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OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
not it... i like them mean
I didn't ask you1 -
Hey She's getting meaner!
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OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
not it... i like them mean
I didn't ask you
lol chill im playing
You said you liked them mean. How am I supposed to act? Tell meeee0 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
not it... i like them mean
I didn't ask you
lol chill im playing
You said you liked them mean. How am I supposed to act? Tell meeee
you caught me off guard. im cooking and mfp....multitask!
I've totally been joking this whole time since it's hard to tell on mfp
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OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
not it... i like them mean
I didn't ask you
lol chill im playing
You said you liked them mean. How am I supposed to act? Tell meeee
you caught me off guard. im cooking and mfp....multitask!
I've totally been joking this whole time since it's hard to tell on mfp
whew! i thought you was serious
Nah not on mfp. That's a waste of serious 0 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
not it... i like them mean
I didn't ask you
lol chill im playing
You said you liked them mean. How am I supposed to act? Tell meeee
you caught me off guard. im cooking and mfp....multitask!
I've totally been joking this whole time since it's hard to tell on mfp
whew! i thought you was serious
I was being serious ..now hurry up ..Im at gate 8
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OutOfUserName wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
not it... i like them mean
I didn't ask you
lol chill im playing
You said you liked them mean. How am I supposed to act? Tell meeee
you caught me off guard. im cooking and mfp....multitask!
I've totally been joking this whole time since it's hard to tell on mfp
whew! i thought you was serious
I was being serious ..now hurry up ..Im at gate 8
gate 8?? im at gate 8!
Which airport?0 -
Oh ..I think I see you ..but..you're not a thumb..you lied to me..you mean your profile pic is a fake
I was looking forward to a dirty big thumb 1 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Oh ..I think I see you ..but..you're not a thumb..you lied to me..you mean your profile pic is a fake I was looking forward to a dirty big thumb
lol you know what i look like joanna dont lie to me haha!
And me likey
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LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
How do you feel about aprons, cooking in heels, and sandwich making? Asking for a friend...0 -
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Seeking man with beard and tattoos. Must come with chainsaw. Several times. Intelligence is a must as well as him owning his own hair styling products. Must love kittens, but be looking for that one special kitten to be his very own.
Brylcreem or Royal Crown?0 -
Putting it out there. I'm a Brylcreem guy. A little dab will do ya.1
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If you are looking for a quiet girl who makes things awkward real quick when she does talk - that's me!
I'm a horrible liar, and extremely picky, except when I can't make up my mind...then anything goes.
I couldn't tell you what I'm looking for but I will know it when I see it.
I'm a unicorn quite often.0 -
LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
You are awesome. I've never actually met a woman that wants to hear a man's opinion. They generally want to hear their own opinion in a man's voice 1 -
*submits resume to be an awkward imaginary friend*2
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Looking for attractive super hot physically fit mfp man to continuously tag me as his crush on crush threads, as his date on who do you want to date threads, and any thread in which popularity and good looks is a factor. Must make me feel superior to all others, quote my posts so others know I am his and call me babe.
You forgot the part where he ignores you after about 3 weeks and has moved onto someone else.1 -
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Looking for attractive super hot physically fit mfp man to continuously tag me as his crush on crush threads, as his date on who do you want to date threads, and any thread in which popularity and good looks is a factor. Must make me feel superior to all others, quote my posts so others know I am his and call me babe.
You forgot the part where he ignores you after about 3 weeks and has moved onto someone else.
Oh I didn't forget. I have this thread starred so I'll see him (if I get any takers) advertising for a new mfp it girl! Then I'll post heartbroken song lyrics and sad haikus and place another personal ad.
I feel like I've seen this once or twice before...0 -
kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Looking for attractive super hot physically fit mfp man to continuously tag me as his crush on crush threads, as his date on who do you want to date threads, and any thread in which popularity and good looks is a factor. Must make me feel superior to all others, quote my posts so others know I am his and call me babe.
You forgot the part where he ignores you after about 3 weeks and has moved onto someone else.
Oh I didn't forget. I have this thread starred so I'll see him (if I get any takers) advertising for a new mfp it girl! Then I'll post heartbroken song lyrics and sad haikus and place another personal ad.
Oh good plan, that always makes them deactivate then you don't have to watch them falling in love with someone else instead.1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Looking for attractive super hot physically fit mfp man to continuously tag me as his crush on crush threads, as his date on who do you want to date threads, and any thread in which popularity and good looks is a factor. Must make me feel superior to all others, quote my posts so others know I am his and call me babe.
You forgot the part where he ignores you after about 3 weeks and has moved onto someone else.
Oh I didn't forget. I have this thread starred so I'll see him (if I get any takers) advertising for a new mfp it girl! Then I'll post heartbroken song lyrics and sad haikus and place another personal ad.
Oh good plan, that always makes them deactivate then you don't have to watch them falling in love with someone else instead.
You mean falling in lust?
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I like doritos, shooting guns, and anime. Oh yeah and spending way too much time in the gym. I'm looking for more doritos, guns, and anime. A unicorn would also be great!1
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LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
If also understand the need for a safe word, we can get along.0 -
LaPrincipessaFedele wrote: »Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
If also understand the need for a safe word, we can get along.
Both of these sound like it could be the next Fifty Shades movie1 -
Looking for adventurous man who won't cringe when I pull a lock box out from under the bed. Must be opened minded and don't run away screaming at the sound of a rubber glove being put on.3
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I'm looking for random hookups.....I came to MFP for dates and stayed because I actually started losing weight.....
@lstrat115 @_notorious_ @toned_thugs_n_harmony1 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Looking for adventurous man who won't cringe when I pull a lock box out from under the bed. Must be opened minded and don't run away screaming at the sound of a rubber glove being put on.
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