Today I quit everything, Welcome me to MFP!

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  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
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    I bet when you lose the weight and find out your face really isn't pretty your gonna wish you had a better personality.

    You shouldn't speak ill off others faces with that profile pic.

    Not only is she beautiful, she is kind, and helpful, and does not think she is above others, like some people. Also your about me is nothing but a thinly veiled facade for the insecure person you really are. Not only do you attack at the slightest provocation but your puffery speaks volumes dear. I think you should pick up the shattered pieces of the mess you have made and learn how to shed your arrogance, maybe then and only then would anybody want to be your friend.

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    Thank you :)
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

    This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

    *shudder*



    *cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*


    How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:

    I know things...



    ...despite my best efforts to unknow them.



    :indifferent:

    Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.

    ^this...

    ...is a lie.


    Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...

    ...but that was a very long time ago.

    "All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."

    "Any opinion about vax."

    And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.
  • Lilly1130
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    OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.

    I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.

    "If they do things correctly" ... Seriously!? You say that like being on your friends list should be everyone's goal. Is this how you behave in the real world? Or just the the interwebz?
  • LaurieJ68
    LaurieJ68 Posts: 22 Member
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    Did you quit breathing?


    No?


    Then you didn't quit everything. Liar.

    Boo
  • NRSPAM
    NRSPAM Posts: 961 Member
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    OMG!!! I'm only on page 2, and I'm ROFL!!! Y'all crack me up!!!
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.

    Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)

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    Yeah that's right...they're grilled.

    That, Mother, gets you a fresh pack - be right back.

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    Oh yeah...
  • WonderWoman_5
    WonderWoman_5 Posts: 101 Member
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    *in Oprahs voice* And you get a moron! And you get a moron! EVERYONE GETS A MORON!!!!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

    This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

    *shudder*



    *cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*

    You obviously have never set foot in the insane asylum that is babycenter.com.

    I don't want to challenge your reading comprehension...

    ...but did you actually read my post? I mean, all of the words in my post?
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.

    Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)

    6657.jpg
    Yeah that's right...they're grilled.

    That, Mother, gets you a fresh pack - be right back.

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    Oh yeah...

    OH god, now I want a cigarette. Share?

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  • Lilly1130
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    Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

    This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

    *shudder*



    *cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*


    How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:

    I know things...



    ...despite my best efforts to unknow them.



    :indifferent:

    Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.

    ^this...

    ...is a lie.


    Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...

    ...but that was a very long time ago.

    "All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."

    "Any opinion about vax."

    And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.

    DH=dear husband, DS= dear son, DD= Dear daughter... but somehow I think you already knew that!! I do not miss babycenter at all. But it did get me through my pregnancy!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

    This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

    *shudder*



    *cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*


    How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:

    I know things...



    ...despite my best efforts to unknow them.



    :indifferent:

    Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.

    ^this...

    ...is a lie.


    Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...

    ...but that was a very long time ago.

    "All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."

    "Any opinion about vax."

    And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.
    Damn Hot, Deck Suck, bra size? :huh: amirite?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    OMG!!! I'm only on page 2, and I'm ROFL!!! Y'all crack me up!!!

    You'd better open all the pages in separate tabs soon...

    ...because this thing is on borrowed time.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
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    I've been reading this thread for my own entertainment value and now I want peanut butter :(
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

    This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

    *shudder*



    *cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*


    How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:

    I know things...



    ...despite my best efforts to unknow them.



    :indifferent:

    Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.

    ^this...

    ...is a lie.


    Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...

    ...but that was a very long time ago.

    "All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."

    "Any opinion about vax."

    And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.

    DH=dear husband, DS= dear son, DD= Dear daughter... but somehow I think you already knew that!! I do not miss babycenter at all. But it did get me through my pregnancy!!
    Oh my, I would NEVER have gotten those! Mostly b/c I refer to no one in my RL as "dear" anything.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

    This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

    *shudder*



    *cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*


    How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:

    I know things...



    ...despite my best efforts to unknow them.



    :indifferent:

    Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.

    ^this...

    ...is a lie.


    Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...

    ...but that was a very long time ago.

    "All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."

    "Any opinion about vax."

    And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.

    Evil yet I'm cracking up
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
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  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    Dear people,

    Calm down. Slow play this. I gotta go to work and want this to still be here for my 15. Be back in 3 hours.

    Don't let me down,
    Achrya
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

    This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

    *shudder*



    *cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*


    How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:

    I know things...



    ...despite my best efforts to unknow them.



    :indifferent:

    Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.

    ^this...

    ...is a lie.


    Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...

    ...but that was a very long time ago.

    "All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."

    "Any opinion about vax."

    And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.
    Damn Hot, Deck Suck, bra size? :huh: amirite?

    IDK. I'm BFing a 2-year-old and my brain's gone
  • Foodiethinking
    Foodiethinking Posts: 240 Member
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    Did you quit breathing?


    No?


    Then you didn't quit everything. Liar.

    that made me lol
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