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my wife said that i never listen to her - or something like that7
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Why did the cucumber blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.5 -
Cop: i'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire wikipedia!
Man: Wait, i can explain everything3 -
What does the moon do when he needs haircut??
E’ clips4 -
If your Tesla gets stolen is it now an Edison ?2
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What do a bear with an ear?
B0 -
someone got accused of burying a person on cement.....
.....but there was no concrete evidence4 -
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.8
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My wife screamed in pain during labor - so I asked “What’s wrong” - she screamed “ these contractions are killing me” - I replied “sorry honey, what IS wrong”3
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I can’t find my gone in 60 seconds dvd....
It was here a minute ago4 -
I’m a huge Star Wars fan and my wanted a divorce...
I replied ...
May Di Vorce be with you1 -
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook??
The second hand store4 -
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta2 -
Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 ate 92
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Why does Snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo drizzle5 -
My dog ate my Computer science homework.....
....it took him a couple of bytes only1 -
just realized my countertop is made of marble.....
i have taken it for granite all these years4 -
i've dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia....
i will not rest untill i find it!!!
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