The BIG MFP Flirt-down

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  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
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    Slap me naked and hide my clothes...PLEASE!
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    You remind me of my pinky toe...

    You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight :flowerforyou:
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
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    Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    well, i'm here. what are your other 2 wishes?
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    You’re so sexy you made me forget my pick up line.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    You’re so sexy you made me forget my pick up line.

    Nice shoes . . . . where did you get them? I'm not as strange, I'm sure, as I must sound but I really am interested in the design and manufacture of women's shoes, and find that the effect that a well-made pair can have on a woman's posture - - let alone confidnce -- it quite incredible.

    Those in particular enhance your calves and conjure imagery of sadomasochistic scenes the likes of which would make Sader-Masoch blush carmine.

    Listen, the point is, I'd like to start with my mouth down there and work my way up. I hope this isn't making you feel too uncomfortable. Why is your manager coming over?

    Anyway, I also would like a large fries, and this is to go.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    I didn't say I wanted to dance, I said you look fat in those pants.....
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    oh you like to run? well will you like me run after your heart?
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    Are you Papa John's, cause I wanna pizza dat *kitten*.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    Do you like sleeping? Because maybe we should do it together sometime.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    Here's your damn sandwich, where's my tip?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    You are sweet, I bet your family and friends would be sad if you disappeared. Sooo can I buy you a drink?
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    You'll do
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    do you like in a corn field? because i'm stalking you
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
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    Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    Baby, you've got a nice center of mass. Can I use my lever to move it?

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