MFP Personals

JeepHair77

Looking for someone attentive (but don't SMOTHER me, dude!) Physically affectionate (but careful not to tickle me and don't touch my neck - I hate that). Attractive (but not more attractive than me). Sensitive (but OMG, man up!) Likes sports (but not basketball).

Call me. But not too often.

Just_J_Now

Clingy wino, you’ll love to hate me. I do some pretty amazing tricks with ping pong balls. *kegal*
Hit me up.

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cee134

Do you like riding horses on the beach? I like riding horses on the beach. I am riding horses on the beach right now. If you like riding horses on the beach then I'm your riding horses on the beach man. Lets go riding horses on the beach together. Please bring your own horse.

LittleHearseDriver

cee134 wrote: »

Do you like riding horses on the beach? I like riding horses on the beach. I am riding horses on the beach right now. If you like riding horses on the beach then I'm your riding horses on the beach man. Lets go riding horses on the beach together. Please bring your own horse.

I'll meet you at the beach with a bag of carrots.

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RunHardBeStrong

kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »

LittleHearseDriver wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

Do you like riding horses on the beach? I like riding horses on the beach. I am riding horses on the beach right now. If you like riding horses on the beach then I'm your riding horses on the beach man. Lets go riding horses on the beach together. Please bring your own horse.

I'll meet you at the beach with a bag of carrots.

So, you aren't gonna bring a horse, but you are gonna bring a bag of carrots. Whattya gonna do with those carrots?

I am guessing she is bringing her cat and feeding it carrots.

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LittleHearseDriver

kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »

LittleHearseDriver wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

Do you like riding horses on the beach? I like riding horses on the beach. I am riding horses on the beach right now. If you like riding horses on the beach then I'm your riding horses on the beach man. Lets go riding horses on the beach together. Please bring your own horse.

I'll meet you at the beach with a bag of carrots.

So, you aren't gonna bring a horse, but you are gonna bring a bag of carrots. Whattya gonna do with those carrots?

My pony is in the shop. I'm going to feed the carrots to the horses.

RunHardBeStrong

kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »

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cee134 wrote: »

Do you like riding horses on the beach? I like riding horses on the beach. I am riding horses on the beach right now. If you like riding horses on the beach then I'm your riding horses on the beach man. Lets go riding horses on the beach together. Please bring your own horse.

I'll meet you at the beach with a bag of carrots.

So, you aren't gonna bring a horse, but you are gonna bring a bag of carrots. Whattya gonna do with those carrots?

I am guessing she is bringing her cat and feeding it carrots.

I feel this belongs in a whole new sections of mfpcraigslist

True story:

I saw a man looking for a horse on craigslist personal ads before. Asking for any farmer that would be willing to let him spend some "bonding time" with his horse for just a little bit.

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cee134

Are you a women? If so, where are you from? Add me.

browneyedgirl749

cee134 wrote: »

Do you like riding horses on the beach? I like riding horses on the beach. I am riding horses on the beach right now. If you like riding horses on the beach then I'm your riding horses on the beach man. Lets go riding horses on the beach together. Please bring your own horse.

Save a horse ride a cowboy.

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draftsman28

Girl_with_muscles wrote: »

Attention:


...I don't like wearing trousers at all and much prefer yoga shorts or leggings and before you say leggings aren't pants.. yes they are. They are pants. Deal with it or I'll let the zombies eat you.

Leggings aren't pants and we love to see you in them, aversion to wearing any clothing preferred

LaPrincipessaFedele

Must love Boyz II Men and Justin Timberlake.

And Beethoven.

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draftsman28

LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »

Must love Boyz II Men and Justin Timberlake.

And Beethoven.

^^Mood music^^

TheRoadDog

Like Bald heads and Beards that smell like BBQ, Bourbon and Cigars? Like the feel of 103 cubic inches vibrating between your legs as we roll on down the highway? Like making sandwiches, fetching shots and speaking only when spoken to? Apply here. Not looking for the perfect woman. Looks not important. Just looking for a backseat rider with a relaxed moral attitude.

bigmuneymfp

Looking for good conversation......and a perverted mind!

bigmuneymfp

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bigmuneymfp wrote: »

Looking for good conversation......and a perverted mind!

I like going to the UK to loose weight because the shops here don't have what I want and tempt me with fattening foodz. Call me?

Will do!!

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mechell007

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Average insecure girl that reeks of cigarette smoke, bad decisions and regret with nice boobs looking for a flexible double jointed average male so we can have average offspring. Preferably you own your own winery/brewery with a pot farm in back. If you have a twin brother, is he open minded? I have some fantasies that need fulfilled.

What she said, just exchange nice boobs for booty.

bufnitzoiu

If you want a fat *kitten*, who likes beer, tells sexist jokes, likes to hang out with his friends, loves his bikes more than you, and is most likely to get you fat because i like cooking i'm your man:))))))