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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I think being a creepy is a skill mastered over time.

    I’m working on it
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I think being a creepy is a skill mastered over time.

    If you’re really good at it - ppl just think you’re charming

    Oddly this be truth
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I think being a creepy is a skill mastered over time.

    I’m working on it

    I'll be your guinea
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    I’m so tired of getting explicit messages from the hottest women on the planet. Look, just because you’re rich and bored and could have anything/anyone in the world doesn’t mean that I want those texts or pictures. Stop obsessing already! I can barely keep track of my *actual correspondence* with the numerous charities I support through the cloud of obnoxious, needy messages. GEEZ

    i'm sorry - i thought you liked it... :D:#
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I think being a creepy is a skill mastered over time.

    Practice, Practice,Practice



  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Sent a creepy pm the other day. Loud and proud.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Sent a creepy pm the other day. Loud and proud.

    Please share. For training purposes
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Sent a creepy pm the other day. Loud and proud.

    Please share. For training purposes

    lol I'll share everything through my book when i retire
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Sent a creepy pm the other day. Loud and proud.

    And I appreciated it very much :D
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Sent a creepy pm the other day. Loud and proud.

    And I appreciated it very much :D

    :D
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️



    "not that hard really"🙊
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,121 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️



    "not that hard really"🙊

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️



    "not that hard really"🙊

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    You beat me to it 😆
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️



    "not that hard really"🙊

    Everything I said and that's what stood out 😂...

    You're looking fantastic Btw 👍🏼
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,216 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I think being a creepy is a skill mastered over time.

    If you’re really good at it - ppl just think you’re charming

    Come to think of it....you ARE really charming. Weird.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,216 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Omg....you ARE the master of the emoji too.
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,121 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I think being a creepy is a skill mastered over time.

    If you’re really good at it - ppl just think you’re charming

    Come to think of it....you ARE really charming. Weird.

    Practice practice practice- Amirite ?? @Motorsheen
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️

    And what do you think you’re doing..? Looking for new employment? 😮

    Get back in your cage! 😠
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    This thread makes me glad that the people who add me on MFP are generally cool (non CREEPY) people. Though some of y'all are hilarious. My sides hurt now.

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