Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...

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  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I was wondering why I heard music coming from my printer ....

    Turns out the paper was jamming

    🤣🤣 I like this 1
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,289 Member
    I have a step ladder.


    .... I never knew my real ladder.
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I have a step ladder.


    .... I never knew my real ladder.

    😂😂
  • drmwc
    drmwc Posts: 762 Member
    What car did Pavarotti drive?

    The Nissan Dormer.
  • my_gatorgirl_8
    my_gatorgirl_8 Posts: 125 Member
    What do you wear that can be seen, but when you take it off it disappears?


    Your weight
  • drmwc
    drmwc Posts: 762 Member
    edited October 2020
    I will build a tent with flashing lights in my garden this December.

    Now is the winter of my disco tent.
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    What do you call a pig that's on fire ?

    Smokey Bacon !
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Why do squirrels swim on thier backs ?

    To keep thier nuts dry 😊
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 268,882 Member
    Why do squirrels swim on thier backs ?

    To keep thier nuts dry 😊

    :D
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    i got the flu shot last week and it made me artistic.
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    What did the cheese say to himself in the mirror ?? 🧀

    Halloumi 👋
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??

    C'mon bear !
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,769 Member
    What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??

    C'mon bear !

    Being a fromager of some repute, I nearly disagreed with this. I thought cheddar of it. *kitten*! Look at what you've done to me. My career is over.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,289 Member
    What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??

    "Bears really don't belong in trees. You should probably come down from there before you hurt yourself or someone else."


    * I only associate with rational cheese.
  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 997 Member
    What do you call it when you drift in a Tesla?

    The Electric Slide
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??

    C'mon bear !

    Being a fromager of some repute, I nearly disagreed with this. I thought cheddar of it. *kitten*! Look at what you've done to me. My career is over.

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  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??

    "Bears really don't belong in trees. You should probably come down from there before you hurt yourself or someone else."


    * I only associate with rational cheese.

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  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    What does a nosey pepper do ? It gets jalapeño business !