What's a "normal" love life?

NKfanKelli

You all suck.

lol I feel your pain!!

LondonEliza

Depending on where you both are in life and "in life" your shagging patterns may (but not necessarily go like this)

Making babies --
Like you were trying to save the world

Kids very young --
ehhh never. FFS, there is sleep to be caught up on!!

Kids watching Thomas --
Once a week very quietly and 5 days of giggling between yourselves afterwards


Kids staying with grandparents --
Once a day at least

One of your parents pass away --
Sod all for a few weeks and then a few subsequent weeks of shagging like the survival of the human race depends on it

You / he / both of you get a promotion --
2 nights of the wild WILD thing then a week of nothing as you stay up late figuring out what to do with the money

Buy a house --
shag

Sell a house --
fret (so no shagging)

Of course everyone is different so your responses may be completely the opposite. My point is 'there is no normal'. There are just people.

Achrya

I haven't gotten any in months.



But my husband is in another state. I can't imagine willingly going that long willingly/for any reason aside from distance/general inability to have sex. Like I have a date book and I am literally counting down the days til he's home. I've made sure my schedule was cleared for a week after, I've got all the take out menus lined up by the phone, and the frig will be stocked. I've got an outfit picked out, got my hair done, got a wax appointment set up, and I'm looking for a nice new pair of heels.

No one is leaving the apartment for-

...wait. What was the question?

You sound like me when my husband is on patrol. :laugh:

Funnily enough my husband is also in the Navy. He's been gone since March (first separation) and I'm so over the whole thing. Is it the end of July yet?

MercenaryNoetic26

Yeah.....we have issues. :ohwell: I've tried to talk to him about it, telling him with my self esteem issues I don't feel wanted or attractive & he gets defensive & it goes nowhere.

He don't wanna hear dat! He wants you to pull his pants down and get busy :bigsmile:

Pretend you have self esteem. Then maybe you will acquire it.

whierd

You all suck.

lol I feel your pain!!

I just hit 10 months and counting.

TyTy76

You all suck.

lol I feel your pain!!

I just hit 10 months and counting.

Please.
Year..PLUS

My right hand and I are friends..

whierd

You all suck.

lol I feel your pain!!

I just hit 10 months and counting.

Please.
Year..PLUS

My right hand and I are friends..

If I didnt have a brief fling late last year, I would be closing in on four years. :noway:

I have watched all the porn at this point.

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

I haven't gotten any in months.



But my husband is in another state. I can't imagine willingly going that long willingly/for any reason aside from distance/general inability to have sex. Like I have a date book and I am literally counting down the days til he's home. I've made sure my schedule was cleared for a week after, I've got all the take out menus lined up by the phone, and the frig will be stocked. I've got an outfit picked out, got my hair done, got a wax appointment set up, and I'm looking for a nice new pair of heels.

No one is leaving the apartment for-

...wait. What was the question?

You sound like me when my husband is on patrol. :laugh:

Funnily enough my husband is also in the Navy. He's been gone since March (first separation) and I'm so over the whole thing. Is it the end of July yet?

The good part of it is that when he's there it's always the honeymoon period. Hang in there, you're most of the way through already.

lizzzylou

birthdays. His. Not mine. Just kidding

Depends, it averages twice a week probably

NKfanKelli

Yeah.....we have issues. :ohwell: I've tried to talk to him about it, telling him with my self esteem issues I don't feel wanted or attractive & he gets defensive & it goes nowhere.

He don't wanna hear dat! He wants you to pull his pants down and get busy :bigsmile:

Pretend you have self esteem. Then maybe you will acquire it.

I have such a fear of rejection. I just can't. I know I shouldn't feel that way but he chooses to avoid me so it's hard to suck it up & go for it.

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

Sometimes you just have to fake it until you make it, OP. What I've found in the past is that the longer I go without sex the less in the mood I get. Doing it more frequently (even if I don't think I'm in the mood at first) makes me want it more frequently.

greenmonstergirl

You all suck.

lol I feel your pain!!

I just hit 10 months and counting.

Please.
Year..PLUS

My right hand and I are friends..

If I didnt have a brief fling late last year, I would be closing in on four years. :noway:

I have watched all the porn at this point.

So all those girls flirting with you on here are C teases huh?

greenmonstergirl

I get suicidal after 48 hours without.

24 hours for me...yeah, yeah, I know but it's so gooooood!:blushing:

I'm a big B when he goes overseas!

whierd

You all suck.

lol I feel your pain!!

I just hit 10 months and counting.

Please.
Year..PLUS

My right hand and I are friends..

If I didnt have a brief fling late last year, I would be closing in on four years. :noway:

I have watched all the porn at this point.

So all those girls flirting with you on here are C teases huh?

:sad:

TyTy76

You all suck.

lol I feel your pain!!

I just hit 10 months and counting.

Please.
Year..PLUS

My right hand and I are friends..

If I didnt have a brief fling late last year, I would be closing in on four years. :noway:

I have watched all the porn at this point.

So all those girls flirting with you on here are C teases huh?

:sad:

Friendzone.

greenmonstergirl

Yeah.....we have issues. :ohwell: I've tried to talk to him about it, telling him with my self esteem issues I don't feel wanted or attractive & he gets defensive & it goes nowhere.

He don't wanna hear dat! He wants you to pull his pants down and get busy :bigsmile:

Pretend you have self esteem. Then maybe you will acquire it.

I have such a fear of rejection. I just can't. I know I shouldn't feel that way but he chooses to avoid me so it's hard to suck it up & go for it.

Jump his bones girlfriend...I'm sure he would love it if you did!

whierd

You all suck.

lol I feel your pain!!

I just hit 10 months and counting.

Please.
Year..PLUS

My right hand and I are friends..

If I didnt have a brief fling late last year, I would be closing in on four years. :noway:

I have watched all the porn at this point.

So all those girls flirting with you on here are C teases huh?

:sad:

Friendzone.

Far too often.

Achrya

I haven't gotten any in months.



But my husband is in another state. I can't imagine willingly going that long willingly/for any reason aside from distance/general inability to have sex. Like I have a date book and I am literally counting down the days til he's home. I've made sure my schedule was cleared for a week after, I've got all the take out menus lined up by the phone, and the frig will be stocked. I've got an outfit picked out, got my hair done, got a wax appointment set up, and I'm looking for a nice new pair of heels.

No one is leaving the apartment for-

...wait. What was the question?

You sound like me when my husband is on patrol. :laugh:

Funnily enough my husband is also in the Navy. He's been gone since March (first separation) and I'm so over the whole thing. Is it the end of July yet?

The good part of it is that when he's there it's always the honeymoon period. Hang in there, you're most of the way through already.

Yeah. I just feel like these last couple of weeks are actual literal torture.

But. You're right, it's very nearly over. Thankfully.

TyTy76

Friendzone.

Far too often.
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resistance_freak

Wut?! Married people have sex?! With each other?! :noway:

This :laugh: