Today I quit everything, Welcome me to MFP!

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I haven't seen such a disastrous first impression since the Titanic tried to French kiss the iceberg......

not sure if I'm easily entertained or this is actually extremely funny

I'm going with extremely funny. I actually LOL'd, and I rarely say LOL.

QuietBloom

Hi Today is my first day starting
Good Luck

Welcome to MFP. :flowerforyou:

_SABOTEUR_

Hi Today is my first day starting
Good Luck

Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.

hearthemelody

Hi Today is my first day starting
Good Luck

Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.

I prefer crazy with no pants.

Iron_Lotus

I bet when you lose the weight and find out your face really isn't pretty your gonna wish you had a better personality.

You shouldn't speak ill off others faces with that profile pic.

Not only is she beautiful, she is kind, and helpful, and does not think she is above others, like some people. Also your about me is nothing but a thinly veiled facade for the insecure person you really are. Not only do you attack at the slightest provocation but your puffery speaks volumes dear. I think you should pick up the shattered pieces of the mess you have made and learn how to shed your arrogance, maybe then and only then would anybody want to be your friend.

_SABOTEUR_

Hi Today is my first day starting
Good Luck

Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.

I prefer crazy with no pants.

Touche. Tou. Che.

PrincessCris

Want some advice?
I suggest you delete this account and start a new one, use another name, another picture, and be less of an *kitten* to people on your next introduction. Yeah yeah, we can all be kinda rough, but if you can't handle that, you can DEFINITELY not handle weight loss (or the internet, for that matter).

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

Hi Today is my first day starting
Good Luck

Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.

I'm wearing a dress today. What do I win??

MaryJane_8810002

Achrya

So I finally read the profile and I'm confused. If one is so ruled by logic, AND superior, AND largely emotionless, AND less than social...HOW does one end up overweight?

Can't be the sabotage b/c for that to work you have to care what the other person feels.
Can't be ignorance of cals and health foods b/c superior.
Can't be emotional eating b/c logic trumps all that.
Can't be lack of exercise b/c "hating" exercise is an emotion.

So....

Undisclosed medical condition?

My favorite plot twist!

"I need help!"

"Totally sensible advice here"

"That won't work?!" *insert pages of butthurt*

Finally: "Why the hell won't it work?"

"I have a medical condition that I failed to mention ten pages ago."

OMGeeeHorses

O_O yikes!! I am a tough love kind of woman and say it how it is, but this is just plain up asshat all in one....I mean their is being honest and then there is being a ROYAL *****...I bet you can't guess what you are being !!!

NRSPAM

OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.

Lilly1130

Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

*shudder*



*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*

How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:

HappyNewTamera2014

I bet when you lose the weight and find out your face really isn't pretty your gonna wish you had a better personality.

You shouldn't speak ill off others faces with that profile pic.

Awe sweetie, did I get under your thick skin? Let me guess, I'm in your chin right?

No just trying to teach you the difference between an opinion (your comment) and an observation (my comment) Dont throw stones when you live in a glass house.

jofjltncb6

Want some advice?

Eat at a deficit, get out and move around. Lurk in the forums and read up on some of the helpful threads that can be found, and don't take yourself or anyone else so seriously. This forum can be very helpful, but it can also spin out of control quickly ... see previous 8 pages...

And yet, in an hour or two, this thread will cease to exist as if it never even happened...

...until the next reboot.



Nothing really matters...

Mother_Superior

Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.

silver_arrow3

Hi Today is my first day starting
Good Luck

Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.

I prefer crazy with no pants.

Checking in

jofjltncb6

OP responds to what she perceives as a rude comment with another rude comment, then realizes rude comment was actually sarcasm. Admits she was wrong, gets told she is a piece of crap with a bad personality and possibly has Asperger's.

Okay, I'm starting to understand this place a bit better.

1. OP showed true colors in that first post, in my opinion.
2. OPs profile sets a high standard for herself, which she's failed to demonstrate.
3. I have actually tried to give two pieces of genuine advice in this thread - one was ignored, the other was thrown back in my face with another handful of insult sprinkled in for good measure.

Ah well.

1. While opinions can't necessarily be wrong, yours sure is stupid.
2. She doesn't have to live up to anything by your standards.
3. Aw did someone insult someone and have it done back to them? Oh poor wittle you! She really should have just deactivated and given up to make you pack of jackals happy with yourselves.

She's been called ugly, accused of having a mental disorder, and a whole host of other attacks. With the welcome she's received it would be completely justified if she DID tell all of you to go to hell and deactivate. But she isn't. She's taking it and not backing down. I'll take her over any one of you.

She came here looking for help and friends while she tries to change her life. Where do any of you get off attacking her for that?

[wk.gif]

QuietBloom

So I finally read the profile and I'm confused. If one is so ruled by logic, AND superior, AND largely emotionless, AND less than social...HOW does one end up overweight?

Can't be the sabotage b/c for that to work you have to care what the other person feels.
Can't be ignorance of cals and health foods b/c superior.
Can't be emotional eating b/c logic trumps all that.
Can't be lack of exercise b/c "hating" exercise is an emotion.

So....

Undisclosed medical condition?

My favorite plot twist!

"I need help!"

"Totally sensible advice here"

"That won't work?!" *insert pages of butthurt*

Finally: "Why the hell won't it work?"

"I have a medical condition that I failed to mention ten pages ago."

Exactly.

Tobi1013

Dear Baby Jesus up in heaven - Please let this thread be around when I get done at the gym. I'm only asking for 90 minutes. I don't think that is too much to ask.

Amen.