Ask a Big Aussie Bloke...

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Hw do you keep from falling off the world into space???
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Yes, I'm just considering how pretty he is. And I don't care where he was born, he's nice to look at. Therefore all Aussies (even transplanted ones) are nice to look at. Just like all Aussie men must wrestle crocs like Crocodile Dundee. But talking with you is beginning to make me think Aussies have no sense of humor.

    Eye candy, yay!

    Yay, let's talk about Tradies!!
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    Hw do you keep from falling off the world into space???

    This. Also, what's it like living upside down? Is there any kind of learning curve, or are you just naturally able to do it?
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    Ive had nothing try to kill me yet and Ive lived here all my life!! :wink:

    Opera House is supposed to look like seashells or something. :tongue:

    Who cares about the Rugby!!:laugh:

    Parking lot is a parking lot to me or it is known as a carpark depending where I am driving.
    People think we have kangaroos jumping down the main street and that crocs are everywhere ready to pounce

    you forgot my question :grumble:

    I've got a joke. Ishant is struggling during his spell, so Dhoni walks over and says "I see, your problem. You lose control at the same point every match. It is right after the anthems."

    Joke only. I saw Ishant destroy Ponting at the WACA.
    I dont follow cricket so i cant be sure but i think i got it :laugh: nice!
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    How about Indians ? Any good jokes there ? :bigsmile:

    No jokes about Indians... People are way too cool in India and the food is awesome :drinker:
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Is it true you don't call a parking lot......a parking lot? I had an australian pen pal/email pal for years and I always thought he was messing with me on that one lol.

    He was right.... I have never used the term "Parking Lot" I have parked my car in a "Car Park" though:drinker:
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    How did you fill losing the rugby to the Lions?

    The best of 4 nations against 1 and you could only manage to beat us by an aggregate of 21 points over 3 games and we actually managed to beat you once! "Fill" pretty good about that actually :drinker:
  • ScramblesDD
    ScramblesDD Posts: 22
    Does the fact that there are hundreds of animals, insects, reptiles, etc. that can kill you ever get boring or are you pretty much always on your toes?
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Did a dingo steal your baby?
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    This is what I think of when I think of Aussie Blokes. Yum.
    gladiatorht3.jpg

    Oh, wait, that wasn't a question.

    I wouldn't bother.... He is Australian so immediately he is a "wanker"

    Actually when he is acting he is an Australian,except for Les Mis, where he sings and when he sings with his band Then he is a Kiwi:drinker:
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Does everyone you meet from other countries think you wrestle crocodiles and carry a bowie knife?

    Why does the Sydney Opera House look like some prehistoric beached sea creature?

    Not for a while now, especially since the Original "Crocodile Dundee" discovered Botox and lives in California (I think) .... Funnily enough I did get asked about 2 weeks ago whether I had a pet Kangaroo or Emu? As well as asked what it is like to live on a farm? Hahaha

    Never thought of the Sydney Opera House like that, but I can kinda see that now...nice pick up:drinker:
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Enough of the thread highjack.


    Hey, Big Aussie Bloke

    where do you buy your meat?

    Local butcher around the corner or sometimes head out to a place called Dayboro about a half hour away...have the best flavoured snags I have ever tasted:drinker:
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    Can you just smile and give me a Vegemite sandwich?
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    I first heard of Nutella from an Aussie, so I was going to credit you all for that too, until I read that it's really an Italian invention.
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Hw do you keep from falling off the world into space???

    A little known fact about Beer is it's ability to increase the effects of gravity on anyone who drinks it :drinker:
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Does the fact that there are hundreds of animals, insects, reptiles, etc. that can kill you ever get boring or are you pretty much always on your toes?

    Nah....we just make them our pets and then we all get along fine :drinker:
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
    Have you ever played "tip the kangaroo"?
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Did a dingo steal your baby?

    Hahahahahaha still a bit controversial in Australia that...but the latest according to the courts is No.....but we will see what happens next year :drinker:
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    You ever been kicked in the face by a kangaroo?
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Can you just smile and give me a Vegemite sandwich?

    If you we're here ... Sure! I have a big Jar of it...as a matter of fact I just woke up and can pretty much hear the vegemite toast calling my name:drinker:
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    Can you just smile and give me a Vegemite sandwich?

    If you we're here ... Sure! I have a big Jar of it...as a matter of fact I just woke up and can pretty much hear the vegemite toast calling my name:drinker:

    Awesome. I just love Aussie blokes! :drinker:
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    I first heard of Nutella from an Aussie, so I was going to credit you all for that too, until I read that it's really an Italian invention.

    True but Italians actually spread it on bread where as we eat that stuff with a spoon:drinker:
  • Kupe
    Kupe Posts: 758 Member
    Moving back to OZ in a couple of months, can't wait. Melbourne (possibly) here I come.
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Have you ever played "tip the kangaroo"?

    Nope but I have played "watch the kangaroo bounce off the bull bar" totally by accident though:drinker:
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    You ever been kicked in the face by a kangaroo?

    Hahahaha funnily enough ... Almost! I tried to tackle a wallaby at the golf club after one too many bevvies...not a good idea:drinker:
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Moving back to OZ in a couple of months, can't wait. Melbourne (possibly) here I come.

    Love Melbourne! (Stuck in Brissy):drinker:
  • cingle87
    cingle87 Posts: 717 Member
    How does it feel at the prospect of getting a spanking off the Poms in the next two ashes series?
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    How does it feel at the prospect of getting a spanking off the Poms in the next two ashes series?

    Me thinks ye underestimate the power and the influence of the Boof!:drinker:
  • MarthaAnn8186
    MarthaAnn8186 Posts: 84 Member
    Interesting.
  • Mr_Competitive
    Mr_Competitive Posts: 845
    Whos gunna win the Cane Toads or the Blues?

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