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I was kidnapped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things to me.4 -
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller3 -
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
It cuts like a knife3 -
Whoever determines the funniest one liner comedians needs to check y’all’s out because this is comedy gold.0
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I only have nine toes.
She's lack toes intolerant.7 -
piggy_smalls wrote: »My girlfriend broke up with me because I only have nine toes.
She's lack toes intolerant.
😂😂😂 you win0 -
piggy_smalls wrote: »My girlfriend broke up with me because I only have nine toes.
She's lack toes intolerant.
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My dad died because I couldn't remember his blood type. With his last breath, he whispered in my ear, "be positive". I try but it's hard without him.10
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I saw an artist who used different cuts of steak to make portraits of people.
It was a rare medium but it was well done.5 -
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
Hold onto your nuts, this will be no ordinary blow job.5 -
The worst pub i’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
It was a vile inn.4 -
Princessp378 wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
Hold onto your nuts, this will be no ordinary blow job.
Oh! I'm using this one! 😂
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KUMEcyclingteam wrote: »A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Dyslexics, UNTIE!2 -
Just watched an illegal immigrant get into a fight with Prince Andrew.
Alien Vs Predator.2 -
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on a head, I gotta give these two a lift.4 -
What do you call a small mother?
A minimum
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you know what the worst thing about wearing crocs is?
when its raining outside your socks get wet4 -
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Why did the Invisible Man turn the job down?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
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