Of refeeds and diet breaks

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  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    anubis609 wrote: »
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    mmapags wrote: »
    I've been incorporating refeeds every Wednesday and Saturday and it's been working TREMENDOUSLY, I had a 2.5 lbs loss this week alone.!

    For refeeds to be optimal, they are best done 2 days in a row. I highly recommend you listen to the podcast back on page 1 that was the start of this discussion.

    I really need to get on with writing that tl;dr synopsis...

    Ah gad yeah, thanks for the reminder.. I partied a little too hard Saturday night and spent the rest of Sunday recovering :smiley:

    Just as an aside, refeeds can be either done for longer (>2 consecutive days) or more frequently (2-3 maintenance refeeds spaced evenly throughout the week) for more or less the same effect. Basically you're either creating a large pulse or you're creating several small pulses throughout the week to maintain regulation. Again, all in the context of being already within optimal bf% - this is subjective according to each person, but generally within the lean-normal range for sustainability and the least amount of correlative health risks (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_fat_percentage)

    And just to add *that* much more to the pending TL;DR synopsis - Lyle talks about dieting strategies and control within flexible dieting

    https://www.bodyrecomposition.com/fat-loss/fat-loss-fundamentals/introduction-dieting-part-1.html/

    https://www.bodyrecomposition.com/fat-loss/fat-loss-fundamentals/an-introduction-to-dieting-part-2.html/

    No worries, was my project/suggestion, just...distracted squirrel!! Some of it is formed in my head (this is how I work, write in my head, then on paper, or computer as the case may be, though there may be handwritten notes too).

    So, if you were doing pulse refeeds, would you not have needed to do a diet break first, or institute them from the get go, for them to mitigate falling leptin levels effectively? I can see how that would work - start with decent leptin, never let it fall (much) b/c you're bumping your cals to normal every few days.

    My lower abdomen is disproportionately distended on one side :D Goes nicely with the lumpy thighs that things literally sink into like sludge.
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Oh man, that truly sucks @GottaBurnEmAll :\

    And don't worry, you were all meant to get a laugh from my lawn mowing outfit. Evil long bits of grass and its seeds have been dealt to, now die, you *kitten*!!!!

    Ovulation weight is in play. And this would be a month where my left ovary tries to kill me, wouldn't it (cyst)??? Can't take ibuprofen, can't have a hot bath. Have taken paracetamol and have a hot water bottle on it. Will pop some codeine if it gets to that point. So, now up 1.7 kg total.

    Oh, shall I give you some laughs about the "good" old days about having your period and killer cramps when the only pain killer on the market was aspirin?

    Good times man, good times.

    Then I can tell you about belts.

    Ah belts, the good old days.

    When I used to get horrible periods no painkiller helped. Was just dreadful. I am very grateful to live somewhere that the pill is free!

    You are a youngun'! They must have had belts linger a lot longer over there than they did here. Then again, I'm remembering now that I stopped using them before the self-sticks were introduced because there was one time I got caught out and bought a pad from the dispenser in my grade school... and it came with safety pins to attach. Well, I thought that was brilliant. I immediately switched to that method of attachment from then until they introduced the sticky type.

    I never used them, I remember being shown them for some reason though. I have also had (brand new) vintage ones in my possession before too.
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    I know of them from my mum. I think she still had some (the pad bit) and I was highly confused as to how it stayed put!
  • GottaBurnEmAll
    GottaBurnEmAll Posts: 7,722 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Oh man, that truly sucks @GottaBurnEmAll :\

    And don't worry, you were all meant to get a laugh from my lawn mowing outfit. Evil long bits of grass and its seeds have been dealt to, now die, you *kitten*!!!!

    Ovulation weight is in play. And this would be a month where my left ovary tries to kill me, wouldn't it (cyst)??? Can't take ibuprofen, can't have a hot bath. Have taken paracetamol and have a hot water bottle on it. Will pop some codeine if it gets to that point. So, now up 1.7 kg total.

    Oh, shall I give you some laughs about the "good" old days about having your period and killer cramps when the only pain killer on the market was aspirin?

    Good times man, good times.

    Then I can tell you about belts.

    Ah belts, the good old days.

    When I used to get horrible periods no painkiller helped. Was just dreadful. I am very grateful to live somewhere that the pill is free!

    You are a youngun'! They must have had belts linger a lot longer over there than they did here. Then again, I'm remembering now that I stopped using them before the self-sticks were introduced because there was one time I got caught out and bought a pad from the dispenser in my grade school... and it came with safety pins to attach. Well, I thought that was brilliant. I immediately switched to that method of attachment from then until they introduced the sticky type.

    I never used them, I remember being shown them for some reason though. I have also had (brand new) vintage ones in my possession before too.

    I never got on with tampons. Only ever used them for swimming and the beach.

    I bet you, collector of vintage things, would have loved what my mother got me. It was a "You're Becoming a Woman" sort of kit thingy from Kotex, with a book, some supplies, a belt, some undies with straps to hold a pad in place (I loved those), and I forget what else.
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Oh man, that truly sucks @GottaBurnEmAll :\

    And don't worry, you were all meant to get a laugh from my lawn mowing outfit. Evil long bits of grass and its seeds have been dealt to, now die, you *kitten*!!!!

    Ovulation weight is in play. And this would be a month where my left ovary tries to kill me, wouldn't it (cyst)??? Can't take ibuprofen, can't have a hot bath. Have taken paracetamol and have a hot water bottle on it. Will pop some codeine if it gets to that point. So, now up 1.7 kg total.

    Oh, shall I give you some laughs about the "good" old days about having your period and killer cramps when the only pain killer on the market was aspirin?

    Good times man, good times.

    Then I can tell you about belts.

    Ah belts, the good old days.

    When I used to get horrible periods no painkiller helped. Was just dreadful. I am very grateful to live somewhere that the pill is free!

    You are a youngun'! They must have had belts linger a lot longer over there than they did here. Then again, I'm remembering now that I stopped using them before the self-sticks were introduced because there was one time I got caught out and bought a pad from the dispenser in my grade school... and it came with safety pins to attach. Well, I thought that was brilliant. I immediately switched to that method of attachment from then until they introduced the sticky type.

    I never used them, I remember being shown them for some reason though. I have also had (brand new) vintage ones in my possession before too.

    I never got on with tampons. Only ever used them for swimming and the beach.

    I bet you, collector of vintage things, would have loved what my mother got me. It was a "You're Becoming a Woman" sort of kit thingy from Kotex, with a book, some supplies, a belt, some undies with straps to hold a pad in place (I loved those), and I forget what else.

    With you on the T's. Now that was a traumatic experience, and the females in my presence, mother included, just thought it was funny. Emotionally scarred for life.
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Oh man, that truly sucks @GottaBurnEmAll :\

    And don't worry, you were all meant to get a laugh from my lawn mowing outfit. Evil long bits of grass and its seeds have been dealt to, now die, you *kitten*!!!!

    Ovulation weight is in play. And this would be a month where my left ovary tries to kill me, wouldn't it (cyst)??? Can't take ibuprofen, can't have a hot bath. Have taken paracetamol and have a hot water bottle on it. Will pop some codeine if it gets to that point. So, now up 1.7 kg total.

    Oh, shall I give you some laughs about the "good" old days about having your period and killer cramps when the only pain killer on the market was aspirin?

    Good times man, good times.

    Then I can tell you about belts.

    Ah belts, the good old days.

    When I used to get horrible periods no painkiller helped. Was just dreadful. I am very grateful to live somewhere that the pill is free!

    You are a youngun'! They must have had belts linger a lot longer over there than they did here. Then again, I'm remembering now that I stopped using them before the self-sticks were introduced because there was one time I got caught out and bought a pad from the dispenser in my grade school... and it came with safety pins to attach. Well, I thought that was brilliant. I immediately switched to that method of attachment from then until they introduced the sticky type.

    I never used them, I remember being shown them for some reason though. I have also had (brand new) vintage ones in my possession before too.

    I never got on with tampons. Only ever used them for swimming and the beach.

    I bet you, collector of vintage things, would have loved what my mother got me. It was a "You're Becoming a Woman" sort of kit thingy from Kotex, with a book, some supplies, a belt, some undies with straps to hold a pad in place (I loved those), and I forget what else.

    I'm actually a discerning vintager aka era snob. Pre-60s for the most part for me. Though that's me making an assumption we're talking post 60s!
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    The nicest thing about menopause is that ALL of this is just distant memories.

    If it weren't for the fact doctors are really really reluctant to whip out child bearing age women's baby making bits if there's no medical need I'd do it. Then my mental meds could stop interfering with cycle and the pill. And I could stop buying sanitary products. I'm too old to donate eggs as well now so literally no use to me or anyone else at this point!
  • GottaBurnEmAll
    GottaBurnEmAll Posts: 7,722 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Oh man, that truly sucks @GottaBurnEmAll :\

    And don't worry, you were all meant to get a laugh from my lawn mowing outfit. Evil long bits of grass and its seeds have been dealt to, now die, you *kitten*!!!!

    Ovulation weight is in play. And this would be a month where my left ovary tries to kill me, wouldn't it (cyst)??? Can't take ibuprofen, can't have a hot bath. Have taken paracetamol and have a hot water bottle on it. Will pop some codeine if it gets to that point. So, now up 1.7 kg total.

    Oh, shall I give you some laughs about the "good" old days about having your period and killer cramps when the only pain killer on the market was aspirin?

    Good times man, good times.

    Then I can tell you about belts.

    Ah belts, the good old days.

    When I used to get horrible periods no painkiller helped. Was just dreadful. I am very grateful to live somewhere that the pill is free!

    You are a youngun'! They must have had belts linger a lot longer over there than they did here. Then again, I'm remembering now that I stopped using them before the self-sticks were introduced because there was one time I got caught out and bought a pad from the dispenser in my grade school... and it came with safety pins to attach. Well, I thought that was brilliant. I immediately switched to that method of attachment from then until they introduced the sticky type.

    I never used them, I remember being shown them for some reason though. I have also had (brand new) vintage ones in my possession before too.

    I never got on with tampons. Only ever used them for swimming and the beach.

    I bet you, collector of vintage things, would have loved what my mother got me. It was a "You're Becoming a Woman" sort of kit thingy from Kotex, with a book, some supplies, a belt, some undies with straps to hold a pad in place (I loved those), and I forget what else.

    I'm actually a discerning vintager aka era snob. Pre-60s for the most part for me. Though that's me making an assumption we're talking post 60s!

    She bought it right at the cusp of it being the 70's. So it was likely late 60's. She wanted to be prepared.
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    The nicest thing about menopause is that ALL of this is just distant memories.

    If it weren't for the fact doctors are really really reluctant to whip out child bearing age women's baby making bits if there's no medical need I'd do it. Then my mental meds could stop interfering with cycle and the pill. And I could stop buying sanitary products. I'm too old to donate eggs as well now so literally no use to me or anyone else at this point!

    Same.

    And actual TOM is such a non-event. My body does this big song and dance in the lead up and then...even ovulation recently has been a guessing game as to when it happens, because I haven't even been having a little 'ping', just the water weight. Should have known that was leading up to something!!
  • maybyn
    maybyn Posts: 233 Member
    I also really appreciate all the sharing done here. It helps knowing others' experiences.

    I never knew about such large gains from water (well, I knew in theory from this thread) but it wasn't until I read accounts of actual experiences that I became aware.

    Re data, one of the reasons I stopped using Happy Scale was due to the jumps in weight and this was the same reason I stopped using a spreadsheet which I found on this forum that calculated TDEE using weight lost over a period of time. Another reason was that I stopped weighing daily too.

    anubis609 wrote: »
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    mmapags wrote: »
    I've been incorporating refeeds every Wednesday and Saturday and it's been working TREMENDOUSLY, I had a 2.5 lbs loss this week alone.!

    For refeeds to be optimal, they are best done 2 days in a row. I highly recommend you listen to the podcast back on page 1 that was the start of this discussion.

    I really need to get on with writing that tl;dr synopsis...

    Ah gad yeah, thanks for the reminder.. I partied a little too hard Saturday night and spent the rest of Sunday recovering :smiley:

    Just as an aside, refeeds can be either done for longer (>2 consecutive days) or more frequently (2-3 maintenance refeeds spaced evenly throughout the week) for more or less the same effect. Basically you're either creating a large pulse or you're creating several small pulses throughout the week to maintain regulation. Again, all in the context of being already within optimal bf% - this is subjective according to each person, but generally within the lean-normal range for sustainability and the least amount of correlative health risks (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_fat_percentage)

    And just to add *that* much more to the pending TL;DR synopsis - Lyle talks about dieting strategies and control within flexible dieting

    https://www.bodyrecomposition.com/fat-loss/fat-loss-fundamentals/introduction-dieting-part-1.html/

    https://www.bodyrecomposition.com/fat-loss/fat-loss-fundamentals/an-introduction-to-dieting-part-2.html/

    Yeah, mine was 3 days though only slight changes in macros since I was taking in so much carbs already in my normal diet.
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    maybyn wrote: »
    I also really appreciate all the sharing done here. It helps knowing others' experiences.

    I never knew about such large gains from water (well, I knew in theory from this thread) but it wasn't until I read accounts of actual experiences that I became aware.

    Re data, one of the reasons I stopped using Happy Scale was due to the jumps in weight and this was the same reason I stopped using a spreadsheet which I found on this forum that calculated TDEE using weight lost over a period of time. Another reason was that I stopped weighing daily too.

    anubis609 wrote: »
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    mmapags wrote: »
    I've been incorporating refeeds every Wednesday and Saturday and it's been working TREMENDOUSLY, I had a 2.5 lbs loss this week alone.!

    For refeeds to be optimal, they are best done 2 days in a row. I highly recommend you listen to the podcast back on page 1 that was the start of this discussion.

    I really need to get on with writing that tl;dr synopsis...

    Ah gad yeah, thanks for the reminder.. I partied a little too hard Saturday night and spent the rest of Sunday recovering :smiley:

    Just as an aside, refeeds can be either done for longer (>2 consecutive days) or more frequently (2-3 maintenance refeeds spaced evenly throughout the week) for more or less the same effect. Basically you're either creating a large pulse or you're creating several small pulses throughout the week to maintain regulation. Again, all in the context of being already within optimal bf% - this is subjective according to each person, but generally within the lean-normal range for sustainability and the least amount of correlative health risks (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_fat_percentage)

    And just to add *that* much more to the pending TL;DR synopsis - Lyle talks about dieting strategies and control within flexible dieting

    https://www.bodyrecomposition.com/fat-loss/fat-loss-fundamentals/introduction-dieting-part-1.html/

    https://www.bodyrecomposition.com/fat-loss/fat-loss-fundamentals/an-introduction-to-dieting-part-2.html/

    Yeah, mine was 3 days though only slight changes in macros since I was taking in so much carbs already in my normal diet.

    Generally hormonal blips will just flatline me for a few days, and the last couple of months they'd lined up nicely with refeeds, so easily ignored. That's shifted now, but who know's, I could be at goal under this sea of water and not have to even think about it anymore :D Using diet breaks and refeeds has really helped me get over the frustration of water fluctuations though. And atm I am so beyond caring.
  • maybyn
    maybyn Posts: 233 Member
    @Nony_Mouse, I have to say I was surprised when you predicted 4.5kg lol (as you may have guessed per my previous comment about not possibly going over 3.5kg!!). Hope it goes away quickly for you.
    heybales wrote: »
    And this concept doesn't even really include the usual fact of having much better workouts - transforming the body even more than possible at steep deficit.

    So even when weight isn't lost as fast - the body can look like it has faster.

    I'm only an n=1 but can attest to this as well as an increased NEAT. My step count literally doubled between Oct and Nov not only because of purposeful exercise but also moving more.

    And re your Just My TDEE spreadsheet gave me a way higher number than any other online calculator. I tried to key in as accurate data as possible and I'll try going up to that level.

    Thanks for this!
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    maybyn wrote: »
    @Nony_Mouse, I have to say I was surprised when you predicted 4.5kg lol (as you may have guessed per my previous comment about not possibly going over 3.5kg!!). Hope it goes away quickly for you.

    Haha, yeah, I was extrapolating from the first couple of days, assuming it would be fairly linear. Apparently not, thank god. I cannot imagine carrying 10 lbs of water weight. I'm squidgy enough with just the 1 kg from pred and the 700g from ovulation!!

    O weight will dissipate within a couple of days. I'm assuming today is egg popping day from the sheer pain.
  • Maxxitt
    Maxxitt Posts: 1,281 Member
  • dancefit2015
    dancefit2015 Posts: 236 Member
    I'm going to start paying more attention to my weight along side my deficit because my weight has been lower than expected. It's TOM, and I just finished a reefed and I even went 500 cal over maintenance and I weighed the exact same this morning as I did before the reefed/TOM. I've also been way hungrier than usual since I increased my protein which surprised me. Felt fine eating a larger deficit at about 50 g of protein but at 100g I can be starving after eating all my calories for the day. Opposite of what I was expecting.
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    I'm going to start paying more attention to my weight along side my deficit because my weight has been lower than expected. It's TOM, and I just finished a reefed and I even went 500 cal over maintenance and I weighed the exact same this morning as I did before the reefed/TOM. I've also been way hungrier than usual since I increased my protein which surprised me. Felt fine eating a larger deficit at about 50 g of protein but at 100g I can be starving after eating all my calories for the day. Opposite of what I was expecting.

    Huh, interesting! You may be one of the few people for whom protein isn't satiating?

    Also, I mentioned a couple (or more!) pages ago, my weight dropped at the end of first week of diet break, and I think it was the increased late luteal BMR thing. Geez, could anyone fail more at a diet break than I just did?? :D Definitely something I will be looking at when I transition to maintenance (real maintenance, not invalid maintenance).
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I'm going to start paying more attention to my weight along side my deficit because my weight has been lower than expected. It's TOM, and I just finished a reefed and I even went 500 cal over maintenance and I weighed the exact same this morning as I did before the reefed/TOM. I've also been way hungrier than usual since I increased my protein which surprised me. Felt fine eating a larger deficit at about 50 g of protein but at 100g I can be starving after eating all my calories for the day. Opposite of what I was expecting.

    What were your sources of protein and what was your activity like leading up to the increased protein? I remember you were feeling the effects of DOMS last week, which in itself is a very energy demanding process to repair and recover.
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    anubis609 wrote: »
    I'm going to start paying more attention to my weight along side my deficit because my weight has been lower than expected. It's TOM, and I just finished a reefed and I even went 500 cal over maintenance and I weighed the exact same this morning as I did before the reefed/TOM. I've also been way hungrier than usual since I increased my protein which surprised me. Felt fine eating a larger deficit at about 50 g of protein but at 100g I can be starving after eating all my calories for the day. Opposite of what I was expecting.

    What were your sources of protein and what was your activity like leading up to the increased protein? I remember you were feeling the effects of DOMS last week, which in itself is a very energy demanding process to repair and recover.

    Oh yeah, good point on the DOMS/repair!!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    anubis609 wrote: »
    I'm going to start paying more attention to my weight along side my deficit because my weight has been lower than expected. It's TOM, and I just finished a reefed and I even went 500 cal over maintenance and I weighed the exact same this morning as I did before the reefed/TOM. I've also been way hungrier than usual since I increased my protein which surprised me. Felt fine eating a larger deficit at about 50 g of protein but at 100g I can be starving after eating all my calories for the day. Opposite of what I was expecting.

    What were your sources of protein and what was your activity like leading up to the increased protein? I remember you were feeling the effects of DOMS last week, which in itself is a very energy demanding process to repair and recover.

    Oh yeah, good point on the DOMS/repair!!

    Gracias! And besides DOMS, if activity increased just recently, delayed hormonal response (hormonal adaptation) could be manifesting now as increased appetite. That and I had to ask protein source because natural > supplements, as common sensical as it sounds, but even if studies show the satiating properties of supplemental protein, they were consumed prior to meals (preload) https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3295702/ ... even with plant based nutrition, just to use broccoli as an example, you'd need to consume roughly 8 lbs of it to equal about 100g of digestible protein. If someone could still be hungry after that, I'd suggest some expansion into an omnivore diet lol.
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    I'm going to start paying more attention to my weight along side my deficit because my weight has been lower than expected. It's TOM, and I just finished a reefed and I even went 500 cal over maintenance and I weighed the exact same this morning as I did before the reefed/TOM. I've also been way hungrier than usual since I increased my protein which surprised me. Felt fine eating a larger deficit at about 50 g of protein but at 100g I can be starving after eating all my calories for the day. Opposite of what I was expecting.

    Curious, what has your fat intake done with the increase of calories going to protein?
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    You'd think repair needs would be forefront in my brain right now, wouldn't you?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    You'd think repair needs would be forefront in my brain right now, wouldn't you?

    Well, I'd say it's a safe priority to have on top of allergen prevention. All the other *kitten* can wait until later to freak out over. :lol:
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    anubis609 wrote: »
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    You'd think repair needs would be forefront in my brain right now, wouldn't you?

    Well, I'd say it's a safe priority to have on top of allergen prevention. All the other *kitten* can wait until later to freak out over. :lol:

    Trying!!

    And I've already told my body it has one week to shed that pred weight. That's plenty.
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    I wish stern talks worked on my body. It didn’t get the memo it doesn’t have to be aa contrary as my brain.
  • dancefit2015
    dancefit2015 Posts: 236 Member
    anubis609 wrote: »
    I'm going to start paying more attention to my weight along side my deficit because my weight has been lower than expected. It's TOM, and I just finished a reefed and I even went 500 cal over maintenance and I weighed the exact same this morning as I did before the reefed/TOM. I've also been way hungrier than usual since I increased my protein which surprised me. Felt fine eating a larger deficit at about 50 g of protein but at 100g I can be starving after eating all my calories for the day. Opposite of what I was expecting.

    What were your sources of protein and what was your activity like leading up to the increased protein? I remember you were feeling the effects of DOMS last week, which in itself is a very energy demanding process to repair and recover.

    I thought DOMS could've had something to do with it! The days that I was the most sore were the days I was the most hungry. And I got about 21 grams from supplement and the rest from plants/dairy.
    I'm going to start paying more attention to my weight along side my deficit because my weight has been lower than expected. It's TOM, and I just finished a reefed and I even went 500 cal over maintenance and I weighed the exact same this morning as I did before the reefed/TOM. I've also been way hungrier than usual since I increased my protein which surprised me. Felt fine eating a larger deficit at about 50 g of protein but at 100g I can be starving after eating all my calories for the day. Opposite of what I was expecting.

    Curious, what has your fat intake done with the increase of calories going to protein?

    Well everything kind of went up together because I started eating more calories, but looking at percentages, fat and protein both went up, carbs going down.
  • dancefit2015
    dancefit2015 Posts: 236 Member
    In the past week my calories deficit should've had me losing 0.68 of a lb, but I lost 1.7 lbs. I need to look at more data than a week of course, but this has me intrigued.
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    I wish stern talks worked on my body. It didn’t get the memo it doesn’t have to be aa contrary as my brain.

    Well, we'll see if it actually listens...