The BIG MFP Flirt-down

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  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    I'd drag my **** through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart into a walkie talkie

    :laugh:
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173 Member
    I'd let you shart all over me for one more minute of the back door boogie.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Your skin looks like it would make a nice suit.

    ^^^this
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173 Member
    Your beard looks like it would tickle my bum hole.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    Do you like dragons?
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    You surely got a purty mouf.

    And so do you. Yeah, YOU! Gimme sum sugar!
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    You put the STD in stud ;)
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    I can do the alphabet with my tongue. Just sayin'.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I would like to cookie your monster

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    You're so hot, I bet you'd make awesome soup.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    The only thing that would make this thread better is I_Like_To_Ride
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    you're kinda cute when i'm drunk!
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    I'd like to get me a piece of that *kitten*
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    You should raise my jolly roger
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Excuse me, does this shovel smell like chloroform to you?
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    The only thing that would make this thread better is I_Like_To_Ride
    Well, well, well. I like to ride, too. *high five*
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    @miss_jessejane So, how you doin'?

    @Brainy some days you're the nicest *kitten* on here
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    You're totally worth the antibiotics
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    save a horse....ride cowboy.... yee haa
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    @ jerseypeach: i'd wear two condoms for you!
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    You have really nice teeth. They'd look lovely on a chain around my neck.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Can you show me your ponytail pic please? I promise to behave....for a little
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators ?
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Shhh...it only hurts for a second
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    @MNA AKA Iceberg AKA Michelle---->where is Franz? Shhhhhh.....I'm in the closet
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