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I'm not here to lose weight... not here to make friends...don't need any advice as I'm already better at my craft.. I'm just here cause I'm bored and like to troll a little0
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I'm not good at it to be honest0
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Hahaha0
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OutOfUserName wrote: »
You know men to well. I'm the most underrated person here0 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »
Finish your thoughts0 -
Wanted: a spooning partner who doesn't radiant heat and buys me all the food I want.0
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »Wanted: a spooning partner who doesn't radiant heat and buys me all the food I want.
If you find one keep them forever!0 -
I have nothing witty to add, but I think I may have fallen in love with everyone in this thread3
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My name is Michael. I am an extraordinarily average guy living am everyday AMAZING life. I have been many people over it and I am very happy with who I have become and where I am now. I am seeking a kindred spirit to live out my days with. A friend, a confidant, and a lover. I am lighthearted, easy going, and humor and laughter are daily medicines. I am not a typical man and have no need to prove anything, be some prideful alpha, or try to impress people with forced machismo. I want someone to accept me for who I am, not to change me to who they think I should be or some fantasy they have had all their life. I don't need anyone to complete me in any way, but I am looking for someone to compliment my life. I am not an amazing lover or hung like a porn star, famous like a rock star, or rich. I am not a sugar daddy, I don't want a trophy wife, or a person who doesn't have a career or some endeavor in life they work at for fulfillment. I am very easy going and don't need "things", but look to gain experiences and connections.
Must be willing to travel, and travel light with no plan except to go.
I focus on earth where I reside to keep me grounded, but keep an eye to the stars to remind me there is more. We both should believe in a balance between mind, body, and spirit. With that, being active and positive is also a must (I haven't watched a TV series since MASH and I wouldn't fit well with you if that is important or something you give a lot of time to). I am a reader and a thinker, so if you can stimulate my mind you will have captured ever part of me.
I want someone honest. I want someone I can trust who is faithful. I want someone who sees me - the real me - and that is who they fall for. That is exactly what I am offering and what I look for too.
Must be able to tolerate my positive attitude and my judicious use of the word AMAZING.
*puts hand up* pick me , pick me1 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Your_Malice wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Sleazy sex kitten with daddy issues, just looking for the right man to come along. I love making sammiches, cleaning and doing laundry, I should mention I like doing chores while in the nude (hope that doesn't put anyone off) I can sit and wistfully listen to all your problems (don't worry about my problems I don't have any)
You are perfect!
I am programmed to please
Just don't catch me on a bad day
just throw that ecig away and were good
That ecig is in the bin, get your coat
i hope youre good with my screw it, ill wing it attitude
I love a screw it and wing it attitude...just sayin0 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Your_Malice wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Sleazy sex kitten with daddy issues, just looking for the right man to come along. I love making sammiches, cleaning and doing laundry, I should mention I like doing chores while in the nude (hope that doesn't put anyone off) I can sit and wistfully listen to all your problems (don't worry about my problems I don't have any)
You are perfect!
I am programmed to please
Just don't catch me on a bad day
just throw that ecig away and were good
That ecig is in the bin, get your coat
i hope youre good with my screw it, ill wing it attitude
I love a screw it and wing it attitude...just sayin
hahaha! screw it lets do this jo
:smooched: plane ticket bought...Im on my way1 -
Avocado_Angel wrote: »Sleazy sex kitten with daddy issues, just looking for the right man to come along. I love making sammiches, cleaning and doing laundry, I should mention I like doing chores while in the nude (hope that doesn't put anyone off) I can sit and wistfully listen to all your problems (don't worry about my problems I don't have any)
It's a trap!!! I'm sure i've seen "CRAZY" written somewere on the gold wraping:))))))1 -
If you are bored, hit me up... 39/m Wisconsin here... I am fun, and a great person to talk to0
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