The BIG MFP Flirt-down

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    I hope you got a big trunk, cuz I'm putting my bike in it.

    JINX!
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
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    Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
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    Hi....yeah that's all I got cos you distracted me with your fine looking nips
  • Crateria_
    Crateria_ Posts: 253 Member
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    I put on my robe and wizard hat. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    good thing i remembered my library card...cuz i'm checkin you out ;)
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    I painted a picture of your soul. I’ll give it to you outside the abandoned strip club at midnight. Come alone.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    Shhh...it only hurts for a second

    :laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.


    That's right!! Say my name!!
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
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    My thights make excellent earmuffs.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    come here and let me tie your shoes baby...i don't want you falling for someone else
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    I want to peel your banana
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
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    Honey, I’m from a big family; you’re gonna be having 8 brothers-in-law and 7 sisters-in-law!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
  • soberlicious
    soberlicious Posts: 121 Member
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    Honey, I’m from a big family; you’re gonna be having 8 brothers-in-law and 7 sisters-in-law!

    can i interest you in another hump to add to your collection?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    Shhh...it only hurts for a second

    :laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.


    That's right!! Say my name!!

    Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    You look hot enough to cook a pizza on
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    You're so pretty, I think I'll keep your face.
  • Hardnfast
    Hardnfast Posts: 463
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    For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    You're so pretty, I think I'll keep your face.

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  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    If I said you had a beautiful body, would you shut up and take off your pants?

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