million dollar ideas

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  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    (big banana, but for simplicity's sake).

    How did you know that about me?

    wait, GET OFF MY POST
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  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    Ask and ye shall receive, @LiftingLady5.

    The-Leaning-Tower-of-Pisa.jpeg
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  • jessiferrrb
    jessiferrrb Posts: 1,758 Member
    i googled my idea, and despite my unparalleled brilliance and uniqueness, somebody already had the same idea. but nobody has been able to effectively execute it. i just want my phone to be able to function as a scale. so i can weigh my food at work. and parcels for post. and random objects i find in the street. and my drugs, cause i swear my dealer is stingy.

    You could weigh your phone itself and then compare the weight of it to what you're eating. "This banana feels like one and a half phones"

    but everybody has different kinds of phones.....they weigh different amounts

    a phone is just a unit of measurement. all phones are created equal for the sake of weighing things. if you want to talk about apps and overall functionality then that's a totally different discussion and a straw man argument in this context. it's like saying that people either eat a phone's worth of bananas or 8,000 phones of chocolate all day long.

    wait . . .


    did i get that wrong?
  • htimpaired
    htimpaired Posts: 1,404 Member
    Women's urinals

    Google "She-wee".
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    Ask and ye shall receive, @LiftingLady5.

    The-Leaning-Tower-of-Pisa.jpeg

    I'm gonna need to see that in a banana hammock....

    I'm afraid to google banana hammock.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    htimpaired wrote: »
    Women's urinals

    Google "She-wee".

    That did not disappoint

    But did you order one or 20?
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    htimpaired wrote: »
    Women's urinals

    Google "She-wee".

    That did not disappoint

    Someone her in MFP told me about this and that I should carry it with me while I am doing my long distance running, so instead of squatting behind bushes use this instead...

    I have yet to be comfy with this product..LOL
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  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    i feel like we all have these ideas that we think could be THE NEXT BIG THING

    i've had one just now. i'll tell you if you promise not to steal it and to tell me yours too.

    My bf comes up with those nearly every week. Its gotten to point where I just roll my eyes because they're just ideas that he never follows through with
  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
    edited November 2016
    A web site where you can joint up to be a host family. You can host families or couples or people who are traveling in your country. They stay with you for free. Then when you travel you can look up families where you will be traveling, and stay for free with those host families. You can charge members to joint the site, to cover over head, and start advertising when you get enough traffic. Long shot, but it could work. You could do the same thing for exchange student.

    If anyone here uses this idea and makes millions with out me, Ill find you and cut you.... lol
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    htimpaired wrote: »
    Women's urinals

    Google "She-wee".

    That did not disappoint

    Now R-Kelly isn't the only one who can have fun at parties!

    What do I do with it after? Do I have to carry around a squirt bottle to rinse it out?

    Celebrate and use it as a beer bong!

    beerbong.jpg

    Now how am I supposed to pull this off when alone?
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    htimpaired wrote: »
    Women's urinals

    Google "She-wee".

    That did not disappoint

    Now R-Kelly isn't the only one who can have fun at parties!

    What do I do with it after? Do I have to carry around a squirt bottle to rinse it out?

    Celebrate and use it as a beer bong!

    beerbong.jpg

    Now how am I supposed to pull this off when alone?

    Find a POST to attach it to... Duh.

    well don't I just feel extra stupid...
  • zenaxe
    zenaxe Posts: 203 Member
    Truly funny stuff here LOL
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
    A web site where you can joint up to be a host family. You can host families or couples or people who are traveling in your country. They stay with you for free. Then when you travel you can look up families where you will be traveling, and stay for free with those host families. You can charge members to joint the site, to cover over head, and start advertising when you get enough traffic. Long shot, but it could work. You could do the same thing for exchange student.

    If anyone here uses this idea and makes millions with out me, Ill find you and cut you.... lol

    Or, a community of people who consider eating human flesh. It could be named EatUp.com or so
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited November 2016
    I did that old Johnny Carson thing "Carnac the Magician" this morning..

    I help my phone up to my forehead (and yes I had audience laughing at me) and asked it a question and wanted it to predict or provide the answer to what I will weigh today..

    I need an app to scan my brain or scan what ever would provide the right data so that when I hold up to my fore head it can make a prediction or provide an accurate answer.. Perhaps this will work with lottery numbers too.

    The idea perhaps combined with unit of measurement/weights idea (above) could be dual app.. Perhaps a multi million dollar invention.
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    dc6088 wrote: »
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
    A web site where you can joint up to be a host family. You can host families or couples or people who are traveling in your country. They stay with you for free. Then when you travel you can look up families where you will be traveling, and stay for free with those host families. You can charge members to joint the site, to cover over head, and start advertising when you get enough traffic. Long shot, but it could work. You could do the same thing for exchange student.

    If anyone here uses this idea and makes millions with out me, Ill find you and cut you.... lol

    Or, a community of people who consider eating human flesh. It could be named EatUp.com or so

    I hate that I know this but there is a site of people volunteering for cannibalism (or was) but one guy went to jail even though they both consented lol

    just eeeewww..
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    dc6088 wrote: »
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
    A web site where you can joint up to be a host family. You can host families or couples or people who are traveling in your country. They stay with you for free. Then when you travel you can look up families where you will be traveling, and stay for free with those host families. You can charge members to joint the site, to cover over head, and start advertising when you get enough traffic. Long shot, but it could work. You could do the same thing for exchange student.

    If anyone here uses this idea and makes millions with out me, Ill find you and cut you.... lol

    Or, a community of people who consider eating human flesh. It could be named EatUp.com or so

    I hate that I know this but there is a site of people volunteering for cannibalism (or was) but one guy went to jail even though they both consented lol

    Oh noooooo, are you forrealz now?
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