MFP Personals
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Looking for adventurous man who won't cringe when I pull a lock box out from under the bed. Must be opened minded and don't run away screaming at the sound of a rubber glove being put on.
We have a bag so your lock box will be like show and ... uhm ...
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Looking for a man with 'stamina' to share with 3-5 of my closest frenemies...we will fight over you, it won't be pretty...be forewarned you will be "loved" if not actually ripped apart by rivalry.4
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What I want from you:
- for you to do what I want, when I want, how I want...but if you do I won't really respect you
- basically be "on call" for whatever I require/desire and then go away
What you'll get from me:
- I couldn't tell you...I'm guessing not much
According to my self-destructive history, you're exactly the person for me!0 -
Hello everyone0
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Looking for adventurous man who won't cringe when I pull a lock box out from under the bed. Must be opened minded and don't run away screaming at the sound of a rubber glove being put on.
We have a bag so your lock box will be like show and ... uhm ...
hey now!! 0 -
kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Looking for intelligent tech type man to speak "nerdy" to me. Calling out quadratic equations during sexy time is a plus. Explanation of how computers work and the ability to explain in terms I'll never understand is a must. Glasses optional.
I'm not a guy but I speak discrete mathematics propositional logic. I can build a system, install a full development stack, including design applications, and then write you a beautiful, compact web application that might woo you in 50 lines of code or less 0 -
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Looking for intelligent tech type man to speak "nerdy" to me. Calling out quadratic equations during sexy time is a plus. Explanation of how computers work and the ability to explain in terms I'll never understand is a must. Glasses optional.
I'm not a guy but I speak discrete mathematics propositional logic. I can build a system, install a full development stack, including design applications, and then write you a beautiful, compact web application that might woo you in 50 lines of code or less
That's hot1 -
kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Looking for mfp husband. Must be married in real life....single available men are not as appealing. Must be willing to make me feel special above all others, have the ability to make me smile, laugh and send me messages to not only brighten my day but also to prove you are thinking about me at least three times a day (preferably with meals). Telling me how beautiful you think I am is a must, especially on the days that I resemble Richard Simmons on a bender. Will receive payment of two banana peels and a handful of graham cracker crumbs. (Mentioning that I look only about 25 years old will earn you a bonus donut. ) Serious inquiries need not apply.
Bah, I fit most of that, but a true MFP husband runs his eHarem non-exclusive even if he tells each girl it is exclusive. Gotta turn ya down.2 -
If you think I’m going to love you—you’re right. Clingy, over-emotional and socially draining woman, 41. Once you’ve got me, you can never ever leave me. Not ever! Prone to maniacal bursts of crying, usually followed by excitable and uncontrollable laughter. Life is a roller coaster; you’ve just got to hop on and ride it.3
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Looking for mfp husband. Must be married in real life....single available men are not as appealing. Must be willing to make me feel special above all others, have the ability to make me smile, laugh and send me messages to not only brighten my day but also to prove you are thinking about me at least three times a day (preferably with meals). Telling me how beautiful you think I am is a must, especially on the days that I resemble Richard Simmons on a bender. Will receive payment of two banana peels and a handful of graham cracker crumbs. (Mentioning that I look only about 25 years old will earn you a bonus donut. ) Serious inquiries need not apply.
All I read was banana.
Edit: and donut.0 -
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »If you think I’m going to love you—you’re right. Clingy, over-emotional and socially draining woman, 41. Once you’ve got me, you can never ever leave me. Not ever!
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »If you think I’m going to love you—you’re right. Clingy, over-emotional and socially draining woman, 41. Once you’ve got me, you can never ever leave me. Not ever!
I already bought my one way plane ticket....0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »If you think I’m going to love you—you’re right. Clingy, over-emotional and socially draining woman, 41. Once you’ve got me, you can never ever leave me. Not ever!
I already bought my one way plane ticket....
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »If you think I’m going to love you—you’re right. Clingy, over-emotional and socially draining woman, 41. Once you’ve got me, you can never ever leave me. Not ever!
I already bought my one way plane ticket....
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »If you think I’m going to love you—you’re right. Clingy, over-emotional and socially draining woman, 41. Once you’ve got me, you can never ever leave me. Not ever!
I already bought my one way plane ticket....
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I was checking you out, but.....wth?
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »If you think I’m going to love you—you’re right. Clingy, over-emotional and socially draining woman, 41. Once you’ve got me, you can never ever leave me. Not ever!
I already bought my one way plane ticket....
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OutOfUserName wrote: »if youre breathing and have 3 holes. im your guy You're a man of few words, I dig it. 0
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OutOfUserName wrote: »if youre breathing and have 3 holes. im your guy
Straight and to the point. I like it.0 -
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OutOfUserName wrote: »if youre breathing and have 3 holes. im your guy
I guess I qualify. I might not be mean enough though0 -
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I love sharks, but unfortunately i'm poor 0
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Seeking a fun lady to hang out with who will share her husband/boyfriend with me
What you'll get:
- time off from your relationship
- to watch us you choose
- backup for whatever you may need
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »if youre breathing and have 3 holes. im your guy
Does one need to be awake?
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This is both sad and humorous at the same time.0
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