Underwear is so overrated

conqueringsquidlette

Boy this thread took a turn.

It went from being asked to remove pants for a foot exam and not wearing underwear to being in an accident and having clothes cut off.

Flab2Fab27

I had this epiphany this week! What's the point of wearing them if I'm going to sweat, then not wear them after?! If I had non-nice underwear then maybe I'd wear them, but as it is I only have pretty underwear, what a waste to wear them just for a work out!

Except my superwoman thong, that helps me run faster of course.....

you'd be even faster if you wore them on the outside of your pants!!!!

Have a child OP vaginally and your sentiment will change.

and we were having such a good conversation before this gem.

<sudder>

no thanks. kids are icky- much less what they do to the fun tunnel!!!

I spit my coffee out reading "fun tunnel"..

CynthiaT60

But, but...if no underwear, then how to avoid your pants getting "stuck" when you come up from a squat?? :huh:

JoRocka

I spit my coffee out reading "fun tunnel"..

I have friends who call it a pen*s pocket... but fun tunnel is more amusing.

But, but...if no underwear, then how to avoid your pants getting "stuck" when you come up from a squat?? huh

they get stuck and when you are done squatting- you unstick them.

I'd rather have pants semi stuck than digging a completely embedded wedgey in there.

Seriously- underwear underneath fitted capris means they try to come live inside me. It's not pretty.

CynthiaT60

But, but...if no underwear, then how to avoid your pants getting "stuck" when you come up from a squat?? huh

they get stuck and when you are done squatting- you unstick them.

I'd rather have pants semi stuck than digging a completely embedded wedgey in there.

Seriously- underwear underneath fitted capris means they try to come live inside me. It's not pretty.

Ugh, stuck pants....:noway: I have no problems wearing underwear, but then I don't wear strings. Maybe that's the difference.

JoRocka

Nope-I'm not talking about strings- strings are already 'up' (which is why I love them for day to day wear- put them on- then forget them)- but I don't squat in them- that rubs my tail bone uncomfortably at the top.

I'm talking about regular bikini style underwear with moderate coverage- Problem is mai butt- it's big- and hungry- so it's ALL or nothing- meaning I need full booty shorts on - or thongs- or nothing.

Anything in between WILL wind up being consumed by the butt.


The thing with pants is that they are already fitted- so it winds up being a little mini wedgey and that's it- because they wrap all the way around my legs- it's physically impossible for them to wind up on deep in wedgey city.

ohpiper

It's good for jumping jacks but not necessary when piping.

ahviendha

word.