Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...
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My dad’s memory faded but to the end he was telling these.
We called them Wally jokes.
Dad was Wally.4 -
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My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"And I told him, "No it doesn't!"6
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What does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt quack5 -
are you the enemy of my enemy...?
......asking for a friend.2 -
you know the population of Ireland is growing faster than any other country...??
it's capitol has been Dublin every year.3 -
How do you get a farm girl to like you.....??
A tractor4 -
Did you hear about the woman who was addicted to the Hokey Pokey?
It's okay...she went to rehab and turned herself around.4 -
just opend my water bill and electricity bill at the same time....
i was shocked.5 -
don't really trust people that do acupunture....
think they are all backstabbers2 -
son: Did you take a shower dad?
dad: Why is there one missing?2 -
Please get a piece of paper and write the second last letter of the alphabet.
if you do it you'll see "why"4 -
Went to a new restraunt in space the otherday it had great service and good food just a shame there was no atmosphere in the place4
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I made a play list for hiking - it has music from peanuts , the cranberries and Eminem -
I call it the trail mix6 -
how about the homesick Polynesian nymphomaniac that kept longing for Samoa ...2
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how about the girls wearing that new duck skirt this spring? yeah, goes right below the quack...1
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i seriously think women shouldn't have children after 35.
That would be way to many4 -
My friend is from a Slavic country, but i can't recall which one.....
....i'll have to Czech1 -
What do the hat say to the scarf ??
You hang around here , I’ll go in ahead2 -
Why are ppl with foot fetish losers??
Because the like the taste of defeat1
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