Ask a Big Aussie Bloke...

gkwatra

How about Indians ? Any good jokes there ? :bigsmile:

I know quite a few Sikh jokes (my hubby is Punjabi) ...

amandapye78

Where can I get my own Australian to just talk to me all day long? I love love the accent.:

deksgrl

Where can I get my own Australian to just talk to me all day long? I love love the accent.:

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UncleMac

Motorcycle routes - Pacific Highway between Sydney and the Central Coast

http://www.motowhere.com/listpaths/country/14

Thank you!

pudadough

Have you ever gotten into a bare knuckle boxing match with a kangaroo? I hear they're pretty ornery.

shadowkat57

I had to wrestle an over-friendly sheep out of my car yesterday...

angelams1019

also why does everything in Australia want to kill me?

THIS!! lol

Ophidion

I live in Australia and want to know why people find the accent attractive?

CheekyBrahette

I would love to visit sometime, but I have a HUGE fear of spiders! Is there any place over there free of these terrifying monsters?

Ophidion

I would love to visit sometime, but I have a HUGE fear of spiders! Is there any place over there free of these terrifying monsters?

Little guy, he's harmless.

mockchoc

I would love to visit sometime, but I have a HUGE fear of spiders! Is there any place over there free of these terrifying monsters?

Little guy, he's harmless.

That is what bit me and I'm still alive.

PhattiPhat

I had to wrestle an over-friendly sheep out of my car yesterday...

I thought that was strictly New Zealanders :laugh:

FitterTerri

I love this thread!

In my back yard it's not uncommon to see Roos, Dingoes, Spiders (even the funnel web), snakes (brown, black, carpet, python), Goannas and birds such as the Cocky, Galah, King Parrot, Lorikeet, Kookaburra and Eagles. I live in a rural area and love the wildlife (except for the spiders. In my opinion the only good spider is a dead one!)

Gotta love this country!

chrisdavey

in4awesome thread

also Aussie.

smantha32

Where can I get my own Australian to just talk to me all day long? I love love the accent.:

Well Garmin has an Australian character on their GPS. Tells you all your routes with an accent.

Ninnylicious

Why are Australian men such wankers?

Amen to that GF!!
I just well and truely screwed over by a footballer.. thought kiwi's would be better.. they are worse!!
Most men are just pigs!!

ckmama

THis may have been asked....but didn't they just prove in fact that the dingo did take that baby?

lausa22

Is it true that you guys call having s e x 'getting rooted?' My friend has an auntie from Perth and apparently they say that!

Also, where is the best place to live in Aus with the least amount of spiders? :laugh:

2012ALM

What is your opinion on South Yarra? I'm moving to AU in about 4 months and I was told I could take a train from here to work pretty easily.

chrisdavey

Is it true that you guys call having s e x 'getting rooted?' My friend has an auntie from Perth and apparently they say that!

Also, where is the best place to live in Aus with the least amount of spiders? :laugh:

That is a term yes.

Spiders are everywhere. I saw one walking down the street just before.

What is your opinion on South Yarra? I'm moving to AU in about 4 months and I was told I could take a train from here to work pretty easily.

It's one of the nicer suburbs in Melbourne. My mate lives there and loves it. If you are a city person, it would be a good choice IMO

theplumgirl

Hahahaha. Great thread. I live in Australia...and in my part of the world it does feel kind of like everything wants to kill me...I currently have Antechinus up in my loft...they're like small marsupial things but are carnivores..pretty sure they eat your toes....and don't forget about the drop bears...

2012ALM

Thanks Chris!

What is your opinion on South Yarra? I'm moving to AU in about 4 months and I was told I could take a train from here to work pretty easily.

It's one of the nicer suburbs in Melbourne. My mate lives there and loves it. If you are a city person, it would be a good choice IMO
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bregalad5

Ha since this thread has been resurrected, I leave on Wednesday and arrive on Friday. I'll let you know if I make it out alive...

chrisdavey

well since big aussie bloke has deactivated, I am happy to take over as resident random Aussie guy

emergencytennis

well since big aussie bloke has deactivated, I am happy to take over as resident random Aussie guy

Ah, he hasn't, has he?

Where do you buy your meat then, Chris.

Qld has just gone bonkers, reclassifying free range from 1500 per hectare to 10,000 per hectare. Good for farmers, bad for chooks!

Where do you buy your eggs and chickens?

chrisdavey

I get em all over the place. I eat far too much chicken to be able to afford free range stuff unfortunately If I could I would.

Basically for me, whereever is the cheapest and I usually buy in bulk. Sometimes that is the local butcher and sometimes Aldi or Woolies. I hear super butcher in Brisbane do ridiculous specials. Unsure if they are located in other places though.

sam308lbs

Heard there are a lot of topless beaches in Australia.Is it true ?

chrisdavey

Heard there are a lot of topless beaches in Australia.Is it true ?

There is one nudist beach in my area. I went there when I was younger looking for hotness, found a whole heap of oldies :laugh:

I would say in general, topless sunbaking is not as open as say some European countries. Aussies are a bit timid re nudity I think. Say in comparison to Japanese people who just don't seem to care at all.

Sparkle_Princess

Glad to see we have a new random aussie guy to represent us

melb_alex

I would love to visit sometime, but I have a HUGE fear of spiders! Is there any place over there free of these terrifying monsters?

Barely any in Melbourne! Too cold for them!