Women... Do's n Don'ts of men approaching you!
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-slaps upside head-BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!
BADDD!!!
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Worst: honking a car horn or yelling "hey!" from afar. :noway:
seriously, does this ever work?0 -
Should have made his *kitten* wait!! >.< lol
Agreed. Not only is it rude, but very irritating.Worst: honking a car horn or yelling "hey!" from afar. :noway:
Had a guy pick me up for a date one time at my house and he honked the horn to try to get me to come outside, instead of walking to the door.
Also rude
Should have flipped him off, shut the porch light off, and locked the door.0 -
Do NOT hand a woman your phone number on the back of a business card if that business card is for the local strip joint.
True story. :noway:0 -
"Hey gurl, you got Kik?"0
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Best: make eye contact but not creepy, starey eyes
Worst: have a conversation with my breasts
Unless he's hot...then he can talk to them all he wants...wait, wat?0 -
Hahaha and that's exactly why I said to make him wait. Someone did that to my mother on a date, she asked me "is that him out there?" I told her "nah, just some *kitten*". Sure enough, he came knocking.
Should have made his *kitten* wait!! >.< lol
Agreed. Not only is it rude, but very irritating.Worst: honking a car horn or yelling "hey!" from afar. :noway:
Had a guy pick me up for a date one time at my house and he honked the horn to try to get me to come outside, instead of walking to the door.
Also rude
Agree, 100%. If someone is too lazy to walk to the damn door it's showing disrespect on so many levels. To you, it's saying your not worth the ten seconds it would take.. to your neighbors it's saying that there is an *kitten* parked outside. I wouldn't have come out and probably wouldn't have answered the door when they eventually came a'knockin
It's very rude, regardless of gender imho.
If a woman does it to a man and she's picking him up, I still feel it would be rude to just honk.
Take your time to be polite, unless you've both agreed beforehand (and are pressed for time) that x event is going to happen at x time down the timeline.0 -
I'm actually the worst at approaching women. I'm really polite but I'm awful at making conversation. The best I have is a polite "Hello, how are you doing today?" and then it is awkward silence from there.0
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Best: make eye contact but not creepy, starey eyes
Worst: have a conversation with my breasts
Unless he's hot...then he can talk to them all he wants...wait, wat?
But what if your boobs are the most interesting part of your personality?0 -
That's when you should play the stare game. If you can get a giggle out of her, you're in.I'm actually the worst at approaching women. I'm really polite but I'm awful at making conversation. The best I have is a polite "Hello, how are you doing today?" and then it is awkward silence from there.0 -
That's when you should play the stare game. If you can get a giggle out of her, you're in.I'm actually the worst at approaching women. I'm really polite but I'm awful at making conversation. The best I have is a polite "Hello, how are you doing today?" and then it is awkward silence from there.
I'm not nearly charming and good looking enough to pull that off. I'd end up maced or a stranger would intervene on her behalf.0 -
:huh:
That's when you should play the stare game. If you can get a giggle out of her, you're in.I'm actually the worst at approaching women. I'm really polite but I'm awful at making conversation. The best I have is a polite "Hello, how are you doing today?" and then it is awkward silence from there.
I'm not nearly charming and good looking enough to pull that off. I'd end up maced or a stranger would intervene on her behalf.0 -
LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)0 -
Best: make eye contact but not creepy, starey eyes
Worst: have a conversation with my breasts
Unless he's hot...then he can talk to them all he wants...wait, wat?
But what if your boobs are the most interesting part of your personality?
They're not. Take my.word for it
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Hahaha and that's exactly why I said to make him wait. Someone did that to my mother on a date, she asked me "is that him out there?" I told her "nah, just some *kitten*". Sure enough, he came knocking.
Should have made his *kitten* wait!! >.< lol
Agreed. Not only is it rude, but very irritating.Worst: honking a car horn or yelling "hey!" from afar. :noway:
Had a guy pick me up for a date one time at my house and he honked the horn to try to get me to come outside, instead of walking to the door.
Also rude
Agree, 100%. If someone is too lazy to walk to the damn door it's showing disrespect on so many levels. To you, it's saying your not worth the ten seconds it would take.. to your neighbors it's saying that there is an *kitten* parked outside. I wouldn't have come out and probably wouldn't have answered the door when they eventually came a'knockin
It's very rude, regardless of gender imho.
If a woman does it to a man and she's picking him up, I still feel it would be rude to just honk.
Take your time to be polite, unless you've both agreed beforehand (and are pressed for time) that x event is going to happen at x time down the timeline.
Hilarious. Actually I did make him wait. It took about 5 mins for him to realize that I wasn't coming outside to a Beep Beep. Date was very quick and I never returned his calls.0 -
Why, you going to go try it? :laugh:Worst: honking a car horn or yelling "hey!" from afar. :noway:
seriously, does this ever work?0 -
Good!! Totally not worth your time, that one! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
Hahaha and that's exactly why I said to make him wait. Someone did that to my mother on a date, she asked me "is that him out there?" I told her "nah, just some *kitten*". Sure enough, he came knocking.
Should have made his *kitten* wait!! >.< lol
Agreed. Not only is it rude, but very irritating.Worst: honking a car horn or yelling "hey!" from afar. :noway:
Had a guy pick me up for a date one time at my house and he honked the horn to try to get me to come outside, instead of walking to the door.
Also rude
Agree, 100%. If someone is too lazy to walk to the damn door it's showing disrespect on so many levels. To you, it's saying your not worth the ten seconds it would take.. to your neighbors it's saying that there is an *kitten* parked outside. I wouldn't have come out and probably wouldn't have answered the door when they eventually came a'knockin
It's very rude, regardless of gender imho.
If a woman does it to a man and she's picking him up, I still feel it would be rude to just honk.
Take your time to be polite, unless you've both agreed beforehand (and are pressed for time) that x event is going to happen at x time down the timeline.
Hilarious. Actually I did make him wait. It took about 5 mins for him to realize that I wasn't coming outside to a Beep Beep. Date was very quick and I never returned his calls.0 -
Do..Be courteous to ladies
Don't..use profanity on me or I cuss back like a man.
Don't..Get on my bad side,if want to be safe..because I can kick a§§
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LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)
Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.0 -
Best: make eye contact but not creepy, starey eyes
Worst: have a conversation with my breasts
Unless he's hot...then he can talk to them all he wants...wait, wat?
But what if your boobs are the most interesting part of your personality?
They're not. Take my.word for it
I cannot take the word of a girl on her knees.0 -
Rofl...LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)
Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Rofl...LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)
Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here. 0 -
Best: make eye contact but not creepy, starey eyes
Worst: have a conversation with my breasts
Unless he's hot...then he can talk to them all he wants...wait, wat?
But what if your boobs are the most interesting part of your personality?
They're not. Take my.word for it
If men said to me "Hey! Big-chest lady", I will definitely walk to him, grab his shirt and throw him to the floor
Please show respect :bigsmile:0 -
Not if you just got disarmed
Rofl...LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)
Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here. 0 -
Not if you just got disarmed
Rofl...LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)
Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here.
What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!0 -
Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:
Not if you just got disarmed
Rofl...LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)
Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here.
What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!0 -
Taking so many notes from this thread. So apparently running a girl down with my car while she's jogging at night, honking repeatedly while shouting "What's up SugarPants?" is NOT the way to go about things. Who knew?0
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Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:
Not if you just got disarmed
Rofl...LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)
Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here.
What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!
Excuse me while I Obliviate your faux pas from my memory.0 -
So much for no wand.
Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:
Not if you just got disarmed
Rofl...LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)
Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here.
What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!
Excuse me while I Obliviate your faux pas from my memory.0 -
Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:
Not if you just got disarmed
Rofl...LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)
Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here.
What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!
Engorgio!0
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