What's the pettiest reason that would make you stop dating someone?

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  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
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    I don't think I could tolerate the practice of adding little cartoon animal ears and noses to their pictures. Or cartoon flowers or glasses...
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    She smelled like soup. She smelled exactly like Campbell’s Beef Vegetable Soup.

    This is actually a reason I would date someone
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    saragd012 wrote: »
    The pettiest reason I ended a relationship was that they used idioms incorrectly all the time. For example, she used "tomayto, tomahto" as a segue out of conversations constantly, even if it made no sense in context. It drove me crazy.

    ETA: Or maybe the one I stopped talking to because they pushed my dog away, because my dog has stinky breath, that may be slightly more petty.

    This made me laugh.

    Sometimes just to be annoying I’ll tack on a ‘no bragging’ when it’s completely irrelevant. Nobody has dumped me for it yet so it’s not as effective as the tomato tomahto thing, no bragging
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    She smelled like soup. She smelled exactly like Campbell’s Beef Vegetable Soup.

    This is actually a reason I would date someone

    In fact, it's a requirement. The only requirement...
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Unnecessary bragging

    I do this, no bragging
  • dsboohead
    dsboohead Posts: 1,900 Member
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    If he had yellow teeth
    If he had back hair
    If he smoked :s
  • JustSomeJD
    JustSomeJD Posts: 416 Member
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    Her mom was crazy and I had had enough of the crazy women at that point in my life.
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
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    Friend of mine has a no-date rule for any women who has a name ending in "ee" sound.

    Jenny
    Stephanie
    Darcy
    Penny
    Maggie
    Debbie
    etc.

    Looking back at all my exes, I'm thinking there's something to it
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    edited February 2018
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    Slurped cereal too sexually

    Planted nightshades next to geraniums

    Owned too many Kirkland products

    Started pinning denim themed wedding ideas on pinterest

    Referred to me as the "boo thang" when talking to her girlfriends :s

    Unable to regulate swamp butt during movie nights

    Denounced my mom's taste in home decor
  • Ready2befithealthy
    Ready2befithealthy Posts: 303 Member
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    If they can’t spell words correctly when they text on a regular basis. *sad* It’s like nails on a chalkboard to me.
  • iheartmakeup01
    iheartmakeup01 Posts: 35 Member
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    Some guy I once dated made me pay first for an ice cream date that was $7 dollars, it wasn’t the price but the principle of it
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Got married. . . ?
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    dnm1207 wrote: »
    If she has a cat, and I didn't know before we went out. Cats are a deal breaker for me. I don't actually consider this petty, but I imagine others would.

    If she has a "Who rescued who?" bumper sticker or magnet on her car.

    if she doesn't know the difference between your and you're, or to vs. too vs. two.

    If she insists on taking her pet with her into public places. That's a pet peeve of mine. Pun fully intended.

    If she does not appreciate a good pun.

    If she refers to her pet as her fur baby.

    If she posts every other thought that crosses her mind on social media.

    If she posts in the MFP chit chat forums.

    If she doesn't get my sense of humor.

    If she is a foodie.

    If all her friends are guys. Not a jealousy thing, but every girl I've known like that has turned out to have SOME kind of issue that I couldn't deal with, so it's just an early warning flag for me now.

    If she wears a lot of makeup and obsesses over her nails.

    If she wears costume jewelry.

    If she's a poor speller.

    If she texts while she drives.

    If she pays more attention to her phone than the people around her.

    If she plays Candy Crush.

    If she's a fanatic about a sports team.

    If she wears Birkenstocks.

    If she never exercises.

    If she likes to make long lists.

    If she doesn't know better than to go out with a guy like me. MAJOR red flag there.

    If she's petty.

    If she uses the phrase "I know, right?"

    If she uses the phrase "a whole 'nother"

    If she has a cartoon picture or a meme as her profile pic.

    I know, right?
  • thelizabethare
    thelizabethare Posts: 39 Member
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    I stopped talking to a guy because he hired a photographer to take pictures of himself and proceeded to make a second Instagram because he thought he was #modelling (yes, he even hashtagged it)
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    dnm1207 wrote: »
    If she has a cat, and I didn't know before we went out. Cats are a deal breaker for me. I don't actually consider this petty, but I imagine others would.

    If she has a "Who rescued who?" bumper sticker or magnet on her car.

    if she doesn't know the difference between your and you're, or to vs. too vs. two.

    If she insists on taking her pet with her into public places. That's a pet peeve of mine. Pun fully intended.

    If she does not appreciate a good pun.

    If she refers to her pet as her fur baby.

    If she posts every other thought that crosses her mind on social media.

    If she posts in the MFP chit chat forums.

    If she doesn't get my sense of humor.

    If she is a foodie.

    If all her friends are guys. Not a jealousy thing, but every girl I've known like that has turned out to have SOME kind of issue that I couldn't deal with, so it's just an early warning flag for me now.

    If she wears a lot of makeup and obsesses over her nails.

    If she wears costume jewelry.

    If she's a poor speller.

    If she texts while she drives.

    If she pays more attention to her phone than the people around her.

    If she plays Candy Crush.

    If she's a fanatic about a sports team.

    If she wears Birkenstocks.

    If she never exercises.

    If she likes to make long lists.

    If she doesn't know better than to go out with a guy like me. MAJOR red flag there.

    If she's petty.

    If she uses the phrase "I know, right?"

    If she uses the phrase "a whole 'nother"

    If she has a cartoon picture or a meme as her profile pic.

    Sooo you're telling me you are available? :)
  • Rabbit1295
    Rabbit1295 Posts: 55 Member
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    I once broke up with someone because he was WAY too nice. I was 18 at the time. He always wanted to help me with things, always gave me compliments, asked how I was doing (literally 15-20 times a day) etc.

    Other time I broke up with someone because he wouldn't let me pay for a few dates.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Not petty but ... bad breath and sloppy kisser deal breakers
  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
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    dnm1207 wrote: »
    If she has a cat, and I didn't know before we went out. Cats are a deal breaker for me. I don't actually consider this petty, but I imagine others would.

    If she has a "Who rescued who?" bumper sticker or magnet on her car.

    if she doesn't know the difference between your and you're, or to vs. too vs. two.

    If she insists on taking her pet with her into public places. That's a pet peeve of mine. Pun fully intended.

    If she does not appreciate a good pun.

    If she refers to her pet as her fur baby.

    If she posts every other thought that crosses her mind on social media.

    If she posts in the MFP chit chat forums.

    If she doesn't get my sense of humor.

    If she is a foodie.

    If all her friends are guys. Not a jealousy thing, but every girl I've known like that has turned out to have SOME kind of issue that I couldn't deal with, so it's just an early warning flag for me now.

    If she wears a lot of makeup and obsesses over her nails.

    If she wears costume jewelry.

    If she's a poor speller.

    If she texts while she drives.

    If she pays more attention to her phone than the people around her.

    If she plays Candy Crush.

    If she's a fanatic about a sports team.

    If she wears Birkenstocks.

    If she never exercises.

    If she likes to make long lists.

    If she doesn't know better than to go out with a guy like me. MAJOR red flag there.

    If she's petty.

    If she uses the phrase "I know, right?"

    If she uses the phrase "a whole 'nother"

    If she has a cartoon picture or a meme as her profile pic.

    Yeah, we'd never have gotten along. I have a cat, but don't advertise it lol, I was a groomer for 20 years, fur baby is a safe phrase when dealing with very picky, obsessed pet parents, costume jewelry is fine with me, I'd rather spend my money on gadgets than glitter, but I do like actual glitter, Canfy Crush knockoffs are fun, and I LOVE cartoon pics and memes :D
    Good thing my husband gets me B)