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    • Posts: 483 Member
      OutOfUserName wrote: »
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      not it... i like them mean

      I didn't ask you
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      Hey She's getting meaner! :p
    • Posts: 483 Member
      OutOfUserName wrote: »
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      lol chill im playing

      You said you liked them mean. How am I supposed to act? Tell meeee
    • Posts: 483 Member
      OutOfUserName wrote: »
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      you caught me off guard. im cooking and mfp....multitask!

      I've totally been joking this whole time since it's hard to tell on mfp ;)
    • Posts: 483 Member
      OutOfUserName wrote: »
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      whew! i thought you was serious :)

      Nah not on mfp. That's a waste of serious :)
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      OutOfUserName wrote: »
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      whew! i thought you was serious :)

      I was being serious ..now hurry up ..Im at gate 8 :D
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      OutOfUserName wrote: »
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      gate 8?? im at gate 8!

      Which airport?
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Oh ..I think I see you ..but..you're not a thumb..you lied to me..you mean your profile pic is a fake :( I was looking forward to a dirty big thumb :D
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      OutOfUserName wrote: »
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      lol you know what i look like joanna dont lie to me haha!

      And me likey >:)B) lol
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    • Posts: 999 Member
      LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »
      Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.

      How do you feel about aprons, cooking in heels, and sandwich making? Asking for a friend...
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    • Posts: 999 Member
      kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
      Seeking man with beard and tattoos. Must come with chainsaw. Several times. Intelligence is a must as well as him owning his own hair styling products. Must love kittens, but be looking for that one special kitten to be his very own.

      Brylcreem or Royal Crown?
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      Putting it out there. I'm a Brylcreem guy. A little dab will do ya.
    • Posts: 2,817 Member
      Vikka_V wrote: »
      If you are looking for a quiet girl who makes things awkward real quick when she does talk - that's me!

      I'm a horrible liar, and extremely picky, except when I can't make up my mind...then anything goes.

      I couldn't tell you what I'm looking for but I will know it when I see it.

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      I'm a unicorn quite often.
    • Posts: 2,817 Member
      edited May 2017
      LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »
      Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.

      You are awesome. I've never actually met a woman that wants to hear a man's opinion. They generally want to hear their own opinion in a man's voice :p
    • Posts: 2,014 Member
      *submits resume to be an awkward imaginary friend*
    • Posts: 33,069 Member
      kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
      Looking for attractive super hot physically fit mfp man to continuously tag me as his crush on crush threads, as his date on who do you want to date threads, and any thread in which popularity and good looks is a factor. Must make me feel superior to all others, quote my posts so others know I am his and call me babe.

      You forgot the part where he ignores you after about 3 weeks and has moved onto someone else.
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    • Posts: 1,046 Member
      edited May 2017
      kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
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      Oh I didn't forget. I have this thread starred so I'll see him (if I get any takers) advertising for a new mfp it girl! Then I'll post heartbroken song lyrics and sad haikus and place another personal ad. :D

      I feel like I've seen this once or twice before...
    • Posts: 33,069 Member
      kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
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      Oh I didn't forget. I have this thread starred so I'll see him (if I get any takers) advertising for a new mfp it girl! Then I'll post heartbroken song lyrics and sad haikus and place another personal ad. :D

      Oh good plan, that always makes them deactivate then you don't have to watch them falling in love with someone else instead.
    • Posts: 4,984 Member
      RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
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      Oh good plan, that always makes them deactivate then you don't have to watch them falling in love with someone else instead.

      You mean falling in lust?

    • Posts: 234 Member
      I like doritos, shooting guns, and anime. Oh yeah and spending way too much time in the gym. I'm looking for more doritos, guns, and anime. A unicorn would also be great!
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »
      Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.

      If also understand the need for a safe word, we can get along.
    • Posts: 4,984 Member
      Timshel_ wrote: »
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      If also understand the need for a safe word, we can get along.

      Both of these sound like it could be the next Fifty Shades movie
    • Posts: 4,984 Member
      Looking for adventurous man who won't cringe when I pull a lock box out from under the bed. Must be opened minded and don't run away screaming at the sound of a rubber glove being put on.
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    • Posts: 1,382 Member
      I'm looking for random hookups.....I came to MFP for dates and stayed because I actually started losing weight.....

      @lstrat115 @_notorious_ @toned_thugs_n_harmony
    • Posts: 4,984 Member
      _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
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      :lol:
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