We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

The BIG MFP Flirt-down

245678

Replies

  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    I'd drag my **** through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart into a walkie talkie

    :laugh:
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    I'd let you shart all over me for one more minute of the back door boogie.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Your skin looks like it would make a nice suit.

    ^^^this
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    Your beard looks like it would tickle my bum hole.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    Do you like dragons?
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    You surely got a purty mouf.

    And so do you. Yeah, YOU! Gimme sum sugar!
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    You put the STD in stud ;)
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    I can do the alphabet with my tongue. Just sayin'.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I would like to cookie your monster

    tumblr_inline_n28p53zJtu1sw2pmi.gif
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    You're so hot, I bet you'd make awesome soup.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    The only thing that would make this thread better is I_Like_To_Ride
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    you're kinda cute when i'm drunk!
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    I'd like to get me a piece of that *kitten*
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    You should raise my jolly roger
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Excuse me, does this shovel smell like chloroform to you?
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    The only thing that would make this thread better is I_Like_To_Ride
    Well, well, well. I like to ride, too. *high five*
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    @miss_jessejane So, how you doin'?

    @Brainy some days you're the nicest *kitten* on here
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    You're totally worth the antibiotics
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    save a horse....ride cowboy.... yee haa
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    @ jerseypeach: i'd wear two condoms for you!
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    You have really nice teeth. They'd look lovely on a chain around my neck.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Can you show me your ponytail pic please? I promise to behave....for a little
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators ?
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Shhh...it only hurts for a second
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    @MNA AKA Iceberg AKA Michelle---->where is Franz? Shhhhhh.....I'm in the closet

Categories