The BIG MFP Flirt-down

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  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
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    Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • alaskamatteson
    alaskamatteson Posts: 95 Member
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    Notice me senpai.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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    Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that *kitten*!
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
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    Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    Do my nuts taste funny?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Just thought I would let you know, today is our negative two year anniversary
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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    Do you take Visa?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    wanna come back to my place? i've got a nice bottle of chianti and can cook up some fava beans.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    I hope you got a big trunk, cuz I'm putting my bike in it.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    Hey baby do you like water? Well, then you already love 80% of me...
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    On a scale from one to ten, I’m attracted to you whatever number equals being willing to rip off my own donger and put it in a box and leave it on your doorstep. Is that a seven?
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
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    You have 15 minutes before my husband gets home...can you get it done?
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
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    You beauty is immeasurable, but if I did try, it would be off the charts baby.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    You have 15 minutes before my husband gets home...can you get it done?

    9 times
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    I hope you got a big trunk, 'cause i'm putting my bike in it...
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    if you were a transformer, you'd be optimus fine
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Shhh...it only hurts for a second

    :laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    I hope you got a big trunk, 'cause i'm putting my bike in it...

    Park it next to Mia's.

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