The BIG MFP Flirt-down

runnergirl0721

oh you like to run? well will you like me run after your heart?

Galatea_Stone

Are you Papa John's, cause I wanna pizza dat *kitten*.

runnergirl0721

Do you like sleeping? Because maybe we should do it together sometime.

homerjspartan

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

George_Baileys_Ghost

Here's your damn sandwich, where's my tip?

homerjspartan

You are sweet, I bet your family and friends would be sad if you disappeared. Sooo can I buy you a drink?

Galatea_Stone

You'll do

runnergirl0721

do you like in a corn field? because i'm stalking you

Christizzzle

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

George_Baileys_Ghost

Baby, you've got a nice center of mass. Can I use my lever to move it?

Christizzzle

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

runnergirl0721

so there are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
- no 26
oh sorry...i forgot about u r a q t :flowerforyou:

George_Baileys_Ghost

Lemme put some vitamin d in your supplement stack.

runnergirl0721

i want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket

Christizzzle

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

Hardnfast

Ready for launch 5 4 3 2 1 here I come

msbunnie68

Is this love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?

runnergirl0721

if i told you i work for ups would you let me handle your package?

ooBombshellBeautyoo

Not good with the one liners, so "how you doing"...

runnergirl0721

that suit is very becoming on you..but then again, i would be too.

Hardnfast

@ooLoo Great, so now come back with me and let me show you the stars.

_Pseudonymous_

You make me feel like a pirate because I am really digging that booty!

EddieHaskell97

Is there a termite in your family tree? Because I get the feeling you're craving a mouth full of w00d!

George_Baileys_Ghost

Come at me bro.

WhatAnAss

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

calibriintx

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet @ss.

George_Baileys_Ghost

I'm not a weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

msbunnie68

I am the finger down your spine when all the lights go out...

calibriintx

I'm not a weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

headofphat

Do you have 30 seconds? Good, I only need 20.