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  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    I think about moving to another country and assuming a new identity way too often 😬

    Dude I would probably be hella lame and assume the same identity πŸ˜‚
  • Posts: 6,395 Member
    I think about moving to another country and assuming a new identity way too often 😬

    Like if you did - would you be the person you always wanted to be - like go for your dream job and what not - or would you just blend in with the locals
  • Posts: 6,395 Member

    Dude I would probably be hella lame and assume the same identity πŸ˜‚

    Dude go for it - open that dojo and teach the arts of the shaolin and wu tang bro
  • Posts: 12,588 Member

    Dude go for it - open that dojo and teach the arts of the shaolin and wu tang bro

    Dude my loose skin is a blessing Bro...
    Without it, I'd wanna become an Indiana Jones style stripper and probably end up dead somewhere πŸ˜‚
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Breakfast..thinking about going all out and making pancakes 🀀πŸ₯ž
  • Posts: 340 Member

    Dude I would probably be hella lame and assume the same identity πŸ˜‚

    Let's go pineapple daddy - you're coming with
  • Posts: 340 Member

    Like if you did - would you be the person you always wanted to be - like go for your dream job and what not - or would you just blend in with the locals

    I gotta be honest Rob I have not thought this through in as much detail as you would hope
  • Posts: 12,588 Member

    Let's go pineapple daddy - you're coming with

    πŸ˜‚... You're coming with me 😏

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  • Posts: 340 Member

    πŸ˜‚... You're coming with me 😏

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    So to clarify I'm coming with you then we're hitting up the bank 😏 got it
  • Posts: 9,723 Member
    I think about moving to another country and assuming a new identity way too often 😬

    Try the witness protection program. I think you have to witness a murder first or something. Or hook up with some tough Mafia guys. I'm sure you could find a way. :) If you're lucky the WPP could send you to Hoboken or someplace really nice.
  • Posts: 9,723 Member
    Breakfast..thinking about going all out and making pancakes 🀀πŸ₯ž

    With chocolate chips and real maple syrup? Or strawberries and whipped cream? Sharing I assume. :)
  • Posts: 6,395 Member

    I gotta be honest Rob I have not thought this through in as much detail as you would hope

    Well dream job it is then !! Shoot for the stars my friend
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: Β»

    With chocolate chips and real maple syrup? Or strawberries and whipped cream? Sharing I assume. :)

    Im not sure you'd like em Reenie, I have butter, sugar and lemon juice on mine. 🀀 but I didn't end up making them. I don't normally eat lunch for breakfast but I really felt like the salad with Honey mustard dressing I had in the fridge ready for lunch, so I airfried some crumbed fish and had that and the salad for breakfast πŸ˜ƒ
  • Posts: 9,723 Member

    Im not sure you'd like em Reenie, I have butter, sugar and lemon juice on mine. 🀀 but I didn't end up making them. I don't normally eat lunch for breakfast but I really felt like the salad with Honey mustard dressing I had in the fridge ready for lunch, so I airfried some crumbed fish and had that and the salad for breakfast πŸ˜ƒ

    Honey Mustard is my favorite! Bought some reduced cal. HM today at our local maple store; they have their own brand of salad dressings and I may have overbought. :/
    Still rather have pancakes with maple syrup. :'( I haven't had pancakes in over 2 years; one of those things that I could eat the whole batch and lick the plate clean.
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: Β»

    Honey Mustard is my favorite! Bought some reduced cal. HM today at our local maple store; they have their own brand of salad dressings and I may have overbought. :/
    Still rather have pancakes with maple syrup. :'( I haven't had pancakes in over 2 years; one of those things that I could eat the whole batch and lick the plate clean.

    Never tried them with maple syrup but know its the norm over there. I usually make one small dinner plate size one 😁
    Honey mustard is my favourite too.
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    My ex father-in-law and my ex husband.
    FIL is in assisted living in FL with a wife just waiting for him to expire.
    Ex flew down to see him over the weekend, probably be the last time he sees him.

    He was my FIL for more than 3 decades.
    Once, when I ran away to be with my ex at 17,
    I snuck by my him napping on the couch into the room ex shared with his older brother.
    I had blankets, a pillow and the closet floor.
    Freaked out his brother in the morning,πŸ˜€
    He was mad when he found out but not really.
    He got an earful from my mother.

    I’m sad for him, he has so many things wrong with him that I think he’s given up. 😒

    Im sorry Mel.. πŸ˜” its tough when their bodies let them down.
  • Posts: 15,639 Member
    Last night I'm feeling a little lonely, So I went online and ordered myself a 34 year old escort.




    This morning, I look out of our family room window and this is in the driveway:




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    Shoulda got a Hummer πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
  • Posts: 15,639 Member
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  • Posts: 2,583 Member
    Exactly what I hear too when A douche thinks his opinion matters to me.


    https://youtu.be/eZbzeGtTv4w


  • Posts: 504 Member
    Last night I'm feeling a little lonely, So I went online and ordered myself a 34 year old escort.




    This morning, I look out of our family room window and this is in the driveway:




    1987-escort-1.jpg



    I can't see your pic, but...

    I found several 34-yr old escorts... & most of them were covered in rust.

    Although... some were far cuter than others & far more expensive... others were just covered in rust.

    Guessing... you LOVE rust! Those cars are vixens... meow!
  • Posts: 1,042 Member
    Do I really need to walk another 543 steps just so Google Fit displays 20,000?

    Is this the virtual heroin of gamification in full effect or some hyperfocused arithmophilia over zeros? πŸ€”

    You are sexy when you speak a different language 😁
  • Posts: 20,506 Member

    Penalty Kicks Giveth.

    Penalty Kicks Taketh Away.
  • Posts: 10,476 Member
    Apparently someone made a fake profile pretending to be me last night. This is not okay MFP. I feel violated. This place doesn't feel safe to me anymore. I've done nothing wrong to anyone to be targeted this way.

    So now it's happening to other people and not a targeted attack on a specific person we all love?? Jeez, what is going on around here??
  • Posts: 1,365 Member

    So now it's happening to other people and not a targeted attack on a specific person we all love?? Jeez, what is going on around here??

    *kitten* security, protective measures, and protocols that protect users.

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