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The BIG MFP Flirt-down

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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Would you like a little Italian in you?
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    You're so hot even my zipper is falling for you
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    You know what a rusty roof means? Wet pipes.
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    Would you like a little Italian in you?

    I knew you had a peen.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Hi, I'm foreign. I have Russian hands and Roman fingers. Wanna see them? They're from the last people to turn me down.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Your sister is way hotter....
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna Pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    Is your daddy a baker because you sure do have a nice set of buns...
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I like my coffee like I like my women...sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    hey baby...how do you like your eggs in the morning?
    -Unfertilized
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Have you ever had your belly button licked?....From the inside?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    My couch pulls out, but I don't.
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    Let's play restaurant. You bring me a sandwich and I'll give you the tip.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    you can turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Why are you being picky? I'm not.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Psshhh...like you're gettng a better offer than THIS.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Why are you being picky? I'm not.

    I hear that you give a real good boob washing.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Slap me naked and hide my clothes...PLEASE!
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    You remind me of my pinky toe...

    You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight :flowerforyou:
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
    Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    well, i'm here. what are your other 2 wishes?
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    You’re so sexy you made me forget my pick up line.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    You’re so sexy you made me forget my pick up line.

    Nice shoes . . . . where did you get them? I'm not as strange, I'm sure, as I must sound but I really am interested in the design and manufacture of women's shoes, and find that the effect that a well-made pair can have on a woman's posture - - let alone confidnce -- it quite incredible.

    Those in particular enhance your calves and conjure imagery of sadomasochistic scenes the likes of which would make Sader-Masoch blush carmine.

    Listen, the point is, I'd like to start with my mouth down there and work my way up. I hope this isn't making you feel too uncomfortable. Why is your manager coming over?

    Anyway, I also would like a large fries, and this is to go.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I didn't say I wanted to dance, I said you look fat in those pants.....
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