trophy wife, and after dropping off little Henry to my school, making my heart melt a little, she goes off for a coffee morning and then Pilates/Yoga at the local swanky gym.

    :(

    This sounds like the beginnings of some kind of romantic comedy movie... or a very hot and steamy one...

    believe me, the second one has been played out in my head a LOT!

  • Carillon_Campanello
    Carillon_Campanello Posts: 726 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Im a PhysEd teacher in a primary/elementary school in the UK, and have a mad mad crush on one of the kids mums!

    Is she single?

    I would doubt no, but its a very affluent school. So hubby could be a big London fund manager or something.

    Which means he likely has a side chick, soooooo hit her with a FB friends request and get the party started.

    a ballsy move......possibly too risky for me. She is insanely hot, and looks amazing in her lycra gym gear every morning.

    Why do you think this chick is showing up in lycra every morning?? Whether she is married or not she is doing that to attract some attention

    Im guessing hubby earns Bajillions of pounds a year, has scored a trophy wife, and after dropping off little Henry to my school, making my heart melt a little, she goes off for a coffee morning and then Pilates/Yoga at the local swanky gym.

    :(

    This sounds like the beginnings of some kind of romantic comedy movie... or a very hot and steamy one...

    A steamy movie with twangy guitar music called "Morning Coffee and Pilates"
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I took two days away from MFP and I'm totally okay with that.

    I confess I went looking for you last night because I was concerned you had deleted your account. Glad you are still here. And welcome back.

    Y'all can't get rid of me that easily! Ever your bane. ;)

    And thank you.
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Im a PhysEd teacher in a primary/elementary school in the UK, and have a mad mad crush on one of the kids mums!

    Is she single?

    I would doubt no, but its a very affluent school. So hubby could be a big London fund manager or something.

    Which means he likely has a side chick, soooooo hit her with a FB friends request and get the party started.

    a ballsy move......possibly too risky for me. She is insanely hot, and looks amazing in her lycra gym gear every morning.

    Why do you think this chick is showing up in lycra every morning?? Whether she is married or not she is doing that to attract some attention

    Im guessing hubby earns Bajillions of pounds a year, has scored a trophy wife, and after dropping off little Henry to my school, making my heart melt a little, she goes off for a coffee morning and then Pilates/Yoga at the local swanky gym.

    :(

    This sounds like the beginnings of some kind of romantic comedy movie... or a very hot and steamy one...

    A steamy movie with twangy guitar music called "Morning Coffee and Pilates"

    it most certainly didn't have that title!!!! ;)
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Im a PhysEd teacher in a primary/elementary school in the UK, and have a mad mad crush on one of the kids mums!

    Is she single?

    I would doubt no, but its a very affluent school. So hubby could be a big London fund manager or something.

    Which means he likely has a side chick, soooooo hit her with a FB friends request and get the party started.

    a ballsy move......possibly too risky for me. She is insanely hot, and looks amazing in her lycra gym gear every morning.

    Why do you think this chick is showing up in lycra every morning?? Whether she is married or not she is doing that to attract some attention

    Im guessing hubby earns Bajillions of pounds a year, has scored a trophy wife, and after dropping off little Henry to my school, making my heart melt a little, she goes off for a coffee morning and then Pilates/Yoga at the local swanky gym.

    :(

    This sounds like the beginnings of some kind of romantic comedy movie... or a very hot and steamy one...

    believe me, the second one has been played out in my head a LOT!

    Brown chicken brown cow (and before anyone asks a WTF, say it out loud and think of bad music in a particular kind of movie in the 1970's.)
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Im a PhysEd teacher in a primary/elementary school in the UK, and have a mad mad crush on one of the kids mums!

    Is she single?

    I would doubt no, but its a very affluent school. So hubby could be a big London fund manager or something.

    Which means he likely has a side chick, soooooo hit her with a FB friends request and get the party started.

    a ballsy move......possibly too risky for me. She is insanely hot, and looks amazing in her lycra gym gear every morning.

    Why do you think this chick is showing up in lycra every morning?? Whether she is married or not she is doing that to attract some attention

    Im guessing hubby earns Bajillions of pounds a year, has scored a trophy wife, and after dropping off little Henry to my school, making my heart melt a little, she goes off for a coffee morning and then Pilates/Yoga at the local swanky gym.

    :(

    This sounds like the beginnings of some kind of romantic comedy movie... or a very hot and steamy one...

    believe me, the second one has been played out in my head a LOT!

    Brown chicken brown cow (and before anyone asks a WTF, say it out loud and think of bad music in a particular kind of movie in the 1970's.)

    errrrr.........it didn't feature me with a handlebar moustache, a bikini line resembling the shape of Alaska (and the bushiness associated!!!) ;)
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Im a PhysEd teacher in a primary/elementary school in the UK, and have a mad mad crush on one of the kids mums!

    Is she single?

    I would doubt no, but its a very affluent school. So hubby could be a big London fund manager or something.

    Which means he likely has a side chick, soooooo hit her with a FB friends request and get the party started.

    a ballsy move......possibly too risky for me. She is insanely hot, and looks amazing in her lycra gym gear every morning.

    Why do you think this chick is showing up in lycra every morning?? Whether she is married or not she is doing that to attract some attention

    Im guessing hubby earns Bajillions of pounds a year, has scored a trophy wife, and after dropping off little Henry to my school, making my heart melt a little, she goes off for a coffee morning and then Pilates/Yoga at the local swanky gym.

    :(

    This sounds like the beginnings of some kind of romantic comedy movie... or a very hot and steamy one...

    believe me, the second one has been played out in my head a LOT!

    Brown chicken brown cow (and before anyone asks a WTF, say it out loud and think of bad music in a particular kind of movie in the 1970's.)

    errrrr.........it didn't feature me with a handlebar moustache, a bikini line resembling the shape of Alaska (and the bushiness associated!!!) ;)

    So different scenery, same type of corny music. :blush:
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    "Excuse me ma'am...you dropped this"....bow-chicka-bow-wow
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Im a PhysEd teacher in a primary/elementary school in the UK, and have a mad mad crush on one of the kids mums!

    Is she single?

    I would doubt no, but its a very affluent school. So hubby could be a big London fund manager or something.

    Which means he likely has a side chick, soooooo hit her with a FB friends request and get the party started.

    a ballsy move......possibly too risky for me. She is insanely hot, and looks amazing in her lycra gym gear every morning.

    Why do you think this chick is showing up in lycra every morning?? Whether she is married or not she is doing that to attract some attention

    Im guessing hubby earns Bajillions of pounds a year, has scored a trophy wife, and after dropping off little Henry to my school, making my heart melt a little, she goes off for a coffee morning and then Pilates/Yoga at the local swanky gym.

    :(

    This sounds like the beginnings of some kind of romantic comedy movie... or a very hot and steamy one...

    believe me, the second one has been played out in my head a LOT!

    Brown chicken brown cow (and before anyone asks a WTF, say it out loud and think of bad music in a particular kind of movie in the 1970's.)

    errrrr.........it didn't feature me with a handlebar moustache, a bikini line resembling the shape of Alaska (and the bushiness associated!!!) ;)

    So different scenery, same type of corny music. :blush:

    clearly you last watched porn in 1982! ;)
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Im a PhysEd teacher in a primary/elementary school in the UK, and have a mad mad crush on one of the kids mums!

    Is she single?

    I would doubt no, but its a very affluent school. So hubby could be a big London fund manager or something.

    Which means he likely has a side chick, soooooo hit her with a FB friends request and get the party started.

    a ballsy move......possibly too risky for me. She is insanely hot, and looks amazing in her lycra gym gear every morning.

    Why do you think this chick is showing up in lycra every morning?? Whether she is married or not she is doing that to attract some attention

    Im guessing hubby earns Bajillions of pounds a year, has scored a trophy wife, and after dropping off little Henry to my school, making my heart melt a little, she goes off for a coffee morning and then Pilates/Yoga at the local swanky gym.

    :(

    This sounds like the beginnings of some kind of romantic comedy movie... or a very hot and steamy one...

    believe me, the second one has been played out in my head a LOT!

    Brown chicken brown cow (and before anyone asks a WTF, say it out loud and think of bad music in a particular kind of movie in the 1970's.)

    I'm fairly certain there is a regrettable country song with that title... *wanders over to youtube*

    Yup. Here it is.

    https://youtu.be/MzQ4qdlhurc
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess I opened a new bar of soap this morning and I"m going to throw it out cause it seems to be scented and is making my eyes burn and me sneeze
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Im a PhysEd teacher in a primary/elementary school in the UK, and have a mad mad crush on one of the kids mums!

    Is she single?

    I would doubt no, but its a very affluent school. So hubby could be a big London fund manager or something.

    Which means he likely has a side chick, soooooo hit her with a FB friends request and get the party started.

    a ballsy move......possibly too risky for me. She is insanely hot, and looks amazing in her lycra gym gear every morning.

    Why do you think this chick is showing up in lycra every morning?? Whether she is married or not she is doing that to attract some attention

    Im guessing hubby earns Bajillions of pounds a year, has scored a trophy wife, and after dropping off little Henry to my school, making my heart melt a little, she goes off for a coffee morning and then Pilates/Yoga at the local swanky gym.

    :(

    This sounds like the beginnings of some kind of romantic comedy movie... or a very hot and steamy one...

    believe me, the second one has been played out in my head a LOT!

    Brown chicken brown cow (and before anyone asks a WTF, say it out loud and think of bad music in a particular kind of movie in the 1970's.)

    errrrr.........it didn't feature me with a handlebar moustache, a bikini line resembling the shape of Alaska (and the bushiness associated!!!) ;)

    So different scenery, same type of corny music. :blush:

    clearly you last watched porn in 1982! ;)

    LMAO considering I was 3 in 1982, highly doubtful. :wink:
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    Ya'll are too much in here...hahahaha.
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Im a PhysEd teacher in a primary/elementary school in the UK, and have a mad mad crush on one of the kids mums!

    Is she single?

    I would doubt no, but its a very affluent school. So hubby could be a big London fund manager or something.

    Which means he likely has a side chick, soooooo hit her with a FB friends request and get the party started.

    a ballsy move......possibly too risky for me. She is insanely hot, and looks amazing in her lycra gym gear every morning.

    Why do you think this chick is showing up in lycra every morning?? Whether she is married or not she is doing that to attract some attention

    Im guessing hubby earns Bajillions of pounds a year, has scored a trophy wife, and after dropping off little Henry to my school, making my heart melt a little, she goes off for a coffee morning and then Pilates/Yoga at the local swanky gym.

    :(

    This sounds like the beginnings of some kind of romantic comedy movie... or a very hot and steamy one...

    believe me, the second one has been played out in my head a LOT!

    Brown chicken brown cow (and before anyone asks a WTF, say it out loud and think of bad music in a particular kind of movie in the 1970's.)

    errrrr.........it didn't feature me with a handlebar moustache, a bikini line resembling the shape of Alaska (and the bushiness associated!!!) ;)

    So different scenery, same type of corny music. :blush:

    clearly you last watched porn in 1982! ;)

    LMAO considering I was 3 in 1982, highly doubtful. :wink:

    then you need to head over to Pornhub.....all kinds of non music based naughtiness there!

  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    werobins2 wrote: »
    Ya'll are too much in here...hahahaha.

    I'm in rare form right now. I have 20 mins left until my weekend starts, so I'm a bit giddy right now.
  • perfect_storm
    perfect_storm Posts: 326 Member
    I confess that I close my diary but then snack more after
  • merrysailor88
    merrysailor88 Posts: 1,260 Member
    werobins2 wrote: »
    Ya'll are too much in here...hahahaha.

    I'm in rare form right now. I have 20 mins left until my weekend starts, so I'm a bit giddy right now.

    20 minutes is plenty of time
  • Carillon_Campanello
    Carillon_Campanello Posts: 726 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess I opened a new bar of soap this morning and I"m going to throw it out cause it seems to be scented and is making my eyes burn and me sneeze

    Have @ExileFromTheNorth take the soap and give it to his student's mom. So she can drop it.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    werobins2 wrote: »
    Ya'll are too much in here...hahahaha.

    I'm in rare form right now. I have 20 mins left until my weekend starts, so I'm a bit giddy right now.

    20 minutes is plenty of time

    I have mentally checked out. Hell I did that at noon. LOL!
  • PhedraJD
    PhedraJD Posts: 1,392 Member
    I confess I told someone to quit calling my work. This was someone who we have told at least 3-4 times that we can't help her. I was nice about it, but now she is tattle telling to the president and owner of the company. All she wants to do is argue with us about being able to help her. Hopefully, I don't get in trouble for it.