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maureenseel1984maureenseel1984 Member Posts: 397 Member Member Posts: 397 Member
I can't be the only one that likes them.

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
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  • maureenseel1984maureenseel1984 Member Posts: 397 Member Member Posts: 397 Member
    I can't be the only one that likes them.

    Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

    Nevermind. It's too cheesy.

    And Cowsfan1-HAHAHAHAHA
  • drmwcdrmwc Member, Premium Posts: 503 Member Member, Premium Posts: 503 Member
    Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"
    edited July 2019
  • maureenseel1984maureenseel1984 Member Posts: 397 Member Member Posts: 397 Member
    drmwc wrote: »
    Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"
    drmwc wrote: »
    Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"

    Bahahahahaha!

    Two guys walked into a bar...

    You'd think the second guy would have seen it.


  • tinuztinuz Member Posts: 1,117 Member Member Posts: 1,117 Member
    what do you call a sweden that doesn't like modern music.....

    .....Bjorn in the wrong generation
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Member Posts: 7,937 Member Member Posts: 7,937 Member
    drmwc wrote: »
    Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"
    drmwc wrote: »
    Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"

    Bahahahahaha!

    Two guys walked into a bar...

    You'd think the second guy would have seen it.


    My version is slightly different

    2 guys walked into a bar - the third one ducked
  • tinuztinuz Member Posts: 1,117 Member Member Posts: 1,117 Member
    What people never get angry.....??

    Nomads
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Member Posts: 7,937 Member Member Posts: 7,937 Member
    What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer ....

    The space bar

    Amirite @JustReadTheInstructions
  • tuckerrjtuckerrj Member Posts: 1,355 Member Member Posts: 1,355 Member
    Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer and a mop".
  • tinuztinuz Member Posts: 1,117 Member Member Posts: 1,117 Member
    Patient: "Doctor, i can't stop singing Tom Jones songs"

    Doctor: "it's not unusual..."
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