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The BIG MFP Flirt-down
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I hope you got a big trunk, cuz I'm putting my bike in it.0
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Hey baby do you like water? Well, then you already love 80% of me...0
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On a scale from one to ten, I’m attracted to you whatever number equals being willing to rip off my own donger and put it in a box and leave it on your doorstep. Is that a seven?0
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You have 15 minutes before my husband gets home...can you get it done?0
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You beauty is immeasurable, but if I did try, it would be off the charts baby.0
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You have 15 minutes before my husband gets home...can you get it done?
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I hope you got a big trunk, 'cause i'm putting my bike in it...0
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if you were a transformer, you'd be optimus fine0
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Shhh...it only hurts for a second
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.0 -
I hope you got a big trunk, 'cause i'm putting my bike in it...
Park it next to Mia's.0 -
I hope you got a big trunk, cuz I'm putting my bike in it.
JINX!0 -
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?0
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Hi....yeah that's all I got cos you distracted me with your fine looking nips0
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I put on my robe and wizard hat. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism.0
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good thing i remembered my library card...cuz i'm checkin you out0
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I painted a picture of your soul. I’ll give it to you outside the abandoned strip club at midnight. Come alone.0
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Shhh...it only hurts for a second
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.
That's right!! Say my name!!0 -
My thights make excellent earmuffs.0
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come here and let me tie your shoes baby...i don't want you falling for someone else0
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I want to peel your banana0
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Honey, I’m from a big family; you’re gonna be having 8 brothers-in-law and 7 sisters-in-law!0
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You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.0
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Honey, I’m from a big family; you’re gonna be having 8 brothers-in-law and 7 sisters-in-law!
can i interest you in another hump to add to your collection?0 -
Shhh...it only hurts for a second
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.
That's right!! Say my name!!
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on0 -
You look hot enough to cook a pizza on0
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You're so pretty, I think I'll keep your face.0
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For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.0
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You're so pretty, I think I'll keep your face.0
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Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?0
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you shut up and take off your pants?0
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