The BIG MFP Flirt-down

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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    I hope you got a big trunk, cuz I'm putting my bike in it.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    Hey baby do you like water? Well, then you already love 80% of me...
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    On a scale from one to ten, I’m attracted to you whatever number equals being willing to rip off my own donger and put it in a box and leave it on your doorstep. Is that a seven?
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    You have 15 minutes before my husband gets home...can you get it done?
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    You beauty is immeasurable, but if I did try, it would be off the charts baby.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    You have 15 minutes before my husband gets home...can you get it done?

    9 times
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I hope you got a big trunk, 'cause i'm putting my bike in it...
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    if you were a transformer, you'd be optimus fine
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Shhh...it only hurts for a second

    :laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I hope you got a big trunk, 'cause i'm putting my bike in it...

    Park it next to Mia's.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I hope you got a big trunk, cuz I'm putting my bike in it.

    JINX!
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    Hi....yeah that's all I got cos you distracted me with your fine looking nips
  • Crateria_
    Crateria_ Posts: 253 Member
    I put on my robe and wizard hat. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    good thing i remembered my library card...cuz i'm checkin you out ;)
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I painted a picture of your soul. I’ll give it to you outside the abandoned strip club at midnight. Come alone.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Shhh...it only hurts for a second

    :laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.


    That's right!! Say my name!!
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    My thights make excellent earmuffs.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    come here and let me tie your shoes baby...i don't want you falling for someone else
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    I want to peel your banana
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Honey, I’m from a big family; you’re gonna be having 8 brothers-in-law and 7 sisters-in-law!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
  • soberlicious
    soberlicious Posts: 121 Member
    Honey, I’m from a big family; you’re gonna be having 8 brothers-in-law and 7 sisters-in-law!

    can i interest you in another hump to add to your collection?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Shhh...it only hurts for a second

    :laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.


    That's right!! Say my name!!

    Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    You look hot enough to cook a pizza on
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    You're so pretty, I think I'll keep your face.
  • Hardnfast
    Hardnfast Posts: 463
    For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    You're so pretty, I think I'll keep your face.

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  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    If I said you had a beautiful body, would you shut up and take off your pants?

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