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ermengarde22 wrote: »how many of u have stolen a pack of gum
There was this one time I accidentally left it in my cart and when I got out to my car to unload the groceries I picked up my purse and to my horror there was the pack of gum underneath as I sat there pondering what to do it started to thunder and lightning so I figured the grocery police wouldn't want me putting my life in danger just to return a single pack of gum so I chewed all the evidence
Does this mean I'm a thief?
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »how many of u have stolen a pack of gum
There was this one time I accidentally left it in my cart and when I got out to my car to unload the groceries I picked up my purse and to my horror there was the pack of gum underneath as I sat there pondering what to do it started to thunder and lightning so I figured the grocery police wouldn't want me putting my life in danger just to return a single pack of gum so I chewed all the evidence
Does this mean I'm a thief?
yes, but the capitalist overlords have stolen so much from each of us it’s not only justified but encouraged to occasionally mess up their inventory counts, so youre good ♥️
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ermengarde22 wrote: »how many of u have stolen a pack of gum
I did.
My mom made me go in to the grocery and apologize.
I was 5 and remember being terribly embarrassed.2 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »how many of u have stolen a pack of gum
I did.
My mom made me go in to the grocery and apologize.
I was 5 and remember being terribly embarrassed.
My brother stole temporary tattoos and that’s how my stepmother started saying, “one lies and the other swears to it.” And yeah, she made him go back into the luncheonette and apologize3 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »how many of u have stolen a pack of gum
I did.
My mom made me go in to the grocery and apologize.
I was 5 and remember being terribly embarrassed.
i feel we should all steal at least one pack of gum without consequence or guilt as adults as a toast to the fact that none of this *kitten* matters and it’s all made up anyway ♥️
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »how many of u have stolen a pack of gum
I did.
My mom made me go in to the grocery and apologize.
I was 5 and remember being terribly embarrassed.
My brother stole temporary tattoos and that’s how my stepmother started saying, “one lies and the other swears to it.” And yeah, she made him go back into the luncheonette and apologize
i like the way you talk ♥️
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Logic does not exist in relationships.3
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FeastRepeat wrote: »Logic does not exist in relationships.
I think it does it’s just completely ignored. 🤷🏼♀️0 -
Meeting up with an internet friend I’ve talked to for probably over 10 years, I don’t remember exactly. Tomorrow in NYC. 😬 If yall never hear from me again it’s either bc I decided to never post here again or I died. Choose your own ending!1
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OpheliaCooter wrote: »Meeting up with an internet friend I’ve talked to for probably over 10 years, I don’t remember exactly. Tomorrow in NYC. 😬 If yall never hear from me again it’s either bc I decided to never post here again or I died. Choose your own ending!
If we don’t hear from you again I’ll write you an absolutely epic ending
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We went to check out our new house. It's a lot bigger than I remember. Now I have to figure out how to use all the rooms and cabinets and cupboards1
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Reckoner67_again wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »Meeting up with an internet friend I’ve talked to for probably over 10 years, I don’t remember exactly. Tomorrow in NYC. 😬 If yall never hear from me again it’s either bc I decided to never post here again or I died. Choose your own ending!
If we don’t hear from you again I’ll write you an absolutely epic ending
🥹 I’m looking forward to reading it in the afterlife0 -
happimess01 wrote: »This cucumber with tajin seasoning combo is really helping me stay full and in a deficit. Will have to order a second bottle pretty soon
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I wonder what @ButterMeMuffinz thoughts are on magnesium 🤔
I'm a fan.1 -
OpheliaCooter wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »Meeting up with an internet friend I’ve talked to for probably over 10 years, I don’t remember exactly. Tomorrow in NYC. 😬 If yall never hear from me again it’s either bc I decided to never post here again or I died. Choose your own ending!
If we don’t hear from you again I’ll write you an absolutely epic ending
🥹 I’m looking forward to reading it in the afterlife
strap a blade to your thigh hidden under your skirt just in case
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ermengarde22 wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »Meeting up with an internet friend I’ve talked to for probably over 10 years, I don’t remember exactly. Tomorrow in NYC. 😬 If yall never hear from me again it’s either bc I decided to never post here again or I died. Choose your own ending!
If we don’t hear from you again I’ll write you an absolutely epic ending
🥹 I’m looking forward to reading it in the afterlife
strap a blade to your thigh hidden under your skirt just in case
I don’t think tsa wants me to be safe though, unfortunately. Perhaps just very sharp nails 💅🏻
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OpheliaCooter wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »Meeting up with an internet friend I’ve talked to for probably over 10 years, I don’t remember exactly. Tomorrow in NYC. 😬 If yall never hear from me again it’s either bc I decided to never post here again or I died. Choose your own ending!
If we don’t hear from you again I’ll write you an absolutely epic ending
🥹 I’m looking forward to reading it in the afterlife
strap a blade to your thigh hidden under your skirt just in case
I don’t think tsa wants me to be safe though, unfortunately. Perhaps just very sharp nails 💅🏻
also a nice visual tbh
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I just need the temp to hurry up and drop so I can wear all of my cute fall clothes
It's coming fam. I felt cold for the first time since Summer today (Cornwall) - took the dogs out and was chilly.1 -
*kitten* trying to stare me down to rush my workout. I think I have an extra set in the tank2
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The backpack I’m using as a gym bag is getting crowded as I add things little by little. Body wipes, dry shampoo, knee pads, jump rope… It’s not too heavy but it’s starting to get pretty full.
I’m looking for a recommendation on a gym bag that has the following qualifications: big enough but not enormous, very sturdy, doesn’t draw attention, fits in a locker, washable, lightweight (no leather), inexpensive.
TIA2
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