The BIG MFP Flirt-down

runnergirl0721 · May 2014

oh you like to run? well will you like me run after your heart?

Galatea_Stone · May 2014

Are you Papa John's, cause I wanna pizza dat *kitten*.

runnergirl0721 · May 2014

Do you like sleeping? Because maybe we should do it together sometime.

homerjspartan · May 2014

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

George_Baileys_Ghost · May 2014

Here's your damn sandwich, where's my tip?

homerjspartan · May 2014

You are sweet, I bet your family and friends would be sad if you disappeared. Sooo can I buy you a drink?

Galatea_Stone · May 2014

You'll do

runnergirl0721 · May 2014

do you like in a corn field? because i'm stalking you

Christizzzle · May 2014

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

George_Baileys_Ghost · May 2014

Baby, you've got a nice center of mass. Can I use my lever to move it?

Christizzzle · May 2014

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

runnergirl0721 · May 2014

so there are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
- no 26
oh sorry...i forgot about u r a q t :flowerforyou:

George_Baileys_Ghost · May 2014

Lemme put some vitamin d in your supplement stack.

runnergirl0721 · May 2014

i want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket

Christizzzle · May 2014

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

Hardnfast · May 2014

Ready for launch 5 4 3 2 1 here I come

msbunnie68 · May 2014

Is this love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?

runnergirl0721 · May 2014

if i told you i work for ups would you let me handle your package?

ooBombshellBeautyoo · May 2014

Not good with the one liners, so "how you doing"...

runnergirl0721 · May 2014

that suit is very becoming on you..but then again, i would be too.

Hardnfast · May 2014

@ooLoo Great, so now come back with me and let me show you the stars.

_Pseudonymous_ · May 2014

You make me feel like a pirate because I am really digging that booty!

EddieHaskell97 · May 2014

Is there a termite in your family tree? Because I get the feeling you're craving a mouth full of w00d!

George_Baileys_Ghost · May 2014

Come at me bro.

WhatAnAss · May 2014

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

calibriintx · May 2014

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet @ss.

George_Baileys_Ghost · May 2014

I'm not a weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

msbunnie68 · May 2014

I am the finger down your spine when all the lights go out...

calibriintx · May 2014

I'm not a weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

headofphat · May 2014

Do you have 30 seconds? Good, I only need 20.

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