Squats Ruined My *kitten*!

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  • inside_lap
    inside_lap Posts: 728 Member
    Sigh. I so much stupider for having read through this entire thread to see where it was going. Now I have a headache from brain implosion.

    OP: In my opinion you didn't have an *kitten* to start with and still don't really have one. And yes, I did look at your profile to find the pictures. So if not having an *kitten* is your goal, your doing just fine. As several people have already mentioned if you don't like the *kitten* created from squats, stop doing squats. Though I think most people will find your opinion of squat butt to be very odd.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I found a pic online of the *kitten* I used to have. lol. I want that *kitten* back. Me like :) It's in my pics on profile.

    bahahahahahahaha
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Yep, even if you were lifting heavy and eating at a surplus, you wouldn't have gained much total muscle mass - maybe 3 lbs. So the rest of the weight you gained was from fat and water. Be happy you gained a bit of lean mass and start eating at a deficit to reduce the fat mass you gained while continuing the same exercise regimen.

    Jaime Koeepe approves of nice, large bubble butts (she has a 40" donk)
    21bog77.gif

    *kitten* out of proportion with boobs. Don't like it. I've changed my profile pic to reflect the goal i have in mind. Thanks.

    what you are saying the pic of the *kitten* in the blue jeans is what you want over Jaime Koeepe's????? My head has now officially exploded….
  • OP, from your photos, you simply need to reduce fat mass. You're probably around 30% body fat right now if those pics were just taken.
    Ya I figured i was more 25%. And yes the photos were just taken.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I found a pic online of the *kitten* I used to have. lol. I want that *kitten* back. Me like :) It's in my pics on profile.

    Do you have a pic from a similar perspective now? Maybe it would help people understand the issue more.

    Okay, I actually took pics of myself and posted them to my profile. And OMG! It's not my *kitten* at all! IT's my belly!!!!!!!!! How can there be so much difference from what i see in the mirror than on camera! Yikes!

    ding, ding, ding…total troll thread….called it
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Sigh. I so much stupider for having read through this entire thread to see where it was going. Now I have a headache from brain implosion.

    OP: In my opinion you didn't have an *kitten* to start with and still don't really have one. And yes, I did look at your profile to find the pictures. So if not having an *kitten* is your goal, your doing just fine. As several people have already mentioned if you don't like the *kitten* created from squats, stop doing squats. Though I think most people will find your opinion of squat butt to be very odd.

    the brutal truth...
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    The derp is strong with this troll. I want my round flabby *kitten* instead of a nice round firm squat butt. Illogical post is nonsensical.
  • From what I can see, you seem to have a pretty severe pelvic tilt which won't be helping. Were you pushing your rear out in that last pic?
    No, i wasn't pushing my rear out....My belly is deformed from too many insulin injections though. It's called lipohypertrophy. Doctor says it won't go away ever, but nurses say if i avoid injecting there it will. I've avoided it for almost 2 years now. It's abnormal fatty deposits caused by insulin injections.

    Thinking if i just lose 15lbs then everything will look better. I know when i was 140lbs the insulin belly did look smaller.......
  • The derp is strong with this troll. I want my round flabby *kitten* instead of a nice round firm squat butt. Illogical post is nonsensical.

    Not a troll and don't have a flabby *kitten*. My body in total has too much fat though.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    OP are you really 35?
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Yep, even if you were lifting heavy and eating at a surplus, you wouldn't have gained much total muscle mass - maybe 3 lbs. So the rest of the weight you gained was from fat and water. Be happy you gained a bit of lean mass and start eating at a deficit to reduce the fat mass you gained while continuing the same exercise regimen.

    Jaime Koeepe approves of nice, large bubble butts (she has a 40" donk)
    21bog77.gif
    I can't look away. It's just so beautiful.

    I want a 40 inch donk! :sad:

    You're in luck, I've got an inch or two I can donate (and still have a 40 inch donk.) I'm here for you.

    You're a good friend. I don't suppose you want to donate some boobs too? :bigsmile:
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    You want to be small at 5'9"? I am also that height and no matter what I do I will never be a "small" woman. I'm okay with that.


    Also, lose weight and your butt will get smaller. Squats or no squats.


    I'm also 40" around my hips/butt.
  • OP are you really 35?

    Yes, why? What would that matter? We can be fatter than we like at any age......
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    OP are you really 35?

    Yes, why? What would that matter? We can be fatter than we like at any age......

    I was just curious. I thought you were younger for some reason.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    well my point is I don't know gym "etiquette" when it comes to lifting. I wouldn't know what was appropriate to do when I comes to using the weights lol.... letting people work in and stuff. I do bootcamp classes right now and it's great but no lifting involved.

    may i ask how you figured out the social protocols in bootcamp classes.....where to stand and who to follow and such? did you wait for a manual or did you just show up and figure it out as you went along.?
  • well my point is I don't know gym "etiquette" when it comes to lifting. I wouldn't know what was appropriate to do when I comes to using the weights lol.... letting people work in and stuff. I do bootcamp classes right now and it's great but no lifting involved.

    may i ask how you figured out the social protocols in bootcamp classes.....where to stand and who to follow and such? did you wait for a manual or did you just show up and figure it out as you went along.?

    I went with a friend that had already been going for a couple months so she was there to guide me LOL. I'm one of the most outgoing people you'll ever meet but I HATE HATE HATE looking stupid in situations :ohwell:

    DON'T JUDGE ME! :laugh:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    OP are you really 35?

    Yes, why? What would that matter? We can be fatter than we like at any age......

    I was just curious. I thought you were younger for some reason.

    yeah, MUCH younger.
  • Phaedra2014
    Phaedra2014 Posts: 1,254 Member
    OP I don't understand what you are asking. Are you asking us for permission to stop doing squats? Just don't do them anymore.
  • junlex123
    junlex123 Posts: 81 Member
    This thread and the OP sound awfully familiar.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1005588-did-the-squats-make-my-bum-bigger
    I dont like that kinda *kitten*. I thought I wanted to lift heavy but maybe i just don't cause i sure don't want anything big on my body...

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1148485-does-heavy-lifting-pay-off-for-everyone?page=2 (last post on page 2)
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    OP, from your photos, you simply need to reduce fat mass. You're probably around 30% body fat right now if those pics were just taken.
    Ya I figured i was more 25%. And yes the photos were just taken.

    Not to be a downer, but I'm about...27-26% bodyfat. So I'd guess you're about 30, as suggested.

    Not being mean. Just saying.
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Looked at your pics.....

    I say Diet and continue lifting. :wink:

    Good luck.:drinker:
  • mhasita
    mhasita Posts: 93 Member
    "squats ruined my *kitten*"

    I'm in shock and disbelieve...
    input error here on my brain... squats ruined an *kitten*... how can that be?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Yep, even if you were lifting heavy and eating at a surplus, you wouldn't have gained much total muscle mass - maybe 3 lbs. So the rest of the weight you gained was from fat and water. Be happy you gained a bit of lean mass and start eating at a deficit to reduce the fat mass you gained while continuing the same exercise regimen.

    Jaime Koeepe approves of nice, large bubble butts (she has a 40" donk)
    21bog77.gif
    I can't look away. It's just so beautiful.

    I want a 40 inch donk! :sad:

    You're in luck, I've got an inch or two I can donate (and still have a 40 inch donk.) I'm here for you.

    You're a good friend. I don't suppose you want to donate some boobs too? :bigsmile:

    Ahh. The thing about the boobs is...with the way my account is set up. With the checking and the savings and it's a Saturday and...uh. Oh hey, a unicorn!

    unicorn.jpg
  • Yep, even if you were lifting heavy and eating at a surplus, you wouldn't have gained much total muscle mass - maybe 3 lbs. So the rest of the weight you gained was from fat and water. Be happy you gained a bit of lean mass and start eating at a deficit to reduce the fat mass you gained while continuing the same exercise regimen.

    Jaime Koeepe approves of nice, large bubble butts (she has a 40" donk)
    21bog77.gif
    I can't look away. It's just so beautiful.

    I want a 40 inch donk! :sad:

    You're in luck, I've got an inch or two I can donate (and still have a 40 inch donk.) I'm here for you.

    You're a good friend. I don't suppose you want to donate some boobs too? :bigsmile:

    Ahh. The thing about the boobs is...with the way my account is set up. With the checking and the savings and it's a Saturday and...uh. Oh hey, a unicorn!

    unicorn.jpg

    FTW :flowerforyou:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    well my point is I don't know gym "etiquette" when it comes to lifting. I wouldn't know what was appropriate to do when I comes to using the weights lol.... letting people work in and stuff. I do bootcamp classes right now and it's great but no lifting involved.

    may i ask how you figured out the social protocols in bootcamp classes.....where to stand and who to follow and such? did you wait for a manual or did you just show up and figure it out as you went along.?

    I went with a friend that had already been going for a couple months so she was there to guide me LOL. I'm one of the most outgoing people you'll ever meet but I HATE HATE HATE looking stupid in situations :ohwell:

    DON'T JUDGE ME! :laugh:

    Just learn about the basic compound moves, go in, pick up some dumbbells and try it out. Watch and learn. Then try more stuff. You won't look stupid. Everyone has to start as a beginner. Just don't get in anyone's way (easy enough). People are friendly.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    I see the previous gif didn't include this butt shake. That's a gosh darn disservice to everyone here.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    I see the previous gif didn't include this butt shake. That's a gosh darn disservice to everyone here.

    Squats completely ruined her butt.
    Do not want.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    2nj9fm8.gif

    I see the previous gif didn't include this butt shake. That's a gosh darn disservice to everyone here.

    this is going into my private gif collection ...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    OP - why don't you just pony up for liposuction so that you can have the pancake but you always dreamed of?
  • inside_lap
    inside_lap Posts: 728 Member
    2nj9fm8.gif

    I see the previous gif didn't include this butt shake. That's a gosh darn disservice to everyone here.

    Lol! I agree.