Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs??
Yes we arson2 -
You mama's so fat, a vampire bit her and got diabetes2
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Yo momma so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a pap. Smear2
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My bathroom mirror is sooooo dirty.....
....but i just cant see myself cleaning it5 -
Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?
Jerrycan1 -
I got Prince tickets for $20 once - but partied like they were $19.994
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I stole my ex girlfriend’s wheelchair....
Guess who came crawling back9 -
My first experience in an elevator was a very uplifting experience....
My second one was a total let down3 -
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.5 -
i have set my wifi password to 24446666677777777
When someone askes for it i just tell them it's 123456786 -
got fired form my job at the bank today.....
an old lady came in and asked me to check her balance....so i pushed her over.4 -
What do you do if your ps4 is crying ???
You console it2 -
What did cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive.....
Someday my prints will come4 -
I had a really cheesy joke but don’t think you’ll understand.....
It’s Swiss 🤷♂️2 -
Wanna here a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat??
Forget it - it’s too long2 -
Most ppl think thr first French fries were cooked in France - ...
But really they were cooked in grease4 -
called my wife and told her i'll pick up fish & chips on my way from work, she didn't respond.
think she is still upset about our kids names....6 -
I takes me 5 minutes to walk from home to the pub, but 20 minutes to walk back home. The difference is staggering.8
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What’s the longest word in the dictionary??
Smiles - there’s a mile between the S’s
Smile mfp’ers it’s Friday!!3 -
Why did the chef not put any herbs in his soup ?
He ran out of thyme.4
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