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  • BruinsGal_91
    BruinsGal_91 Posts: 1,400 Member
    White Lightning in the UK is cider and teenage regrets.

    And getting the tallest one of your mates to go and buy a pack of 10 Embassy Regal.

  • samgamgee
    samgamgee Posts: 398 Member
    edited January 2016
    White Lightning in the UK is cider and teenage regrets.

    It's so true. My brand was White Star (I assume it was a knock off), plus Richmond Menthol Superkings. Yuck!

    Someone earlier said they need to find a way to make mac and cheese sound fancy... In the UK it's called macaroni cheese ;)

    Scone is of course pronounced to rhyme with cone, the meal order is breakfast, lunch and dinner, but more importantly, what's the correct term for a bread roll? Roll, barm, barmcake, cob, scuffler? (Obvs roll)
  • CurlyCockney
    CurlyCockney Posts: 1,394 Member
    2 single No6 and three single matches could be bought from Nellys sweetshop. And a bottle of Thunderbird from the offy next door.

    I always was a classy bird :-/
  • SusanKing1981
    SusanKing1981 Posts: 257 Member
    Mmm clotted cream, I would say it's as dense as butter. Really thick cream.
  • whmscll
    whmscll Posts: 2,254 Member
    It is VERY strange that someone from the US would not know what a scone is.

    Have you never been to Starbucks? What about any of the hundreds of other coffee and tea houses that you can find in a city of any size? They all have scones...sometimes a bit sweeter than an English scone, but essentially the same thing.

    Starbucks scones arw NOTHING like a real English scone. NOTHING.
  • whmscll
    whmscll Posts: 2,254 Member
    Starbucks scone: sweet and full of sugar.
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    English scone: not sweet at all until you add the cream and jam. More like what we in the US call a biscuit.
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  • Twincle1970
    Twincle1970 Posts: 45 Member
    samgamgee wrote: »
    Scone is of course pronounced to rhyme with cone,

    no no no, its all wrong, scone rhymes with gone if you say it 'proper' :D

  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    I don't actually EAT commercially made scones, but I see them just about everywhere. I was thinking about it, and in the last few days I have seen scones at:
    -Costco
    -college cafeteria
    -tiny college coffee stand
    -Fred Meyer (Kroger)
    -hospital cafeteria
    -local coffee house (Stumptown)
    -gas station

    In the Pacific Northwest, you would have to be willfully trying to avoid them to not have any idea what they are.

    I ate one yesterday, only because my mother made it and she insisted. Slightly sweet, but not very. My mother is most definitely NOT English.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Afternoon tea

    afternoon-tea-london-soho-hotel-1.jpg

    :bigsmile:

    You so fancy :)
  • pootle1972
    pootle1972 Posts: 579 Member
    Clotted cream is baked to give it that gooey constancy.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    moya_bleh wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    So y'all just throw some heavy cream on your biscuits and jelly and call it a scone? Then call it different kinds of scones based on whether you go cream or jelly first.
    Got it.

    Y'all need to start deep frying stuff.

    Jelly? JELLY!!!???? I'll have you know that in the land of our Queen, such a substance is known as jam, sir!

    In the UK:

    Jam = Jelly
    Jelly = Jello

    Fanny means a different body part over here, too! (Lowering the tone just a tad!!!!!)

    Jam = thicker but smoother and easier to spread than jelly

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    Jelly = slightly more "watery" and chunky, harder to spread than jam

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    Jello = flavored gelatin served in hospitals

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    Jam (in the U.S.) has fruit solids in it. Jelly (in the U.S.) is made from fruit juice, no solids.

    Not the Welch's Grape Jam that I buy...
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    Twincle45 wrote: »
    Whats corn bread and corn mash?

    Dunno about corn mash, what we call creamed corn, maybe?

    Cornbread is a thick crumbly delicious bread made of corn meal, milk, eggs (I think), and probably a couple other things used to hold it together.
    It may or may not be made with added sugar to have either cornbread or "sweet cornbread."
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    torizia wrote: »
    I live in England but go to Texas regularly (and am very excited about going there for 3 months in early 2017, yay!)

    Biscuits and gravy was one of my favourite discoveries, probably only paralleled by kolaches! Ironically, linked back to the title of the thread, I tend to put on around a stone whenever I visit...and I normally go for a fortnight (2 weeks!)

    So many confusions around terminology on my first visit - as soon as I arrived I asked for a glass of squash and everybody started laughing as they thought I meant the vegetable (it's like a liquid version of crystal lite, very popular/common here). I did take a tin of spotted dick one year which I understand is regularly shown to guests as they find it tres amusant!

    I need to remember to make them scones with jam on my next trip - I hadn't realised they weren't really a thing over there :)

    Interesting tidbit, kolaches actually hail from Czech land.
    My wife grew up in Prague, OK (pronounced "prayg") which is named after the real Prague ("prog") and they shut the entire town down for a whole weekend every spring to hold a kolache festival.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    I just want to go to that hotel rabbitjb posted a picture of (afternoon tea picture).
    Not because I think I would like afternoon tea. I just want to sit around and soak up all the posh.

    That one is in Soho and also has a private cinema .. we went to see Elf before Christmas there .. cos Christmas traditions must be upheld and Elf is one of ours

    I love afternoon tea in proper hotels - sandwiches in small strips with no crusts, bone china (know what it is now?), efficient, polite and reserved service .. get on with you and your 'have a nice days'

    also your gravy looks horrible .. sorry .. wouldn't!

    But if you ever tried it...:)
    I described our breakfast gravy to someone from Canada once on another forum (because I'm multifaceted) and she said that they have it but call it "white sauce."

    It really is some amazing deliciousness. A thousand times more tasty than its bland appearance suggests.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    edited January 2016
    samgamgee wrote: »
    White Lightning in the UK is cider and teenage regrets.

    It's so true. My brand was White Star (I assume it was a knock off), plus Richmond Menthol Superkings. Yuck!

    Someone earlier said they need to find a way to make mac and cheese sound fancy... In the UK it's called macaroni cheese ;)

    Scone is of course pronounced to rhyme with cone, the meal order is breakfast, lunch and dinner, but more importantly, what's the correct term for a bread roll? Roll, barm, barmcake, cob, scuffler? (Obvs roll)

    That's better than what the Canadians call it: Kraft Lunch (what if I eat it for breakfast???) and they put ketchup on it!! What???

    ETA: and if it's a small round loaf of bread, it's a roll and they serve them at steak houses.
    Steakhouse: Rolls with/before your meal
    BBQ joint: Sweet Cornbread muffins with/before your meal
    Granny's Country Kitchen: Biscuits with/before your meal
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    I don't actually EAT commercially made scones, but I see them just about everywhere. I was thinking about it, and in the last few days I have seen scones at:
    -Costco
    -college cafeteria
    -tiny college coffee stand
    -Fred Meyer (Kroger)
    -hospital cafeteria
    -local coffee house (Stumptown)
    -gas station

    In the Pacific Northwest, you would have to be willfully trying to avoid them to not have any idea what they are.

    I ate one yesterday, only because my mother made it and she insisted. Slightly sweet, but not very. My mother is most definitely NOT English.

    I live over 2,000 miles away from the Pacific Northwest. I'm sure there are several things you see or eat on a regular basis that I'm not exposed to and vice versa.
  • missh1967
    missh1967 Posts: 661 Member
    Google is pretty awesome.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    missh1967 wrote: »
    Google is pretty awesome.

    Wait...Google isn't British...
  • peleroja
    peleroja Posts: 3,979 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    I just want to go to that hotel rabbitjb posted a picture of (afternoon tea picture).
    Not because I think I would like afternoon tea. I just want to sit around and soak up all the posh.

    That one is in Soho and also has a private cinema .. we went to see Elf before Christmas there .. cos Christmas traditions must be upheld and Elf is one of ours

    I love afternoon tea in proper hotels - sandwiches in small strips with no crusts, bone china (know what it is now?), efficient, polite and reserved service .. get on with you and your 'have a nice days'

    also your gravy looks horrible .. sorry .. wouldn't!

    But if you ever tried it...:)
    I described our breakfast gravy to someone from Canada once on another forum (because I'm multifaceted) and she said that they have it but call it "white sauce."

    It really is some amazing deliciousness. A thousand times more tasty than its bland appearance suggests.

    Don't implicate Canada in that sludge! I'm Canadian and we do not have that where I'm from (well, we have it without the sausage, but I've never seen it not called béchamel as it should be), which is good because it's disgusting. I will never understand. I tried it in the States and was just like "seriously guys? This is what you go on about?"
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    peleroja wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    I just want to go to that hotel rabbitjb posted a picture of (afternoon tea picture).
    Not because I think I would like afternoon tea. I just want to sit around and soak up all the posh.

    That one is in Soho and also has a private cinema .. we went to see Elf before Christmas there .. cos Christmas traditions must be upheld and Elf is one of ours

    I love afternoon tea in proper hotels - sandwiches in small strips with no crusts, bone china (know what it is now?), efficient, polite and reserved service .. get on with you and your 'have a nice days'

    also your gravy looks horrible .. sorry .. wouldn't!

    But if you ever tried it...:)
    I described our breakfast gravy to someone from Canada once on another forum (because I'm multifaceted) and she said that they have it but call it "white sauce."

    It really is some amazing deliciousness. A thousand times more tasty than its bland appearance suggests.

    Don't implicate Canada in that sludge! I'm Canadian and we do not have that where I'm from (well, we have it without the sausage, but I've never seen it not called béchamel as it should be), which is good because it's disgusting. I will never understand. I tried it in the States and was just like "seriously guys? This is what you go on about?"

    But if you like bechamel (I don't know how to type the accent thing) and you like sausage...why not together?
  • nikinuu
    nikinuu Posts: 22 Member
    That picture of soggy bread turned my stomach a little bit those 'biscuits' arnt sweet are they?? If they are savoury guess it's just like us eating beans on toast are they toasted? Am I missing something? I must be
  • lemurcat12
    lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886 Member
    nikinuu wrote: »
    That picture of soggy bread turned my stomach a little bit those 'biscuits' arnt sweet are they?? If they are savoury guess it's just like us eating beans on toast are they toasted? Am I missing something? I must be

    Not sweet, no.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    edited January 2016
    nikinuu wrote: »
    That picture of soggy bread turned my stomach a little bit those 'biscuits' arnt sweet are they?? If they are savoury guess it's just like us eating beans on toast are they toasted? Am I missing something? I must be

    Not any sweeter than bread. And no, not toasted but preferrably fresh baked.
  • stealthq
    stealthq Posts: 4,298 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Okay, scrolled up thread and found someone saying clotted cream=custard. nvm people I am learning how to read.

    it is not custard

    it's a very, very, very thick cream .. thicker than whipped

    Yes ...

    Terrapin, think kind of in between whipped cream and butter but leaning more to the whipped cream side. It never gets hard in the refrigerator, but it's more solid than whipped cream. Clotted cream is never whipped at all. Usually it's less sweet than whipped cream in the U.S., too.

    I love clotted cream. I was introduced to it when I was a little kid by a family friend who'd emigrated from Trinidad, if I remember correctly. I remember her spooning it out of a can and it just looked awful to me - yellowish and kind of gloppy. The stuff I see these days is much more visually appealing. Tastes the same, though!
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    stealthq wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Okay, scrolled up thread and found someone saying clotted cream=custard. nvm people I am learning how to read.

    it is not custard

    it's a very, very, very thick cream .. thicker than whipped

    Yes ...

    Terrapin, think kind of in between whipped cream and butter but leaning more to the whipped cream side. It never gets hard in the refrigerator, but it's more solid than whipped cream. Clotted cream is never whipped at all. Usually it's less sweet than whipped cream in the U.S., too.

    I love clotted cream. I was introduced to it when I was a little kid by a family friend who'd emigrated from Trinidad, if I remember correctly. I remember her spooning it out of a can and it just looked awful to me - yellowish and kind of gloppy. The stuff I see these days is much more visually appealing. Tastes the same, though!

    I'm thinking I could get behind this.

    It almost sounds like a soft cream cheese.
  • peleroja
    peleroja Posts: 3,979 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    peleroja wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    I just want to go to that hotel rabbitjb posted a picture of (afternoon tea picture).
    Not because I think I would like afternoon tea. I just want to sit around and soak up all the posh.

    That one is in Soho and also has a private cinema .. we went to see Elf before Christmas there .. cos Christmas traditions must be upheld and Elf is one of ours

    I love afternoon tea in proper hotels - sandwiches in small strips with no crusts, bone china (know what it is now?), efficient, polite and reserved service .. get on with you and your 'have a nice days'

    also your gravy looks horrible .. sorry .. wouldn't!

    But if you ever tried it...:)
    I described our breakfast gravy to someone from Canada once on another forum (because I'm multifaceted) and she said that they have it but call it "white sauce."

    It really is some amazing deliciousness. A thousand times more tasty than its bland appearance suggests.

    Don't implicate Canada in that sludge! I'm Canadian and we do not have that where I'm from (well, we have it without the sausage, but I've never seen it not called béchamel as it should be), which is good because it's disgusting. I will never understand. I tried it in the States and was just like "seriously guys? This is what you go on about?"

    But if you like bechamel (I don't know how to type the accent thing) and you like sausage...why not together?

    Well, first, béchamel isn't normally glopped onto bread products by cupfuls, second, I really only use it as a base to add flavour to (not sausage, because it's plenty rich enough as it is without adding meat to...it's one of the classic French mother sauces though so I'll make it occasionally as a base), third, sausage is not high on my list of meat products worth eating, and fourth, I also like hot sauce and sugar cookies but I don't eat them together.

    I think biscuits and gravy pretty much tastes and looks like a pile of paste. Some Southern cooking is excellent (although I wish, um, y'all would lay off the lard/shortening and the stuff from cans), but this one just baffles me totally.
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    I don't actually EAT commercially made scones, but I see them just about everywhere. I was thinking about it, and in the last few days I have seen scones at:
    -Costco
    -college cafeteria
    -tiny college coffee stand
    -Fred Meyer (Kroger)
    -hospital cafeteria
    -local coffee house (Stumptown)
    -gas station

    In the Pacific Northwest, you would have to be willfully trying to avoid them to not have any idea what they are.

    I ate one yesterday, only because my mother made it and she insisted. Slightly sweet, but not very. My mother is most definitely NOT English.

    I live over 2,000 miles away from the Pacific Northwest. I'm sure there are several things you see or eat on a regular basis that I'm not exposed to and vice versa.

    You still have Starbucks, and Dunkin Donuts...aren't there scones at DD?

    Even if you live in a part of the US where cafe culture is lacking, there are still scones all around you.
  • peleroja
    peleroja Posts: 3,979 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    stealthq wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Okay, scrolled up thread and found someone saying clotted cream=custard. nvm people I am learning how to read.

    it is not custard

    it's a very, very, very thick cream .. thicker than whipped

    Yes ...

    Terrapin, think kind of in between whipped cream and butter but leaning more to the whipped cream side. It never gets hard in the refrigerator, but it's more solid than whipped cream. Clotted cream is never whipped at all. Usually it's less sweet than whipped cream in the U.S., too.

    I love clotted cream. I was introduced to it when I was a little kid by a family friend who'd emigrated from Trinidad, if I remember correctly. I remember her spooning it out of a can and it just looked awful to me - yellowish and kind of gloppy. The stuff I see these days is much more visually appealing. Tastes the same, though!

    I'm thinking I could get behind this.

    It almost sounds like a soft cream cheese.

    In texture, that's a lot closer to what it's like than whipped cream, although in flavour I'd say it's kind of partway between whipped cream and straight up butter. I like it the once a year or so my mother and I do high tea somewhere but I'd say it's definitely a sometimes food, in the immortal words of Cookie Monster.
  • Alidecker
    Alidecker Posts: 1,262 Member
    I often feel like one of the few Americans that does not like biscuits and gravy. The late night dinner in college has the B&G Special, everyone got that...I got scrambled eggs.
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    samgamgee wrote: »
    White Lightning in the UK is cider and teenage regrets.

    It's so true. My brand was White Star (I assume it was a knock off), plus Richmond Menthol Superkings. Yuck!

    Someone earlier said they need to find a way to make mac and cheese sound fancy... In the UK it's called macaroni cheese ;)

    Scone is of course pronounced to rhyme with cone, the meal order is breakfast, lunch and dinner, but more importantly, what's the correct term for a bread roll? Roll, barm, barmcake, cob, scuffler? (Obvs roll)

    That's better than what the Canadians call it: Kraft Lunch (what if I eat it for breakfast???) and they put ketchup on it!! What???

    ETA: and if it's a small round loaf of bread, it's a roll and they serve them at steak houses.
    Steakhouse: Rolls with/before your meal
    BBQ joint: Sweet Cornbread muffins with/before your meal
    Granny's Country Kitchen: Biscuits with/before your meal

    It is called Kraft DINNER in Canada.
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