lol @ eating donuts

delicious_cocktail

That's the plan, and I have already done a few small 'bulks' along the way and started another one a couple weeks ago. The biggest thing is that losing 10 lbs at 1/2 lb a week takes 5 months of cutting. The other thing is that at my age I may or may not have the hormonal profile to accomplish muscle gains.

The other other other thing is I'm married and have kids and don't walk around with a nekked belly, so what are visible abs going to do for me? I mean, how would my life differ if that was the only variable? The cost/benefit ratio doesn't look good.:laugh:

You could use them to thresh grain on your tummy. Separate wheat and chaff and so forth. Use your imagination. Everyone needs visible abdominal musculature. They just don't realize it yet.

mistertug

:grumble:

RivenV

That's the plan, and I have already done a few small 'bulks' along the way and started another one a couple weeks ago. The biggest thing is that losing 10 lbs at 1/2 lb a week takes 5 months of cutting. The other thing is that at my age I may or may not have the hormonal profile to accomplish muscle gains.

The other other other thing is I'm married and have kids and don't walk around with a nekked belly, so what are visible abs going to do for me? I mean, how would my life differ if that was the only variable? The cost/benefit ratio doesn't look good.:laugh:

It's a long-term goal for me, but I can respect that it's not a goal for everyone. I know that how difficult they are to get varies from person to person in regards to how low their bodyfat percentage needs to be, as well.

As far as benefits... well, you're married. I'm willing to admit that my husband's abs are a very attractive feature (out of many others, sure).

RivenV

Back to donut pictures.





And here's a donut getting ready to eat a donut

rml_16

As far as benefits... well, you're married. I'm willing to admit that my husband's abs are a very attractive feature (out of many others, sure).

Assuming his wife is into that. Abs don't do anything for me. I like a little padding, honestly.

BUT, if his wife IS into that, then it would definitely benefit him. :-)

msf74

LOL. Since we can set the goal posts anywhere we want, whether anyone can see my abs is hardly as interesting or valuable as what I can do with my abs.

You mean it's not everyone's goal in life to resemble a Cumulonimbus cloud? Holy *kitten*!

That is one of the best things I have seen on MFP...

Edited cos I don't spell good.

RivenV

As far as benefits... well, you're married. I'm willing to admit that my husband's abs are a very attractive feature (out of many others, sure).

Assuming his wife is into that. Abs don't do anything for me. I like a little padding, honestly.

BUT, if his wife IS into that, then it would definitely benefit him. :-)

Good point! As an "abs girl," I sometimes get too lost in my own mindset regarding that.

Tropical_Turtle

Oh I think I am in love........ *drool*

In for all the donuts, jimmies, pop tarts......

*nibbling on my jelly bellys*

LiftAllThePizzas

You mean it's not everyone's goal in life to resemble a cumuli-nimbus cloud? Holy *kitten*!

We're all here for the same reason.

midwest_fittie

This made me laugh so hard.

midwest_fittie

do you even micronutrients? the OP of the other thread probably doesnt even eat donuts he just trolling. you cant get abs like his if you eat like that. i eat 5-6 meals a day, low fat, moderate carbs, high protein. thats the key to long term fitness goals. tired of kids trying to purposely sabotage others with their junk food diets. if it fits your macros was made up by people using steroids, they cant get fat

eat a snickers, you get cranky when your hungry

Ahahahahahahaha. I love this.

midwest_fittie

Literally laughing out loud now. Omfg.

midwest_fittie

I love it when men who can easily eat 2500+ cals a day and still make their goals argue about who is morally superior re: eating donuts.

Y'all can come over and eat the donuts on my kitchen counter, I can hear them laughing at me while I type.

Loveeeeeeeeeeee this!

yoovie

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escloflowneCHANGED

WOAH WOAH Calm down BRO!!!!


I MEAN BRO, DO YOU EVEN BRO!?

RivenV

Moar donuts

rileyhunter169

I'm cutting with IF (not this week because I'm taking antibiotics for a minor staph infection)+ flexible dieting currently; I will eat at least junk food item a day, but not so much I'm deficient in micros, I will refeed every two weeks with whatever. Watch and learn OP; I'm taking you on. It will be like inventing a bicycle; it has been done a million times; but I don't care, I'm doing it again because it works. You all see MWA! HA! HA!

P.S. I hate poptarts (sorry Ian McCarthy).

jofjltncb6

Moar donuts

But...but...you didn't eat exactly this for a meal so your argument is completely invalid.

(However, for those same people making this argument, in my case where I ate almost four cups of ice cream as a snack, that is ignored because it doesn't fit their bias. Obviously, it is impossible for me to be in shape given that I eat that and things like it fairly often.)

Phoenix_Warrior

If I had to fill my diary with one food it would be. ...

CallMeCupcakeDammit

But...but...you didn't eat exactly this for a meal so your argument is completely invalid.

(However, for those same people making this argument, in my case where I ate almost four cups of ice cream as a snack, that is ignored because it doesn't fit their bias. Obviously, it is impossible for me to be in shape given that I eat that and things like it fairly often.)

I ♥ you, jof