Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...
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Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?
Jerrycan1 -
I got Prince tickets for $20 once - but partied like they were $19.994
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I stole my ex girlfriend’s wheelchair....
Guess who came crawling back9 -
My first experience in an elevator was a very uplifting experience....
My second one was a total let down3 -
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.5 -
i have set my wifi password to 24446666677777777
When someone askes for it i just tell them it's 123456786 -
got fired form my job at the bank today.....
an old lady came in and asked me to check her balance....so i pushed her over.4 -
What do you do if your ps4 is crying ???
You console it2 -
What did cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive.....
Someday my prints will come4 -
I had a really cheesy joke but don’t think you’ll understand.....
It’s Swiss 🤷♂️2 -
Wanna here a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat??
Forget it - it’s too long2 -
Most ppl think thr first French fries were cooked in France - ...
But really they were cooked in grease4 -
called my wife and told her i'll pick up fish & chips on my way from work, she didn't respond.
think she is still upset about our kids names....6 -
I takes me 5 minutes to walk from home to the pub, but 20 minutes to walk back home. The difference is staggering.8
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What’s the longest word in the dictionary??
Smiles - there’s a mile between the S’s
Smile mfp’ers it’s Friday!!3 -
my wife said that i never listen to her - or something like that7
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Why did the cucumber blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.5 -
Cop: i'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire wikipedia!
Man: Wait, i can explain everything3 -
What does the moon do when he needs haircut??
E’ clips4 -
If your Tesla gets stolen is it now an Edison ?2
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What do a bear with an ear?
B0 -
someone got accused of burying a person on cement.....
.....but there was no concrete evidence4 -
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.8
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My wife screamed in pain during labor - so I asked “What’s wrong” - she screamed “ these contractions are killing me” - I replied “sorry honey, what IS wrong”3
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I can’t find my gone in 60 seconds dvd....
It was here a minute ago4 -
I’m a huge Star Wars fan and my wanted a divorce...
I replied ...
May Di Vorce be with you1 -
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook??
The second hand store4 -
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta2 -
Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 ate 92
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