Today I quit everything, Welcome me to MFP!

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  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    Dear Baby Jesus up in heaven - Please let this thread be around when I get done at the gym. I'm only asking for 90 minutes. I don't think that is too much to ask.

    Amen.
    This may be the funniest thing I've read all day.
  • EoinHyland
    EoinHyland Posts: 5
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    This thread is internet bacon - I try to stay away but I just can't....
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    In. Because it seems like the thing to do.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

    This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

    *shudder*



    *cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*


    How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:

    I know things...



    ...despite my best efforts to unknow them.



    :indifferent:

    Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.
  • Lilly1130
    Lilly1130 Posts: 20
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    dammit... how do you post a meme....
  • EoinHyland
    EoinHyland Posts: 5
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    Hi

    Strong first post.

    Though in fairness, managed not to offend anyone.....
  • shellbatronic
    shellbatronic Posts: 193
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    It's like in the old days pre-internet when the porn channel on the cable became unscrambled for some reason. Don't leave, you never know when it's gonna be ripped away from you.
  • HappyNewTamera2014
    HappyNewTamera2014 Posts: 91
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    OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.

    I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.

    Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)

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    Yeah that's right...they're grilled.
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
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    OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.

    I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.

    Wait, are you chocolate or vanilla? Because I definately don't like vanilla....anything.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.

    Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)

    6657.jpg
    Yeah that's right...they're grilled.

    That, Mother, gets you a fresh pack - be right back.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    I bet when you lose the weight and find out your face really isn't pretty your gonna wish you had a better personality.

    You shouldn't speak ill off others faces with that profile pic.

    Not only is she beautiful, she is kind, and helpful, and does not think she is above others, like some people. Also your about me is nothing but a thinly veiled facade for the insecure person you really are. Not only do you attack at the slightest provocation but your puffery speaks volumes dear. I think you should pick up the shattered pieces of the mess you have made and learn how to shed your arrogance, maybe then and only then would anybody want to be your friend.

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  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,650 Member
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    It's like in the old days pre-internet when the porn channel on the cable became unscrambled for some reason. Don't leave, you never know when it's gonna be ripped away from you.

    Ok, this made me snort. Seriously laughed way too hard at this one.
  • FireflyJay
    FireflyJay Posts: 19
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    I've been reading this thread for my own entertainment value and now I want peanut butter :(
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    dammit... how do you post a meme....


    Put image tags like this:

    [ img ] www.gif.gif [ / img ]

    Take out the spaces.

    Profit.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
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    Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.

    Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)

    6657.jpg
    Yeah that's right...they're grilled.
    IN! I don't have smokes though, quit seven years ago, they'd be WAY stale.
  • jeepfit21
    jeepfit21 Posts: 8 Member
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    This is better than reality TV.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.

    I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.

    Wait, are you chocolate or vanilla? Because I definately don't like vanilla....anything.

    Shhhhhhhh...let's not go down this road. B/C ascared.
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