I think I'm in love.

1ZenGirl

I am a little creeped out by this.

I would start by not telling her what you put here and just ask if she wants to go out this weekend. And for the love of god do NOT throw her in your basement. That may come off as a little overly obsessed.

I just LMAO at work in my very, very quiet office!

1ZenGirl

bump because I want to read this soap opera later and work is getting in the way, darn them!

YvonneCT

This is a joke, right? You've got to be kidding. If anything happens to that girl, this post becomes evidence. But, please, say you're kidding. Please.

wndrwmn86

She wouldn't happen to be half vampire and half human would she?

be_dazzled

OP is plagiarised from twilight I believe

KatnKandy

LOL. I agree!

bugaha1

Ugh I should have known better than to post on some online forum. You guys just don't get it. Before I met her, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason... and then she shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When she was gone though, the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything..

She puts the lotion in the basket!!!!

Laughed so hard I made snot bubbles.

TS3g

LMAO, so many people not aware

Gil, just text her "What's up my lil croissant"

FrozenSongBird

O_o

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walleyclan1

Have you been watching/reading twilight?

LauraMacNCheese

God...a young guy can't even be in love nowadays without getting accused for being a creep, rapist, and or troll. The people on DeviantArt are waaaay nicer. Even yahoo answers.

Erindevon1

Just ask her out.. and be yourself.. don't change for anyone

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424a57

for the record....I felt the same way about Banana Pudding. It took me forever to get over it. But, it will pass.

No one actually "gets over" a life without banana pudding. You're in denial.

19TaraLynn84

Please tell me your room doesn't look like this.......

bregalad5

I beginning to think scumbag and nutellabrah are in this together....just sitting back and laughing at all the responses they are getting.

Hummm very interesting

I was thinking that the whole time. What a fun late-night thread for me

daybehavior

I've been here before most of you.... 2011...... I just never really posted, I just really have no one to talk to about this. Im going to assume that anyone with a 2012-2014 join date is a troll.

You're still in high school so you were underage when you were joined.

SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants

This was highly entertaining!

broox80

You are such a troll!!!!

devil_in_a_blue_dress

First dates in a bar environment with alcohol are better options than many other types of first dates.

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I wonder why you'd say that.

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Nicolee_2014

That chick better run fast.

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Yeah your post (OP) seemed a little OTT.
Ask her out, if she says no, accept it, move on & don't be a creepy stalker. Good luck buddy.

Silhouette_Wolf

This

delicious_cocktail

So this is my plan for Friday. I'm going to pick her up at her place. Still debating whether to walk up to her door and ring the doorbell or text her that I'm there. Then I'll open my car door for her, and close it when she gets in. Then when I get in the car and I start driving I'll reach in the back seat and BAM give her flowers. Bad idea ?

It's exhausting seeing so many people buy this.

You have a great over all plan so far bro, but flowers are a bad idea. Give her chocolates. Chicks love chocolate. Flowers die but if she's not in a deficit, she'll carry those chocolates in her adipose tissue for years.

Also, make sure you ask her out first, or she will be surprised on Friday when you show up.

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Myhaloslipped

Good for you dude! I hope she likes you back.

ChancyW

I swear that this is a quote from a movie.