An open letter...

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  • Dear Self -
    I know you have lots of errands to run today at lunch time - picking up pictures at Sears, getting gas, car wash, and stopping at the grocery store BUT please do not be tempted to stop at any fast food places along the way. Don't throw the 30 day shred and eat stop eat down the drain. You only have a week to go....

    Hang in there,
    Craving pizza, tacos, ect
  • kelsully
    kelsully Posts: 1,008 Member
    Dear guy driving on the shoulder of the road as I am running down it,
    First the white lines on the road are the one you need to stay between - you do not cross them and you do not drive on the shoulder coming straight at a pedestrian jogging. Second, I had on running shorts, a hoodie, earphones and RUNNING SHOES - that should be a giant clue that yeah I am out for a jog and NO I do not need a ride and NO I am not lost. Please don't stop me again or I will get your license plate and call the police.


    Sincerely,
    Leave me alone when I am out jogging



    Dear Leave me alone when I am out jogging

    Please carry cell phone and pepper spray so if the guy on the shoulder keeps pestering you can do something about it. Stay safe.

    Signed
    another runner that gets the willies sometimes at people's odd behavior
  • Dear Mr. Man on the treadmill next to me this morning,

    1. It was 1am when you got there...there was a whole room full of equipment for you to choose from, you didn't have to pick the machine next to me.

    2. I know I have a big butt. OK a really big butt. It has been following me for 37 years. I don't need to hear you mumbling: "mmmm I like watching dat booty roll around now a'ight!" Seriously? If you were *trying* to pick me up (if I were single), you just totally blew it.

    Sincerely,
    Bootylicious Babe who was laughing at you
  • Dear Self -
    I know you have lots of errands to run today at lunch time - picking up pictures at Sears, getting gas, car wash, and stopping at the grocery store BUT please do not be tempted to stop at any fast food places along the way. Don't throw the 30 day shred and eat stop eat down the drain. You only have a week to go....

    Hang in there,
    Craving pizza, tacos, ect


    Pack a little lunch that you know is healthy for you and take it along on your errands today. Beat the urge....I know, it's hard--but you CAN do it.
  • tracyts
    tracyts Posts: 113
    Dear Kindergarten Teacher:

    My child is not dishonest. Don't characterize him as such. He is a 5 year old boy who isn't going to tell you the entire story if he thinks he's going to get in trouble. So when he tells you that Bobby hit him, he's not going to volunteer that he pinched Bobby back. That doesn't make him dishonest, it makes him 5 and you should know that after claiming to teach kindergarten for 20 years. Also, it was obvious that you don't like the fact that I'm a working mother given that when it came up you looked like you just sucked on a salted lemon and then said "oooohhhh" like it explained your belief that my son is lacking in some way, but that doesn't mean I'm any less of a mother than those who are at home so you can keep your effing opinion to yourself.

    Love, "That Mother"

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    Dear 2nd Grade Teacher:

    I love you, my son loves you. Thank you for supporting my son even though he can be the devil at times and has the talent to blow your lesson plan out of the water with his antics. I so appreciate you giving him the extra assignments to make sure he continues to be challenged and engaged in the classroom and not such a disruption. I know he doesn't know it all, he just thinks he does. Your hard work is noticed and appreciated.

    Love, Your biggest fan
    P.S. Can you teach Kindergarten?
  • KendalBeee
    KendalBeee Posts: 2,269 Member
    Dear Office Managers at Doctors' Offices,

    THANK YOU FOR RETURNING MY CALLS!! I cannot do my job without talking to you and most of the time, I do not get responses to repeated messages left. For some reason this week, you are returning my calls the same day I call and you are all being super polite to me. Yay for finally getting somewhere!

    Signed,
    that girl who just needs about 30 seconds of your time
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Dear Kindergarten Teacher:

    My child is not dishonest. Don't characterize him as such. He is a 5 year old boy who isn't going to tell you the entire story if he thinks he's going to get in trouble. So when he tells you that Bobby hit him, he's not going to volunteer that he pinched Bobby back. That doesn't make him dishonest, it makes him 5 and you should know that after claiming to teach kindergarten for 20 years. Also, it was obvious that you don't like the fact that I'm a working mother given that when it came up you looked like you just sucked on a salted lemon and then said "oooohhhh" like it explained your belief that my son is lacking in some way, but that doesn't mean I'm any less of a mother than those who are at home so you can keep your effing opinion to yourself.

    Love, "That Mother"

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    Dear 2nd Grade Teacher:

    I love you, my son loves you. Thank you for supporting my son even though he can be the devil at times and has the talent to blow your lesson plan out of the water with his antics. I so appreciate you giving him the extra assignments to make sure he continues to be challenged and engaged in the classroom and not such a disruption. I know he doesn't know it all, he just thinks he does. Your hard work is noticed and appreciated.

    Love, Your biggest fan
    P.S. Can you teach Kindergarten?


    LOL I have one too

    Dear Grade 3 teacher

    I know you teach "special ed" but it's been 3 months now and you seriously have no clue about my son. It was a little disconcerning when I went into the Interview yesterday and you kept saying "oh now that makes sense"...seriously you haven't noticed that Ash can't handle loud noises or chaos? That he compeletly shuts down when he's over stimulated? there's only 7 kids in your class, how can you not notice that when he gets frustrated, it's because he doesn't understand what you're saying...and he hates asking for help because you punish him for not listening. It takes Ash a little longer to process what's being said, but once he gets it, I bet he has the right answer...give him a second to roll it around in his brain and then he'll answer you. How about teaching him skills to prevent frustration? that would be awesome. Or social skills would be good too...or else what is the point in him being in the Behavior Class? The reason why he has behavior is because you are teaching to one specific type of child...the loud and obnoxious child, not the quiet, easily stimulated child...so why not put him in "normal" classes...we talked all about this yesterday...well I did anyways, you were to excited to tell me you're going to Cuba for Christmas and how you spent $20 000 on your wedding last year...and for the record Mrs. Fancy Pants...my engagement ring is WAY better than both your engagement and wedding band combined! Thank-you and good day.... I SAID GOOD DAY!
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    :ohwell: I have another one


    Dear Sick Guy,

    Thanx for coming into work today, hacking all over my desk as you walk in. Telling me how sick you are, and how the tylenol isn't working. Thank-you for risking my health, and the health of everyone else in the office. I am a single mom, who really tries to take care of her health so I don't get sick...I haven't had a communicable disease in years! Because I'm sanitary. But because you couldn't stay at home in bed (why i'm not sure, I do everything for you), I run the risk of being bed ridden. That means that supper isn't cooked, money isn't being made, homework isn't being done, and games aren't being played with my son, because I can't get out of bed. In the future could you please stay home if you're that sick? I can hear you sniffling and coughing in your office...you sound like a coke junkie...it's obvious that you need to call in sick...you get paid for it doofus! And it's almost the end of the fiscal year which means that your one sick day will get stricken from the record and you start all over...with all your sick days, all your flex days and all your holidays....so take a day to yourself, dope yourself up on dimetapp and leave your germs where they belong, on your body, not mine...

    Sincerely

    your assistant
  • newman84
    newman84 Posts: 234 Member
    Dear room mates,
    Stop being so dame lazy, I am the only one in the house that works. So please quite complaining about haveing to do house chours when i'm at work all day. While you watch tv and do nothing.
    Also please hurry up and move out i can't take your 4 children driving me insane. Just becasue u can't hear them when they get up and sleep in till 10 every day doen't mean that on my days off i want to get up at 7 and yell at them to shut up. Also please quite acting like it's an incovencence to watch them when me and my husband want to go out to dinner by ourselves. I hope your realize i pay the mortgage the cable and the trash, among other things, and you paying about 250 a month to pay the electric and water isn't asking too much. You don'[t have any other bills to pay. Also please make your children clean them selves better. I'm tired of getting sick all the time from the things they bring home. Please quite complaining about having to make dinner. I left at 8 and don't get home till after 6 and i don't feel like making dinner. My husband shouldn't have ot do everything. When he was working and paying you 40 dollars every 2 weeks to sit at home with my daughter since you would be there anyways.

    Please hurry up and move out i'm tired of the crap and my house being a **** hole.Your the reason he quite his job to stay home and pay attention to our daughter since you seem to ignore her except when it wastime to eat and she would ask for food.

    sincerly
    your very irritated friend and room mate
  • Dear Clients 1, 2 and 3,

    Client 1, of course i don't mind that you made me run over because you had to bring your 3 year old with you. It's fine that he peed all over my floor and i had to clean it up. I totally understand. But for future reference, a tip would be appreciated.

    Client 2, i'm glad we were able to help you out with your money troubles by doing your hair for less that the OAP discount price on a day that is not the OAP day. However, please stop rubbing it in my face by bringing in new jewellery and clothes every week and telling me how expensive it was.

    Client 3, when i say you can keep your underwear on during your massage, i mean keep your fricking underwear on you pervert

    Signed Your beautician

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    Dear ex-boyfriend,

    I'm sorry i hurt you when i broke up with you, but we both knew it was over. Yes we had 6 good years, but the last 1 sucked big time.

    Please stop calling and asking my opinion on the one-night stands you've been having ever since.
    Don't tell me how hot all the girls think you are.
    Don't ask my opinion on the girl you got pregnant, who had an abortion.
    Don't ask me to be a witness to your marriage to your foreign gf of 1 month because you think it'll save money, then change your mind about the wedding. In 7 years you never made any effort to move forward with me, though now i'm glad.

    Stop saying how we could have lasted another year, when we broke up less than a year ago.
    Don't you dare dis my current boyfriend. You know what happened last time you tried it.
    Get over yourself. "I didn't think you'd love anyone after me" Arrogant much?

    But thankyou for all the times you told me which part of my body i should work on the most and for telling me how pretty i would be if i lost weight.

    I will. I'll be HOT. But you won't get the benefit of it.

    I tried to stay friends for my god-daughter/ your neice's sake, but you are being creepy and weird.

    Love, the ex.

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    Dear boyfriend,

    Thankyou for chasing me and telling me you were in love with me when i drunk dialled you and we weren't even together.

    Thankyou for telling me how hot and sexy i am from the time i blushed and hid my face to now, 6 months down the line, where i believe it.
    Thankyou for doing all the cooking and washing our clothes. For putting your headphones on if you're playing on the computer and i'm tired. For massaging my back and running me a bath when i'm sore. For wanting me, in every sense.

    You are everything i never knew i wanted and needed. I love you with all my heart. I just wish you were a little closer and that you didn't like McDonalds.

    Love, the luckiest girl in the world
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    Dear Mum,
    Thankyou for your constant support whether you thought i was doing the right thing or not. Financially, physically, mentally, you are always there. You even bought me a car when i broke up with Adam and couldn't afford one. I got my confidence back and i have never been happier.
    I love you.
    And when you're old i promise not to stick you in a home.
    Love Kayles
  • goochinator
    goochinator Posts: 383 Member
    Dear Bossman.
    Have you not noticed we sit here in the office with shirts, sweaters and jackets on while practically sitting on our space heaters? wth? Your millions cannot afford your freezing staff some heat?! bstrd,

    Dear BM:
    I realize you are homeless by choice and that you don't give a rat's *kitten* about your kids, but WHY do you insist that they spend time with you on Thanksgiving, robbing them of a normal Thanksgiving? These kids absolutely need to learn what's normal. Sitting in a freezing *kitten* car on Thanksgiving with nothing to eat is not normal- they are going to resent missing out on your mom's family thanksgiving. We agreed it wasyour turn this year, fine- Why cant you let them be with your family?? I understand you hate your family now too, but the kids shouldnt suffer because of your psychotic issues. How sad that you think you are sticking it to your ex and myself, but guess what? You are only disgusting your kids, by chasing a homeless worthless boyfriend.
    - your daughters stepmother

    Dear Mother Nature:
    Please stop with the icy cold. I know I know...November, winter. I get it.

    Dear BFF:
    Please please please be available via phone for my walk...time flies hella fast when chatting.

    Dear Goochi,
    uh yeah, you ARE walking today and you are working out tonight. I don't care how cold it is. You can do this with ease, so stop whining and just go out and do it. I don't care if youre already cold. Wth? You think this *kitten* is going to come off easy? Get over it. Not to mention, yes, you will be working out on Thanksgiving and the day after- Don't be a lameass.
  • debkin
    debkin Posts: 14
    Dear Co-Worker who filled the kitchen sink with water yesterday, but didn't do the dishes,

    C'mon... if you have the time to fill the sink, I am pretty sure that you have time to wash the 7 dishes that were in it rather than leave it for me to deal with this morning. Might I suggest that next time you spend a little less time gossiping to your friends on the phone and then you would have a few extra minutes to wash those 7 dishes that you left for me... in a sink full of cold, dirty dish water... UGH!

    Sincerely,
    The extremely annoyed girl who sits beside you.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Dear Mr. Man on the treadmill next to me this morning,

    1. It was 1am when you got there...there was a whole room full of equipment for you to choose from, you didn't have to pick the machine next to me.

    2. I know I have a big butt. OK a really big butt. It has been following me for 37 years. I don't need to hear you mumbling: "mmmm I like watching dat booty roll around now a'ight!" Seriously? If you were *trying* to pick me up (if I were single), you just totally blew it.

    Sincerely,
    Bootylicious Babe who was laughing at you

    :laugh: I love when guys "try" to hit on girls like that. Does that *kitten* ever work?!
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  • JulieTX86
    JulieTX86 Posts: 303 Member
    bump
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    dear dad

    thanks for calling me to tell me you weren't coming until tomorrow. I'm sure you're relieved as well since mom would be a nervous wreck on the road, and she wouldn't even be the one driving. it will be nice having one more evening of peace & quiet before the children in my house increase from 2 to 4 due to yours & mom's presence. I love you both dearly, but there are times that I feel like I became the parent WAY too soon. oh, and please try to pick up after yourselves this time around. you've gotten better, but it would be nice to have things the way they were when you arrived after you leave. also, can you try to take a hint as to how nice our house looks when you get there and try to do the same for us when we come visit you? there are times I feel more dirty after taking a shower at your house than I did before...

    sincerely

    daughter who much prefers you visit me than for me to visit you

    That's how I feel at my SIL...unfortunetly her and her family destroys my house when they come...and they're staying for 4 days at Christmas...but I refuse to go to their disease infested house, so what can ya do?
  • Magenta15
    Magenta15 Posts: 850 Member
    Dear neighbor who thinks their mother lives in the building...

    she doesn't. Is it really so hard to get the junk mail out of your mail box and take the 2 steps, or long arm stretch over to the garbage can and drop it in there yourself? It's no one else's job to clean up after you. And while we're at it, that garbage can is there for the junk mail and comings and goings refuse. Not as your personal garbage can because you're too lazy to step outside and walk ten steps to the dumpster like everyone else. Please stop, you're stinking up the building.

    Love
    your neighbor, not your cleaning lady.
  • Thanks for the laugh. Gotta print that..
  • Dear Dog,
    Yes, you are the cutest dog on the planet, but it does not mean I have to freeze my butt off while you sniff everything up and down the street while trying to find a good spot to take care of your "business". Please, in the future, choose quickly so that I can get to work on time. There will be an extra treat in your bowl if you do!! Regards
    Your obedient Servant

    Oh man I know what you mean. Both of my dogs do this, and lately one of them has been starting to want out around 3-4am....in Canada...
  • Dear Cat number 1

    Why do you have to sleep on the bath mat? Wet or dry you stretch out and look so comfy that i don't want to move you. However when its time for me to have a bath you cannot cry and moan at me. You can have it the other 23 hours of the day,i swear.

    Love
    the one you moaned at when a drip landed on your head

    Dear Cat number 2

    Thankyou for not sleeping on the mat. But the stairs? Really? It is not my fault when i step on you. You're the one that can see in the dark...move.

    Also, why do you insist on ripping the lid off the fish food and scattering it all over the carpet to eat? Surely you should be trying to eat the fish!

    Love
    the one that feeds you cat food
  • Dear guy driving on the shoulder of the road as I am running down it,
    First the white lines on the road are the one you need to stay between - you do not cross them and you do not drive on the shoulder coming straight at a pedestrian jogging. Second, I had on running shorts, a hoodie, earphones and RUNNING SHOES - that should be a giant clue that yeah I am out for a jog and NO I do not need a ride and NO I am not lost. Please don't stop me again or I will get your license plate and call the police.


    Sincerely,
    Leave me alone when I am out jogging

    That happened to me yesterday. It gave me such a scare that I could keep up with a bulky runner who was passing by for a few minutes.
  • msbanana
    msbanana Posts: 793 Member
    Dear VP of Sales,
    I <3 your crazy Austrailian *kitten*. Yes I had coordinated the green on purpose (gloves & Scarf) no, I did not chose the green paper on purpose that was totally coincidental and I SO did NOT have anything green in my teeth. Yes I checked. Thank you for noticing my hard work both in the office and at the gym. Thanks for the compliment (skinny! ha!) and our chat about fitness and working out was pretty awesome. Thanks for caring and being down to earth. Hope you find a good way to work out those bum knees. I'm telling you the gym is great. :bigsmile:

    You're my favorite, Skipper!
  • just4peachy
    just4peachy Posts: 594 Member
    Dear Kindergarten Teacher:

    My child is not dishonest. Don't characterize him as such. He is a 5 year old boy who isn't going to tell you the entire story if he thinks he's going to get in trouble. So when he tells you that Bobby hit him, he's not going to volunteer that he pinched Bobby back. That doesn't make him dishonest, it makes him 5 and you should know that after claiming to teach kindergarten for 20 years. Also, it was obvious that you don't like the fact that I'm a working mother given that when it came up you looked like you just sucked on a salted lemon and then said "oooohhhh" like it explained your belief that my son is lacking in some way, but that doesn't mean I'm any less of a mother than those who are at home so you can keep your effing opinion to yourself.

    Love, "That Mother"

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    Dear 2nd Grade Teacher:

    I love you, my son loves you. Thank you for supporting my son even though he can be the devil at times and has the talent to blow your lesson plan out of the water with his antics. I so appreciate you giving him the extra assignments to make sure he continues to be challenged and engaged in the classroom and not such a disruption. I know he doesn't know it all, he just thinks he does. Your hard work is noticed and appreciated.

    Love, Your biggest fan
    P.S. Can you teach Kindergarten?
    I swear my son had the same teachers for kindergarten and second grade! If only we could take her to third with us next year :sad:
    Dear Sick Guy,

    Thanx for coming into work today, hacking all over my desk as you walk in. Telling me how sick you are, and how the tylenol isn't working. Thank-you for risking my health, and the health of everyone else in the office. I am a single mom, who really tries to take care of her health so I don't get sick...I haven't had a communicable disease in years! Because I'm sanitary. But because you couldn't stay at home in bed (why i'm not sure, I do everything for you), I run the risk of being bed ridden. That means that supper isn't cooked, money isn't being made, homework isn't being done, and games aren't being played with my son, because I can't get out of bed. In the future could you please stay home if you're that sick? I can hear you sniffling and coughing in your office...you sound like a coke junkie...it's obvious that you need to call in sick...you get paid for it doofus! And it's almost the end of the fiscal year which means that your one sick day will get stricken from the record and you start all over...with all your sick days, all your flex days and all your holidays....so take a day to yourself, dope yourself up on dimetapp and leave your germs where they belong, on your body, not mine...

    Sincerely

    your assistant
    This frustrates me to no end! I bet these are the same idiots that take contagious children to other peoples houses but complain when their child catches something from someone else.


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  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Dear Woman At The Gym Who Wears Light Grey Leggings and Does Deep Stretches,

    Can you please either A) wear underwear or B) wear a shirt longer than your butt? No one needs or wants to see all of your lady business that's going on, especially when you're sweating. That's just gross.

    Signed,

    Nauseous



    Dear Woman at the Gym Who Wears Light Grey Leggings and Does Deep Stretches.....and her hubby the underpantsless guy

    Please wear some sort of supportive undergarment. When you wear thin cotton shorts and have ...shall we call them "issues" after you get off each machine it is a bit distrubing and distracting to others. I don't need to know what religion you practice through your shorts.

    Signed the lady stuck on the rowing machine while you were doing all kinds of Ab exercises etc on the bench right in front of the rowing maching

    :laugh: We should introduce them!
  • Dear friend who shall remain nameless,

    You completely made my day telling me how good I looked. :blushing: Some days I can't even hardly look in the mirror but today was not one of those days thanks to you. I love you much more than you may ever know. I only hope I give to you as much as you give to me.

    Love,
    your biggest fan in the world and hopefully your closest friend :wink:



    Dear sweet son,

    I know you are not feeling well. Could you possibly try to get closer to the bathroom next time before you throw up all the way down the carpeted hallway? :frown: That's no fun stepping in throw up on my frantic way to help you out. I love you little guy and hope the throwing up is over with for tonight.

    love,
    mommy...now let me go wash my feet off gross



    Dear neighbors,

    I did not know you well, but I couldn't be happier that you moved out today. I'm sorry I called you idiots one day...I was upset. I just hope that someone good takes your place across the hall or I might have to call them idiots too. :laugh: At least now I don't have to watch your son waddle down the sidewalk like some freaky person in those skinny jeans anymore...even though that was always hilarious! Good luck whereever you now reside!

    yours truly,

    the one who called you idiots


    Dear me,

    I wish you'd stop for a minute and truly appreciate yourself for once. I know it's new territory for us but it's something we got to do. Believe the people when they tell you things you needed to hear. Believe in yourself a little. You rebelling is really starting to keep me up at night and trust me I need the sleep. So don't make me have to kick your booty, you know I will. P90X doubles...remember those days, don't make me go there again girl. We are sooo worth this!

    Love,
    the other half of you
  • purple1butterfly
    purple1butterfly Posts: 634 Member
    Dear children

    Please let your dad have five minutes too his self & stop clinging to him.
  • Dear Father n Law Step Mother N Law,
    While yes i know that we moved 3.5 hours away and you miss the grandchildren but if you arent going to rearrange some of your schedule after *****ing at me to rearrange mine while i was down this weekend yoru not going to see them . Aside from you i have my parents, grandparents, my husbands mother, and lots of friends i like to meet up with and see and it is hard enough to make time for everyone expecially if i rearrange things twice just for you to call and say you arent going to be able to make it at that time.,!!! And please while your at it hear this YES of COURSE i put my family before you guys because they put an effort into seeing us too. We couldnt afford to come down they came up . We had birthday parties(even when we lived only 15 mins away ) and you couldnt make it for whatever reason ! I am soo SICK of listening to your obsessent *****ing and crying and gossiping about how i think that i better than e veryone just cause my parents have money !!!!yeah they have money because they worked there *kitten* off most times 7 days a week for years so we could as a family live comfortably !!! So thank you for noticing but no they dont pay the morgage on our house my husband and myself work our *kitten* off too so maybe one day our kids can live as comfortably as we want them to !!!!!! And if you call/text/im/or update status to me about missing the grandchildren so bad you cry yourself to sleep i am going to drive down without the kids and punch you you freaking face.!!! i did what i could you just had "better" things to do i guess.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Oh and one more thing Father N Law if you send my husband one more f****** naked pic of various women i will block your number from our phonelines and well will not talk to you nemore... For you saying im your favorite daughter n law i deserve more f in respect than that !!!!

    Love,
    Your Daughter in Law who liked you more when you hated me for making your son/stepson fall head overheels for a single mother of one...!!!!

    wow i feel better now ohh oneday i may say it to their faces
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057


    They don't have a change counting machine?

    Apparently it had jammed yesterday which sucks, I hate when technology fails and I was thoroughly sympathetic but it could have been done without the comments about broke people.

    Go back today with $50 worth of pennies and tell them to kiss your *kitten*.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMG DO IT!!! :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057
    Dear Wonderful Husband,

    You're the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me and I love more than all the stars in thy sky. You couldnt make me any happier. You're absolutely PERFECT for me. But.. If you don't stop SNORING in my ear like a jet engine at night, I'm gonna choke you out in the middle of the night! And hey.. you gotta share those covers, yes I do get cold too.. And... You can't sleep in the middle of the bed... I need some room too, and i'm FAT! I need more than three inches.. I enjoy being close to you and cuddling with you, but holding on for dear life so I dont' fall off the bed, yeah.. NOT ENJOYABLE!!!

    Love you always,

    You're Loving Caring Almost Murderous Wife!

    PS Did I tell you how much I love you!?
    OMG I REALLY LOL!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Tennessee2019
    Tennessee2019 Posts: 676 Member
    Dear Customer In A Grocery Store

    For real? You need to be THAT loud on the phone? I don't need to hear about your life 2 rows over from where you are & I would also appreciate if you would not stop your cart in the middle of the aisle to chat.

    To Parents With Children In A Grocery Store

    This is a grocery store, not a daycare center or race track. I would appreciate it if you would keep an eye (& a hand) on your kids while shopping. They might not fit in the area that the grocery cart has for small kids, but does everyone's day have to be ruined as they race around the grocery store bumping into other customers or pulling things off shelves.

    A Phone-Free/Kid-Free Customer
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