Women... Do's n Don'ts of men approaching you!

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
    Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

    Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
    Rofl...
    Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here. :angry:
    Not if you just got disarmed :angry:

    What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!
    Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:

    Engorgio!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    EPIC!!!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
    Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

    Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
    Rofl...
    Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here. :angry:
    Not if you just got disarmed :angry:

    What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!
    Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:

    Engorgio!

    Accio Volva!!! Semenmenti!!!
  • ThinkInOregon
    ThinkInOregon Posts: 283
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    What is one best or worst way for a man to approach you to start a conversation?

    That depends, do we have chemistry?

    The worst way would probably be while holding a roll of duct tape and a pill bottle.
    I could see that being a bad way! To funny! :laugh:

    Conversely a shotgun and a bottle of bourbon screams good time.
    Hmmm. What about an AK 47 and a margarita? :laugh:

    Depends on the woman, an AK would work for me cause I have never shot one. Although, be careful... they scream 'not American made' like the AR-15 is widely accepted to be. Proper firearms safety and etiquette is hot, so make the beverage virgin!

    And wear that smile, that always helps!
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
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    LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
    Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

    Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
    Rofl...
    Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here. :angry:
    Not if you just got disarmed :angry:

    What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!
    Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:

    Engorgio!

    Accio Volva!!! Semenmenti!!!

    Commencio fellatimento!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
    Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

    Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
    Rofl...
    Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here. :angry:
    Not if you just got disarmed :angry:

    What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!
    Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:

    Engorgio!

    Accio Volva!!! Semenmenti!!!

    Commencio fellatimento!

    Verpa Varpa!!!
  • SapiensPisces
    SapiensPisces Posts: 992 Member
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    Best: Make me laugh, and not awkwardly.

    Worst: Start at body parts and get a creepster grin.
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
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    "Hey gurl, you got Kik?"

    I've actually got this exact quote from someone here ;)
  • melsayshello
    melsayshello Posts: 108 Member
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    LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
    Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

    Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.

    OMG a HP fan!!! :love: just call me anytime (; lmao ..good one!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    "Hey gurl, you got Kik?"

    I've actually got this exact quote from someone here ;)
    Lol.
    One time I added someone to kik, those messages went STRAIGHT to the gutter... Within like five seconds.
    I went quiet o.o
  • melsayshello
    melsayshello Posts: 108 Member
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    LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
    Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

    Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
    Rofl...
    Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here. :angry:
    Not if you just got disarmed :angry:

    What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!
    Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:

    Engorgio!

    Accio Volva!!! Semenmenti!!!

    Commencio fellatimento!

    Verpa Varpa!!!

    And I just saw this and now I've got chills!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    "Hey gurl, you got Kik?"

    I've actually got this exact quote from someone here ;)

    I ASKED THAT ONE TIME
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
    Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

    Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.
    Rofl...
    Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here. :angry:
    Not if you just got disarmed :angry:

    What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!
    Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:

    Engorgio!

    Accio Volva!!! Semenmenti!!!

    Commencio fellatimento!

    Verpa Varpa!!!

    And I just saw this and now I've got chills!
    iunno i think ron already has his hermione
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
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    "Hey gurl, you got Kik?"

    I've actually got this exact quote from someone here ;)

    I ASKED THAT ONE TIME

    Unless you have 2 accounts, it wasn't you. :)

    How did the OP respond?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    "Hey gurl, you got Kik?"

    I've actually got this exact quote from someone here ;)

    I ASKED THAT ONE TIME

    Unless you have 2 accounts, it wasn't you. :)

    How did the OP respond?

    I might...maybe
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
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    "Hey gurl, you got Kik?"

    I've actually got this exact quote from someone here ;)
    Lol.
    One time I added someone to kik, those messages went STRAIGHT to the gutter... Within like five seconds.
    I went quiet o.o

    I had never heard of kik until this site. Had similar situation as yours..
    Shut it down quick!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    "Hey gurl, you got Kik?"

    I've actually got this exact quote from someone here ;)
    Lol.
    One time I added someone to kik, those messages went STRAIGHT to the gutter... Within like five seconds.
    I went quiet o.o

    I had never heard of kik until this site. Had similar situation as yours..
    Shut it down quick!

    Well how else are you supposed to easily get nudes these days?
  • Stella_Leigh
    Stella_Leigh Posts: 189 Member
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    What is one best or worst way for a man to approach you to start a conversation?

    A smile and a hello are a fine start. Other than that, be confident and follow one simple rule. If you wouldn't be okay with someone speaking a certain way to your sister/mother/aunt/friend etc, don't speak that way to me or any other woman.
  • Khatastrophic
    Khatastrophic Posts: 81 Member
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    Best:: Talk to me. It's that simple. Be awkward/goofy/ridiculous/whatever, just talk to me like I'm a person.

    Worst:: Come up behind me, wrap your arms around me super tight and start whispering in my ear. I grew up with a bunch of brothers/male cousins and took jujitsu/played ice hockey with them from the time I was in diapers until I was 16ish. You will be thrown into a shelf of tampons, and people in Target will laugh at you. I'm still in shock that that happened today.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    "Hey gurl, you got Kik?"

    I've actually got this exact quote from someone here ;)
    Lol.
    One time I added someone to kik, those messages went STRAIGHT to the gutter... Within like five seconds.
    I went quiet o.o

    I had never heard of kik until this site. Had similar situation as yours..
    Shut it down quick!
    Like.. Seriously graphic messages.
    I was like WAAATTT? Lmao.

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