Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...

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  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    Cop: i'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire wikipedia!
    Man: Wait, i can explain everything
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,144 Member
    What does the moon do when he needs haircut??

    E’ clips
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,144 Member
    If your Tesla gets stolen is it now an Edison ?
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,041 Member
    What do a bear with an ear?


    B
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    someone got accused of burying a person on cement.....

    .....but there was no concrete evidence
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,144 Member
    My wife screamed in pain during labor - so I asked “What’s wrong” - she screamed “ these contractions are killing me” - I replied “sorry honey, what IS wrong”
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,144 Member
    I can’t find my gone in 60 seconds dvd....

    It was here a minute ago
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,144 Member
    edited January 2020
    I’m a huge Star Wars fan and my wanted a divorce...

    I replied ...

    May Di Vorce be with you
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,144 Member
    Where did Captain Hook buy his hook??

    The second hand store
  • renydo2
    renydo2 Posts: 2,147 Member
    What do you call a fake noodle?

    An impasta
  • johnbtay3
    johnbtay3 Posts: 170 Member
    Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 ate 9
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    My dog ate my Computer science homework.....

    ....it took him a couple of bytes only
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    just realized my countertop is made of marble.....

    i have taken it for granite all these years
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    i've dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia....

    i will not rest untill i find it!!!
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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