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kindalikevelma wrote: »I think I want to spend Thanksgiving in a cabin in the mountains. Every year one of my family members gets into some type of political argument and I end up being the one trying to keep the peace and cut off their booze.
Nothing sounds better than walking through a forest and then coming home and sipping a hot toddy by the fire. They can figure it out on their own this year.
First off, DON'T have Thanksgiving at your house. Second, when the drunken arguments start, simply say "See ya' later" and leave.
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George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »CaliValleyGirl wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Words to live by😂CaliValleyGirl wrote: »Just because it's easy to give yourself a tattoo, doesn't mean you should
I did a heart on my finger. Looks like a child did it. I shouldn't drink and tat.
Wise words dear. Also, don't drink and mfp.
Coolest finger tattoos I've ever seen have all be mustaches
I like these1 -
r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »CaliValleyGirl wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Words to live by😂CaliValleyGirl wrote: »Just because it's easy to give yourself a tattoo, doesn't mean you should
I did a heart on my finger. Looks like a child did it. I shouldn't drink and tat.
Wise words dear. Also, don't drink and mfp.
Generally I don't worry about the drinking because it doesn't take much to get me to pass out 😆0 -
CaliValleyGirl wrote: »r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »CaliValleyGirl wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Words to live by😂CaliValleyGirl wrote: »Just because it's easy to give yourself a tattoo, doesn't mean you should
I did a heart on my finger. Looks like a child did it. I shouldn't drink and tat.
Wise words dear. Also, don't drink and mfp.
Generally I don't worry about the drinking because it doesn't take much to get me to pass out 😆
The last time i drank tequila, the last thing i remember was meeting a woman at a bar.....and then waking up naked and tied up to the bed posts spread eagle with dried candle wax on my chest and a phonebook opened up to the yellow pages of 24 hr marriage houses.....oh and my roomate taking pics of me in my precarious position. Thank god there was no internet back then lol! To this day not sure if i got married lol.....No tequila for me in many many years.5 -
CaliValleyGirl wrote: »r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »CaliValleyGirl wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Words to live by😂CaliValleyGirl wrote: »Just because it's easy to give yourself a tattoo, doesn't mean you should
I did a heart on my finger. Looks like a child did it. I shouldn't drink and tat.
Wise words dear. Also, don't drink and mfp.
Generally I don't worry about the drinking because it doesn't take much to get me to pass out 😆
The last time i drank tequila, the last thing i remember was meeting a woman at a bar.....and then waking up naked and tied up to the bed posts spread eagle with dried candle wax on my chest and a phonebook opened up to the yellow pages of 24 hr marriage houses.....oh and my roomate taking pics of me in my precarious position. Thank god there was no internet back then lol! To this day not sure if i got married lol.....No tequila for me in many many years.
Omg! I burst out laughing! I can't even imagine. I have never woken up in any situation remotely close to that. Walk of shame, but nothing like that. That's crazy!
I don't drink too often, and it doesn't take much to put me out on my *kitten*. Sometimes literally speaking.0 -
I really need to quit telling my kids ‘your mom’ jokes2
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caco_ethes wrote: »I really need to quit telling my kids ‘your mom’ jokes
An old friend had a heart tattoo with 'yermom' in the center. I smile thinking about it to this day.1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »I really need to quit telling my kids ‘your mom’ jokes
An old friend had a heart tattoo with 'yermom' in the center. I smile thinking about it to this day.
Okay that is funny0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I really need to quit telling my kids ‘your mom’ jokes
An old friend had a heart tattoo with 'yermom' in the center. I smile thinking about it to this day.
Okay that is funny
Another had 'poophole' tattooed in Korean down hist leg. The pretender Japanimation fans thought it was awesome and noble.0 -
I rubbed my thumb on something this morning and it hurt! I looked, and then I remembered I drank while playing with a tattoo pen..
Yeah, I'm going to need to fix that.0 -
Ghosts are on my mind
Probably with their butts because I can’t see them so who really knows why they’re doing2 -
a pounding headache1
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Reckoner68 wrote: »Ghosts are on my mind
Probably with their butts because I can’t see them so who really knows why they’re doing
Well this probably changes all those tv ghost shows from an approved for all audiences to an NC-17 rating.1 -
So this is now on my thumb. Don't drink and play with a tattoo pen.
I'll fix it later.2 -
CaliValleyGirl wrote: »r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »CaliValleyGirl wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Words to live by😂CaliValleyGirl wrote: »Just because it's easy to give yourself a tattoo, doesn't mean you should
I did a heart on my finger. Looks like a child did it. I shouldn't drink and tat.
Wise words dear. Also, don't drink and mfp.
Generally I don't worry about the drinking because it doesn't take much to get me to pass out 😆
The last time i drank tequila, the last thing i remember was meeting a woman at a bar.....and then waking up naked and tied up to the bed posts spread eagle with dried candle wax on my chest and a phonebook opened up to the yellow pages of 24 hr marriage houses.....oh and my roomate taking pics of me in my precarious position. Thank god there was no internet back then lol! To this day not sure if i got married lol.....No tequila for me in many many years.
Damn....this close 👌😣....😂🤣🤣💜0 -
CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
So this is now on my thumb. Don't drink and play with a tattoo pen.
I'll fix it later.
Kinda cool and brave to me🤔😉😍1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »I really need to quit telling my kids ‘your mom’ jokes
🤣🤣🤣sometimes you make me cry laughing girl!!!🤗😍1 -
Why are all the fun and games threads about what you would or wouldn’t do to or with the person above??🤨3
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Tinydancer106 wrote: »CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
So this is now on my thumb. Don't drink and play with a tattoo pen.
I'll fix it later.
Kinda cool and brave to me🤔😉😍
My eye brows came out good though lol
I'll retouch when they heal1 -
Same thing since February. I want my home back. We got flooded and it's so close to ready but we need a tiler NOW. Then the rest will get done.3
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Hip_to_be_square wrote: »GuessimGryffindor wrote: »Why are all the fun and games threads about what you would or wouldn’t do to or with the person above??🤨
It really is redundant. I avoid that place like the plague
Good man6 -
too much, wish it was just quiet
maybe some music to drown it all out
I shoulda had another drink0 -
Plague_Doktor wrote: »Hip_to_be_square wrote: »GuessimGryffindor wrote: »Why are all the fun and games threads about what you would or wouldn’t do to or with the person above??🤨
It really is redundant. I avoid that place like the plague
Good man
The plague...good times0 -
I need a drink. This volunteer stuff is a way more stressful than it should be, I think.1
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I think y’all scared @RevGym2 away. I’m not sure I can achieve my goals this weekend without his rainbows snd sunshine.4
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I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!11
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!
Yes, but will you know as soon as you meet? Better lock him up.2 -
Pandemonium_ wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!
Yes, but will you know as soon as you meet? Better lock him up.
Yes! We are soulmates. Twin flames. Magnets drawn only to each other.4 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Pandemonium_ wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!
Yes, but will you know as soon as you meet? Better lock him up.
Yes! We are soulmates. Twin flames. Magnets drawn only to each other.
Gotta put a ring on it. Maybe some restraints, ball and chain, blinders.5
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