Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I love this thread. ❤️
    My dad’s memory faded but to the end he was telling these.
    We called them Wally jokes.
    Dad was Wally.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited December 2019
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  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    are you the enemy of my enemy...?

    ......asking for a friend.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    you know the population of Ireland is growing faster than any other country...??

    it's capitol has been Dublin every year.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    How do you get a farm girl to like you.....??

    A tractor
  • SuzySunshine99
    SuzySunshine99 Posts: 2,731 Member
    Did you hear about the woman who was addicted to the Hokey Pokey?


    It's okay...she went to rehab and turned herself around.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    don't really trust people that do acupunture....

    think they are all backstabbers
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    son: Did you take a shower dad?
    dad: Why is there one missing?
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    Please get a piece of paper and write the second last letter of the alphabet.

    if you do it you'll see "why"
  • Cjmoor28
    Cjmoor28 Posts: 11 Member
    Went to a new restraunt in space the otherday it had great service and good food just a shame there was no atmosphere in the place
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,199 Member
    how about the homesick Polynesian nymphomaniac that kept longing for Samoa ...
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,199 Member
    how about the girls wearing that new duck skirt this spring? yeah, goes right below the quack...
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    i seriously think women shouldn't have children after 35.

    That would be way to many
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    My friend is from a Slavic country, but i can't recall which one.....

    ....i'll have to Czech
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,164 Member
    What do the hat say to the scarf ??

    You hang around here , I’ll go in ahead
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,164 Member
    Why are ppl with foot fetish losers??

    Because the like the taste of defeat