Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...

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  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    Dad, are we pyromaniacs??

    Yes we arson
  • FinelyFermented
    FinelyFermented Posts: 100 Member
    You mama's so fat, a vampire bit her and got diabetes
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    Yo momma so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a pap. Smear
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?

    Jerrycan
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    I got Prince tickets for $20 once - but partied like they were $19.99
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    My first experience in an elevator was a very uplifting experience....

    My second one was a total let down
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    got fired form my job at the bank today.....

    an old lady came in and asked me to check her balance....so i pushed her over.
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    What do you do if your ps4 is crying ???

    You console it
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    What did cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive.....

    Someday my prints will come
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    I had a really cheesy joke but don’t think you’ll understand.....

    It’s Swiss 🤷‍♂️
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    Wanna here a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat??

    Forget it - it’s too long
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    Most ppl think thr first French fries were cooked in France - ...

    But really they were cooked in grease
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    What’s the longest word in the dictionary??

    Smiles - there’s a mile between the S’s

    Smile mfp’ers it’s Friday!!
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Why did the chef not put any herbs in his soup ?

    He ran out of thyme.