I think I'm in love.

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    So this is my plan for Friday. I'm going to pick her up at her place. Still debating whether to walk up to her door and ring the doorbell or text her that I'm there. Then I'll open my car door for her, and close it when she gets in. Then when I get in the car and I start driving I'll reach in the back seat and BAM give her flowers. Bad idea ?

    Definitely go to the door! When I was in high school, my dad would not have even let me leave the house with a guy who didn't have the decency to come to the door. I still agree with this.
  • clarkeje1
    clarkeje1 Posts: 1,641 Member
    Sounds like you've imprinted on her.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    So this is my plan for Friday. I'm going to pick her up at her place. Still debating whether to walk up to her door and ring the doorbell or text her that I'm there. Then I'll open my car door for her, and close it when she gets in. Then when I get in the car and I start driving I'll reach in the back seat and BAM give her flowers. Bad idea ?


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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    Lol, never believed in love at first sight. It's BS. For all you know the person could be psycho, a sadist, etc. Your test was just elevated.

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  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
    Oh, how I wish I had never commented on this! Now it keeps popping up at the top of my topics list.
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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    So this is my plan for Friday. I'm going to pick her up at her place. Still debating whether to walk up to her door and ring the doorbell or text her that I'm there. Then I'll open my car door for her, and close it when she gets in. Then when I get in the car and I start driving I'll reach in the back seat and BAM give her flowers. Bad idea ?

    It's exhausting seeing so many people buy this.

    You have a great over all plan so far bro, but flowers are a bad idea. Give her chocolates. Chicks love chocolate. Flowers die but if she's not in a deficit, she'll carry those chocolates in her adipose tissue for years.

    Also, make sure you ask her out first, or she will be surprised on Friday when you show up.

    Chocolates? Shouldn't he just jump straight to making her immortal?

    OP, show up with this playing on your boombox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtOvBOTyX00
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Oh, how I wish I had never commented on this! Now it keeps popping up at the top of my topics list.

    Yet you comment again...you might as well be of some use. Should I give her flowers on the first date ?

    Give her these:

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  • ravenribbs
    ravenribbs Posts: 289 Member
    I haven't read every post, but am I the only one who thinks that this is about the hairiest, beefiest high school boy, according to profile pic, that I've ever seen?? Maybe HS boys look like that now. They sure didn't when I went......... Or is this not such a youngster?
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Oh, how I wish I had never commented on this! Now it keeps popping up at the top of my topics list.

    Yet you comment again...you might as well be of some use. Should I give her flowers on the first date ?

    Give her these:

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    yeah, but stay classy...print them out first...you don't want to just show your computer screen.
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    So there's this girl I met at school the other day. It wasn't like love at first sight, really. It’s was more like… gravity moved. When I saw her, suddenly it wasn't the earth holding me here anymore. She was, and since she came into my life nothing matters more than her. I would do anything for her, be anything for her… I'll become whatever she needs me to be. What would be a good way of asking her out?
    O.o

    Uh... Someone's been watching way too much garbage at the cinema. SET TWILIGHT ON FIRE.
  • beattie1
    beattie1 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Oh, how I wish I had never commented on this! Now it keeps popping up at the top of my topics list.

    Yet you comment again...you might as well be of some use. Should I give her flowers on the first date ?

    Glad you got through the asking her out ordeal & that it went well. Flowers deffo OTT on a first date - don't be so intense, so quickly or she'll run for the hills. You've got to give her a sense that she has some control, don't rush things. Have a great evening on Friday & ask her out again if you want to see her again. No hurry, no pressure, OK?
  • ravenribbs
    ravenribbs Posts: 289 Member
    I'm hairless and have no facial hair..



    Don't know about the face, but those are some hairy arms!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    So this is my plan for Friday. I'm going to pick her up at her place. Still debating whether to walk up to her door and ring the doorbell or text her that I'm there. Then I'll open my car door for her, and close it when she gets in. Then when I get in the car and I start driving I'll reach in the back seat and BAM give her flowers. Bad idea ?

    You text her that you're there, and I'll reach into my computer screen and knock you out, boy. You have some manners and knock, dammit. Probably should give her the flowers at the door so they don't start dying while you're out. If this is for realz.
  • Rmabad
    Rmabad Posts: 4
    Pretty sure you're quoting Twilight there bud.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Pretty sure you're quoting Twilight there bud.
    Yup.
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  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    Pretty sure you're quoting Twilight there bud.

    Ahhhh...that's why it sucked so bad!!! Thanks!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Pretty sure you're quoting Twilight there bud.

    This was established on the first page.
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    That chick better run fast.

    this. lol!
  • DanielCraigwannabe
    DanielCraigwannabe Posts: 28
    So there's this girl I met at school the other day. It wasn't like love at first sight, really. It’s was more like… gravity moved. When I saw her, suddenly it wasn't the earth holding me here anymore. She was, and since she came into my life nothing matters more than her. I would do anything for her, be anything for her… I'll become whatever she needs me to be. What would be a good way of asking her out?

    GET A FKIN GRIP......TWILIGHT????
  • creativerick
    creativerick Posts: 270 Member
    Pretty sure you're quoting Twilight there bud.

    This was established on the first page.

    Wizard
  • Runner5AbelTownship
    Runner5AbelTownship Posts: 243 Member
    Wait is that really what Twilight reads like? I thought you all were joking. Thats just so ball lacking and icky. Blech. Even when I was a teenager that would have made me throw up in my mouth.
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Wait is that really what Twilight reads like? I thought you all were joking. Thats just so ball lacking and icky. Blech. Even when I was a teenager that would have made me throw up in my mouth.
    LOL!!! Yes.
    I went to see it with my friends hahaha.
    WASTE OF MONEYYYYYYY.
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    That chick better run fast.

    I think we all should run fast.
  • zazieinedinburgh
    zazieinedinburgh Posts: 8
    So this is my plan for Friday. I'm going to pick her up at her place. Still debating whether to walk up to her door and ring the doorbell or text her that I'm there. Then I'll open my car door for her, and close it when she gets in. Then when I get in the car and I start driving I'll reach in the back seat and BAM give her flowers. Bad idea ?

    Brilliant idea. But you need to add a few steps

    1),After about an hour or so, start reading her poetry you have specially compiled for the evening
    2) The following day, give her a copy of A History of the World in 10 1/2 chapters, or some other book filled with philosophical musings on love. The only other requirement is that it must be exquisitely neatly wrapped in gift wrap printed with cats
    3) But before you hand over the book, you must start telling all your mutual acquaintances how excited you are to be in a couple and, to the attached ones, say how much you are looking forward to double dates and couples activities
    4) Tell her that you think all her friends are oiks and oafs who d onot appreciate her and that you think she should stop associating with them immediately

    Then it will work a charm
  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    So there's this girl I met at school the other day. It wasn't like love at first sight, really. It’s was more like… gravity moved. When I saw her, suddenly it wasn't the earth holding me here anymore. She was, and since she came into my life nothing matters more than her. I would do anything for her, be anything for her… I'll become whatever she needs me to be. What would be a good way of asking her out?

    GET A FKIN GRIP......TWILIGHT????

    Stephenie Meyer's Awards:

    A New York Times Editor's Choice
    A Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year
    An Amazon.com "Best Book of the Decade...So Far"
    A Teen People "Hot List" pick
    An American Library Association "Top Ten Best Book for Young Adults" and "Top Ten Books for Reluctant Readers”

    Meyer was named USA Today's "Author of the Year" in 2008,[68] and one of MSN Lifestyle's "Most Influential Women of 2008" where she was described as a "literary luminary".[69] She was also ranked No. 49 on Time magazine's list of the "100 Most Influential People in 2008",[9] and was included in their list of "People Who Mattered", with Lev Grossman noting, "Maybe Americans aren't ready for a Mormon presidential nominee yet. But they're more than ready to anoint a Mormon as the best-selling novelist of the year."[70] Meyer was included in The Arizona Republic's "Valley's Most Fascinating People" in December 2008.[71]

    Novelist Orson Scott Card said, "[Stephenie Meyer] writes with luminous clarity, never standing between the reader and the dream they share. She's the real thing".[72] Scott described Meyer as an "amazing phenomenon".[73] In an interview with Newsweek, author Jodi Picoult said, "Stephenie Meyer has gotten people hooked on books, and that's good for all of us."[74] Meyer was ranked No. 5 on Forbes' list of "Hollywood's Top-Earning Women", the only author on the list, and it was noted that the "Twilight series of young-adult vampire books have taken the publishing and film worlds by storm."[75]

    She was ranked No. 82 on Vanity Fair's list of the "Top 100 Information Age Powers" of 2009.[76] Meyer was featured in an issue of the biographical comic Female Force, a Bluewater Productions title which celebrates influential women in society and pop culture.[51] The comic has previously published biographies of women such as Oprah Winfrey and Princess Diana.[51] In 2011 CEOWORLD Magazine ranked her among CEOWORLD magazine's Top Accomplished Women Entertainers.[77] Meyer was the second bestselling author of the decade, according to a list published by Amazon, beaten by JK Rowling.[78]
  • xDawnsgrace
    xDawnsgrace Posts: 436
    i'm pretty sure you're quoting Twilight

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