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MistressSara wrote: »CallHerMoonchild wrote: »Sex and chocolate
Just want to say this sounds like love and light and music and poetry and all good things to me.
I mean... yeah
And I want to say she messed up the lyrics and it's "sex and candy", not sex and chocolate. I know technicalities! Tell that to Kurt Cobain......or wait.1 -
Tankiscool wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »CallHerMoonchild wrote: »Sex and chocolate
Just want to say this sounds like love and light and music and poetry and all good things to me.
I mean... yeah
And I want to say she messed up the lyrics and it's "sex and candy", not sex and chocolate. I know technicalities! Tell that to Kurt Cobain......or wait.
Why should I tell Kurt Cobain about technicalities? RIP1 -
Sometimes loss never gets easier.1
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Tankiscool wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »CallHerMoonchild wrote: »Sex and chocolate
Just want to say this sounds like love and light and music and poetry and all good things to me.
I mean... yeah
And I want to say she messed up the lyrics and it's "sex and candy", not sex and chocolate. I know technicalities! Tell that to Kurt Cobain......or wait.
Why should I tell Kurt Cobain about technicalities? RIP
If you had the chance to ask him a question, I don't think you'd waste a dumb question of comparing chocolate and candy. More like was Courtney involved......lol jk thats how rumors start!0 -
Dinner ... Sleep.2
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Azzyland on youtube cracks me up
she's my favorite youtuber, I think everyone should go check it out but that's just me lol.
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Money cannot buy happiness but it can buy a fancy new road bike...which is close.
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Today is day 15 of not being home with my kids and my dog and I'm really hoping I don't have to go much longer. I even miss cleaning, having work call me 20 times a day on my days off, hearing "maman" 100 times a day. All those things that annoy me, I've come to realise that they don't annoy me as much as I thought they did once..10
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JustPassingTime wrote: »The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ wrote: »Today is day 15 of not being home with my kids and my dog and I'm really hoping I don't have to go much longer. I even miss cleaning, having work call me 20 times a day on my days off, hearing "maman" 100 times a day. All those things that annoy me, I've come to realise that they don't annoy me as much.
Well that sucks. Why are you away from your children?
My health is not permitting it at the moment.10 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ wrote: »Today is day 15 of not being home with my kids and my dog and I'm really hoping I don't have to go much longer. I even miss cleaning, having work call me 20 times a day on my days off, hearing "maman" 100 times a day. All those things that annoy me, I've come to realise that they don't annoy me as much.
Well that sucks. Why are you away from your children?
My health is not permitting it at the moment.
I hope everything goes your way soon
Thank you my friend, so do I.2 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ wrote: »Today is day 15 of not being home with my kids and my dog and I'm really hoping I don't have to go much longer. I even miss cleaning, having work call me 20 times a day on my days off, hearing "maman" 100 times a day. All those things that annoy me, I've come to realise that they don't annoy me as much.
Well that sucks. Why are you away from your children?
My health is not permitting it at the moment.
I’m sorry to hear this. I hope you feel better soon. ❤️
Thank youIslandGal3 wrote: »The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ wrote: »Today is day 15 of not being home with my kids and my dog and I'm really hoping I don't have to go much longer. I even miss cleaning, having work call me 20 times a day on my days off, hearing "maman" 100 times a day. All those things that annoy me, I've come to realise that they don't annoy me as much as I thought they did once..
Praying for you. Hugs ♡2 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ wrote: »Today is day 15 of not being home with my kids and my dog and I'm really hoping I don't have to go much longer. I even miss cleaning, having work call me 20 times a day on my days off, hearing "maman" 100 times a day. All those things that annoy me, I've come to realise that they don't annoy me as much as I thought they did once..
Hang in there beautiful. I hope the days begin to fly by and that before you know it they are in your arms again2 -
Get well Miss Jones cuz we're all rooting for you and wishing you the best!2
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MistressSara wrote: »I’m bored. I wish someone would tell me a story.
There was this girl named Sara who said she was a Mistress. Maybe she really was a Mistress but we never knew to who. Possibly her consort was that guy who listened to Jordan Peterson videos during stressful times and kept his hair in a neat mohawk.
She used to be pleasantly plump but slimmed down to a size 6. In doing so, her regal jawline, Scandinavian cheekbones and level, penetrating gaze became more pronounced.
She wants a ladies' jaunt with a cute Canadian bombshell, a bouncy charismatic mother of one who works from home and has a lovely crooked smile, and this kook from a fitness website who likes to ramble but isn't quite demented yet.
The plan is, we'll meet in Vegas and go to the Celine Dion show. Then to the slot machines with the complimtary cocktails. The kook will have a Slim Fast shake from her pocketbook. The Mistress will have a a cotton candy martini with a mini marshmallow garnish. The bombshell will have a Grasshopper on the rocks and the charismatic will have a Virgin Pina Colada.
This hedonistic quartet will discuss their secret MFP crushes and whether or not they ever actually trolled there and how many accounts they've had.
Then they'll branch out and migrate to the barstools where they'll talk to strangers and stay up very very late, solving all the problems of the world and maybe creating a few just for fun.
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