The BIG MFP Flirt-down

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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    Would you like a little Italian in you?
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    You're so hot even my zipper is falling for you
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
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    You know what a rusty roof means? Wet pipes.
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
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    Would you like a little Italian in you?

    I knew you had a peen.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Hi, I'm foreign. I have Russian hands and Roman fingers. Wanna see them? They're from the last people to turn me down.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    Your sister is way hotter....
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna Pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    Is your daddy a baker because you sure do have a nice set of buns...
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    I like my coffee like I like my women...sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    hey baby...how do you like your eggs in the morning?
    -Unfertilized
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Have you ever had your belly button licked?....From the inside?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    My couch pulls out, but I don't.
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    Let's play restaurant. You bring me a sandwich and I'll give you the tip.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    you can turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Why are you being picky? I'm not.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    Psshhh...like you're gettng a better offer than THIS.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    Why are you being picky? I'm not.

    I hear that you give a real good boob washing.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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