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  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Member Posts: 4,326 Member Member Posts: 4,326 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I was wondering why I heard music coming from my printer ....

    Turns out the paper was jamming

    🤣🤣 I like this 1
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 18,399 Member Member Posts: 18,399 Member
    I have a step ladder.


    .... I never knew my real ladder.
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Member Posts: 4,326 Member Member Posts: 4,326 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I have a step ladder.


    .... I never knew my real ladder.

    😂😂
  • drmwcdrmwc Member, Premium Posts: 502 Member Member, Premium Posts: 502 Member
    What car did Pavarotti drive?

    The Nissan Dormer.
  • drmwcdrmwc Member, Premium Posts: 502 Member Member, Premium Posts: 502 Member
    A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.

    The rabbit says: "I am pretty sure I am a typo."
  • my_gatorgirl_8my_gatorgirl_8 Member Posts: 61 Member Member Posts: 61 Member
    What do you wear that can be seen, but when you take it off it disappears?


    Your weight
  • drmwcdrmwc Member, Premium Posts: 502 Member Member, Premium Posts: 502 Member
    I will build a tent with flashing lights in my garden this December.

    Now is the winter of my disco tent.
    edited October 9
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Member Posts: 4,326 Member Member Posts: 4,326 Member
    What do you call a pig that's on fire ?

    Smokey Bacon !
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Member Posts: 4,326 Member Member Posts: 4,326 Member
    Why do squirrels swim on thier backs ?

    To keep thier nuts dry 😊
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 248,559 Member Member Posts: 248,559 Member
    Why do squirrels swim on thier backs ?

    To keep thier nuts dry 😊

    :D
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 7,790 Member Member Posts: 7,790 Member
    i got the flu shot last week and it made me artistic.
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Member Posts: 4,326 Member Member Posts: 4,326 Member
    What did the cheese say to himself in the mirror ?? 🧀

    Halloumi 👋
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Member Posts: 4,326 Member Member Posts: 4,326 Member
    What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??

    C'mon bear !
  • s131951s131951 Member Posts: 3,721 Member Member Posts: 3,721 Member
    What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??

    C'mon bear !

    Being a fromager of some repute, I nearly disagreed with this. I thought cheddar of it. *kitten*! Look at what you've done to me. My career is over.
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 18,399 Member Member Posts: 18,399 Member
    What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??

    "Bears really don't belong in trees. You should probably come down from there before you hurt yourself or someone else."


    * I only associate with rational cheese.
  • Diatonic12Diatonic12 Member Posts: 8,308 Member Member Posts: 8,308 Member
    Today, I gave all of my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.
  • piggy_smallspiggy_smalls Member Posts: 129 Member Member Posts: 129 Member
    What do you call it when you drift in a Tesla?

    The Electric Slide
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Member Posts: 4,326 Member Member Posts: 4,326 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??

    C'mon bear !

    Being a fromager of some repute, I nearly disagreed with this. I thought cheddar of it. *kitten*! Look at what you've done to me. My career is over.

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  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Member Posts: 4,326 Member Member Posts: 4,326 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??

    "Bears really don't belong in trees. You should probably come down from there before you hurt yourself or someone else."


    * I only associate with rational cheese.

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  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Member Posts: 4,326 Member Member Posts: 4,326 Member
    What does a nosey pepper do ? It gets jalapeño business !
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