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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »I’m bored. I wish someone would tell me a story.
There was this girl named Sara who said she was a Mistress. Maybe she really was a Mistress but we never knew to who. Possibly her consort was that guy who listened to Jordan Peterson videos during stressful times and kept his hair in a neat mohawk.
She used to be pleasantly plump but slimmed down to a size 6. In doing so, her regal jawline, Scandinavian cheekbones and level, penetrating gaze became more pronounced.
She wants a ladies' jaunt with a cute Canadian bombshell, a bouncy charismatic mother of one who works from home and has a lovely crooked smile, and this kook from a fitness website who likes to ramble but isn't quite demented yet.
The plan is, we'll meet in Vegas and go to the Celine Dion show. Then to the slot machines with the complimtary cocktails. The kook will have a Slim Fast shake from her pocketbook. The Mistress will have a a cotton candy martini with a mini marshmallow garnish. The bombshell will have a Grasshopper on the rocks and the charismatic will have a Virgin Pina Colada.
This hedonistic quartet will discuss their secret MFP crushes and whether or not they ever actually trolled there and how many accounts they've had.
Then they'll branch out and migrate to the barstools where they'll talk to strangers and stay up very very late, solving all the problems of the world and maybe creating a few just for fun.
oh this is awesome
, i want one and can u make me like “happily ever after”
There's this really cute girl who looks like Linda Rondstad at her peak of adorableness, circa 1977. I don't know if she can sing as good as her but she can banter like Joan Rivers with a delicious Robert Smith slant. Which is a very very rare phenomenon. It might have never happened before.
She's a teacher at a home school, but not like that Little House on the Prairie teacher who's kind of a prissy goody two shoes. This girl would teach you what you really need to know and also let you play the electric guitar in a room that isn't sound proofed and not yell at you. She's nice that way.
If you ever started to cry in public, she wouldn't turn away in wrenching, blushing discomfort. She'd cry right with you in front of everyone, unashamed and unencumbered. Then she'd say hey, you dry my tears and I'll dry yours ok.
Then she'd tell you some parodies, some darling absurdities and make you smile. She'd lighten your burden. That's what she does.
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MistressSara wrote: »I’m bored. I wish someone would tell me a story.
There was this girl named Sara who said she was a Mistress. Maybe she really was a Mistress but we never knew to who. Possibly her consort was that guy who listened to Jordan Peterson videos during stressful times and kept his hair in a neat mohawk.
She used to be pleasantly plump but slimmed down to a size 6. In doing so, her regal jawline, Scandinavian cheekbones and level, penetrating gaze became more pronounced.
She wants a ladies' jaunt with a cute Canadian bombshell, a bouncy charismatic mother of one who works from home and has a lovely crooked smile, and this kook from a fitness website who likes to ramble but isn't quite demented yet.
The plan is, we'll meet in Vegas and go to the Celine Dion show. Then to the slot machines with the complimtary cocktails. The kook will have a Slim Fast shake from her pocketbook. The Mistress will have a a cotton candy martini with a mini marshmallow garnish. The bombshell will have a Grasshopper on the rocks and the charismatic will have a Virgin Pina Colada.
This hedonistic quartet will discuss their secret MFP crushes and whether or not they ever actually trolled there and how many accounts they've had.
Then they'll branch out and migrate to the barstools where they'll talk to strangers and stay up very very late, solving all the problems of the world and maybe creating a few just for fun.
Cunning Linguist, you.3 -
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »in hindsight creating a playlist of all the saddest songs i know was not a great choice
I have a similar playlist. I listen when I need to purge feelings.4 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »in hindsight creating a playlist of all the saddest songs i know was not a great choice
I have a similar playlist. I listen when I need to purge feelings.
ya like catharsis but it didn’t work that way bc now overwhelmed with nostalgia and broke heart
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I really want a cat like this 🥰
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SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
You’re adorable2 -
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Someone should start a salad selfie thread.
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RomaineCalm wrote: »Someone should start a salad selfie thread.
I made a fruit selfie thread once upon a time0 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »Someone should start a salad selfie thread.
I made a fruit selfie thread once upon a time
Oh yeah? Where is it?0 -
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
Listen, I have a set of photos at home where I dressed up as Ginger Spice and I distinctly remember plastering my hair to a crisp with red hair mascara
post em2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
Listen, I have a set of photos at home where I dressed up as Ginger Spice and I distinctly remember plastering my hair to a crisp with red hair mascara
post em
Beat me to it.1 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Listen, I have a set of photos at home where I dressed up as Ginger Spice and I distinctly remember plastering my hair to a crisp with red hair mascaraDeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »If I can get someone to send me them I absolutely will
So, you have to send them to yourself first?3 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
Listen, I have a set of photos at home where I dressed up as Ginger Spice and I distinctly remember plastering my hair to a crisp with red hair mascara
WE NEED TO SEE THIS *kitten* OH MY GOD1
https://youtu.be/_UBqsKk4wJc
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