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bigaussiebloke
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Anything you like!
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how often do you throw a shrimp on the barbie
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Once a week at least...but we call em Prawns mate! :drinker:0
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Is it true your toilets flush the wrong way, also why does everything in Australia want to kill me?0
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Any good jokes about the English? Share your best one. :-)0
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Why are Australian men such wankers?0
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Is it true your toilets flush the wrong way, also why does everything in Australia want to kill me?
It is a bit dangerous over here! I live north of him and it's even worse here. We get crocodiles and dangerous marine stingers.. and dengue fever etc etc.. I feel a bit like Jane out of a Tarzan movie :laugh: It's not that bad, you just have to know what is safe and what isn't.0 -
Is it true your toilets flush the wrong way, also why does everything in Australia want to kill me?
Yes they do flush the opposite way
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Yes it is true...."Dunnies" down here flush in the opposite direction to yours up in the northern hemisphere....
Nahhhhh not everything wants to kill you! When our animals bite you it is just their way of saying g'day :drinker:0 -
Is it true your toilets flush the wrong way, also why does everything in Australia want to kill me?
It is a bit dangerous over here! I live north of him and it's even worse here. We get crocodiles and dangerous marine stingers.. and dengue fever etc etc.. I feel a bit like Jane out of a Tarzan movie :laugh: It's not that bad, you just have to know what is safe and what isn't.
I live in South Australia & right next to shrub land (I do live in suburbia I might add) & my ***** cat thinks it's fun to bring me back BROWN SNAKES that are alive. I'm surprised I haven't gone into cardiac arrest yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS IF it **** out P U S S Y! I was talking about my cat!!0 -
Any good jokes about the English? Share your best one. :-)
What do you say to an Englishman taking a bath?
"Put it back!"
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Why are Australian men such wankers?
Pretty much because we can and it feels fkn great!
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Is it true your toilets flush the wrong way, also why does everything in Australia want to kill me?
It is a bit dangerous over here! I live north of him and it's even worse here. We get crocodiles and dangerous marine stingers.. and dengue fever etc etc.. I feel a bit like Jane out of a Tarzan movie :laugh: It's not that bad, you just have to know what is safe and what isn't.
I live in South Australia & right next to shrub land (I do live in suburbia I might add) & my ***** cat thinks it's fun to bring me back BROWN SNAKES that are alive. I'm surprised I haven't gone into cardiac arrest yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS IF it **** out P U S S Y! I was talking about my cat!!
Glad my cat hasn't done that yet!0 -
Is it true your toilets flush the wrong way, also why does everything in Australia want to kill me?
It is a bit dangerous over here! I live north of him and it's even worse here. We get crocodiles and dangerous marine stingers.. and dengue fever etc etc.. I feel a bit like Jane out of a Tarzan movie :laugh: It's not that bad, you just have to know what is safe and what isn't.
I live in South Australia & right next to shrub land (I do live in suburbia I might add) & my ***** cat thinks it's fun to bring me back BROWN SNAKES that are alive. I'm surprised I haven't gone into cardiac arrest yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS IF it **** out P U S S Y! I was talking about my cat!!
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How about Indians ? Any good jokes there ? :bigsmile:0
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Is it true you don't call a parking lot......a parking lot? I had an australian pen pal/email pal for years and I always thought he was messing with me on that one lol.0
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How did you fill losing the rugby to the Lions?0
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Is it true your toilets flush the wrong way, also why does everything in Australia want to kill me?
Yes they do flush the opposite way
No, they don't.
The Coriolis effect is so minor as applied to a toilet, or a bathtub or a basin, as to be negligible. Flush direction is effectively random.
Newsflush: it is effectively random in the Northern hemisphere, as well.
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How did you fill losing the rugby to the Lions?
Waah, only eleven posts in!!!!!!!!0 -
Does everyone you meet from other countries think you wrestle crocodiles and carry a bowie knife?
Why does the Sydney Opera House look like some prehistoric beached sea creature?0 -
Ive had nothing try to kill me yet and Ive lived here all my life!!
Opera House is supposed to look like seashells or something.
Who cares about the Rugby!!:laugh:
Parking lot is a parking lot to me or it is known as a carpark depending where I am driving.
People think we have kangaroos jumping down the main street and that crocs are everywhere ready to pounce0 -
This is what I think of when I think of Aussie Blokes. Yum.
Oh, wait, that wasn't a question.0 -
This is what I think of when I think of Aussie Blokes. Yum.
Oh, wait, that wasn't a question.
Not Australian, thank goodness.0 -
Enough of the thread highjack.
Hey, Big Aussie Bloke
where do you buy your meat?0 -
Ive had nothing try to kill me yet and Ive lived here all my life!!
Opera House is supposed to look like seashells or something.
Who cares about the Rugby!!:laugh:
Parking lot is a parking lot to me or it is known as a carpark depending where I am driving.
People think we have kangaroos jumping down the main street and that crocs are everywhere ready to pounce
you forgot my question :grumble:0 -
Ive had nothing try to kill me yet and Ive lived here all my life!!
Opera House is supposed to look like seashells or something.
Who cares about the Rugby!!:laugh:
Parking lot is a parking lot to me or it is known as a carpark depending where I am driving.
People think we have kangaroos jumping down the main street and that crocs are everywhere ready to pounce
you forgot my question :grumble:
I've got a joke. Ishant is struggling during his spell, so Dhoni walks over and says "I see, your problem. You lose control at the same point every match. It is right after the anthems."
Joke only. I saw Ishant destroy Ponting at the WACA.0 -
Bumping for the new day. It is very late here in Aus, so looking forward to the morning.0
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Enough of the thread highjack.
It's not a bad thing that women in other countries think favorably of Aussie men because of said thread highjack.0 -
Enough of the thread highjack.
It's not a bad thing that women in other countries think favorably of Aussie men because of said thread highjack.
I would be very sad if women in other countries thought favourably of Aussie men because of Russell Crowe. He assaulted someone, for a start. In my experience, lovely Australian men do not beat people up.
If you are just going to consider how pretty he is, then you still have to look elsewhere. Crowe is a kiwi.0 -
Yes, I'm just considering how pretty he is. And I don't care where he was born, he's nice to look at. Therefore all Aussies (even transplanted ones) are nice to look at. Just like all Aussie men must wrestle crocs like Crocodile Dundee. But talking with you is beginning to make me think Aussies have no sense of humor.0
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Yes, I'm just considering how pretty he is. And I don't care where he was born, he's nice to look at. Therefore all Aussies (even transplanted ones) are nice to look at. Just like all Aussie men must wrestle crocs like Crocodile Dundee. But talking with you is beginning to make me think Aussies have no sense of humor.
Eye candy, yay!0
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