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When is a door not a door
When it is ajar2 -
I'm the worst offender in my household. Last night I had soup for dinner and kept saying how "SOUPER" it tasted. My husband just shakes his head. Neither of us are dads.2
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seltzermint555 wrote: »I'm the worst offender in my household. Last night I had soup for dinner and kept saying how "SOUPER" it tasted. My husband just shakes his head. Neither of us are dads.
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Q: why do you never see elephants hiding in palm trees?
A: because they are really, really good at it.
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I have a watch dog; I named him Timex.4
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My wife told me that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and right.5
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I ordered both an egg and a chicken from Amazon.
.... I'll let you know.4 -
We all know why 6 was afraid of 7 cause 7 - 8 -9 .... but do you know why 7 actually 8 - 9 ??
Because it’s recommended you eat 3 squared meals a day2 -
What is an anagram of the Banach Tarski Paradox?
The Banach Banach Tarski Tarski Paradox Paradox.0 -
Did you hear about the illiterate hooker?
She went to work at a warehouse1 -
Why did Karen press Ctrl + alt + Del?
She wanted to see the task manager2 -
Where does a cucumber go for a drink?
The salad bar.
Boom boom boom *tsh*4 -
I met a Dalek at the pub last night. I asked it where it was from.
It said: "Exeter, mate". I didn't hear properly, so I asked: "What?"
It shouted in reply "EXETER, MATE! EXETER, MATE!"
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Why did the hedgehog cross the road ?
To see his flatmate. 🦔😛1 -
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Why does Peter Pan always fly ?
Cause he can neverland1 -
If you don’t know the difference between their , there and they’re .... your an idiot 🤷♂️3
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